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A thread wherein guys rant, complain, and chat about MANLY MAN THINGS
This is like a mutation between women and horses. These girls gotta be squatting some decent weight... or be from Brazil.
Also, I was watching "Taboo" the other day and if there's ever a place you need to do time in, go to Brazil. The longest sentence anybody can serve (even mass murderers) is 30 years, and you get conjugal visits TWICE A MONTH. They play soccer barefoot, work out and hang out all day, so next time I feel like going on a killing spree I'm hitting up RIO.
Potential backfire: I get sent back to America to serve life no parole and never get a single visit.
Full-proof your plan by marrying a Brazillian first.
I used to seriously post here, now I prefer to troll.
Arizona Department of Safety Officer pulled over a pick-up truck owner
for a faulty taillight. When the officer approached the driver, the man
behind the wheel handed the officer his driver’s license, insurance card and
a concealed weapon carry permit.
The officer took all the documents, looked them over and said. "Mr..
Smith, I see you have a CCP. Do you have any weapons with you?"
The driver replied, " Yes sir, I have a 357 handgun in a hip holster, a
..45 in the glove box and a .22 derringer in my boot."
The officer looked at the driver and asked, "Anything else?"
"Yes sir, I have a Mossberg 500 12 gauge and an AR-15 behind the seat."
The officer asked if the man was driving to or from a shooting range
and the man said he wasn't, so the officer bent over and looked into the
driver's face and said "Mr. Smith, you're carrying quite a few guns.
May I ask what you are afraid of?
Mr. Smith locked eyes with the officer and calmly answered,
"Not a f**king thing!"
Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
Starting Weight: 294 pounds
Current Weight: 235 pounds
Goal Weight: 195 pounds