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  • YKYPW:
    -you bought 60 eggs (at 5) last week and, as the offer's still up and you're running low, you get another 60 only a week later!
    -you eat 7 scrambled, curried eggs with an onion, an avocado and some nori and you're not sure if you ate ENOUGH eggs.
    -your avocado is slightly gone at one end, but you eat it anyways, because it still TASTES of avocado and you know your body can take any teeny invaders.
    -you're pondering switching from sunflower seeds to tahini as your regular seed; the price lures you in and the extra fat and calcium clinches the deal.
    -you're STILL not certain whether you were ill last week, as your only symptom was a heavy chest while doing your weighted walking and a slightly crusty nose in the morning.
    -you feel naughty for snacking at dates all day and provide yourself with cacao nibs and nori, to add some variety.

    PS:
    -you are positively, ecstatically DELIGHTED to find out that the local market sells "veg bags" at 50p each, to get rid of yesterday's produce. 1 avocado (slightly nibbled by something), 1 gala apple (a bit wrinkly) and 1 grapefruit (with a dent) for 50p. 400g of broccoli (stems a bit bendy) for 50p. 600g of cabbage (can't see what's wrong with it) for 50p. I am in veggie heaven right now.
    Last edited by Kochin; 04-29-2013, 11:45 AM.
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    Perfection is entirely individual. Any philosophy or pursuit that encourages individuality has merit in that it frees people. Any that encourages shackles only has merit in that it shows you how wrong and desperate the human mind can get in its pursuit of truth.

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    I get blunter and more narcissistic by the day.
    I'd apologize, but...

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    • Originally posted by eKatherine View Post
      You can't believe how much wasted floor space there is in supermarkets.
      It isn't wasted if you know how to supermarket-safari.
      "And in the spreads and preserves aisle, to the left of the jam, a large specimen of a WeightWatcher checks the nutrition of a jam against her points book. Disappointed, she puts it down and leaves the aisle, glancing at the peanut butter on her way out. Will she resist that pull, or will she return to slyly place the jam in her basket? Tune in later to find out her fate."
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      Perfection is entirely individual. Any philosophy or pursuit that encourages individuality has merit in that it frees people. Any that encourages shackles only has merit in that it shows you how wrong and desperate the human mind can get in its pursuit of truth.

      --
      I get blunter and more narcissistic by the day.
      I'd apologize, but...

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      • .....any horizontal bar within reach makes you wonder if you could sneak in a few pull ups.

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        • YKYPW ... you spend your work-day posting on the MDA forums ...

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          • When your team wins a free breakfast at work and you suggest steak and eggs. Everyone agrees, says that sounds great, and they decide to get buy one get one free Subway breakfast sandwiches of the "steak" and "eggs" flavor...

            When you haven't been to Subway in such a long time that you didn't know that they sold breakfast.

            When the concept of breakfast itself is becoming more and more obsolete.

            When you are the only person driving with the windows open who ISN'T smoking something or throwing garbage out.

            When you begin to think of regular people as a herd of herbivorous prey animals.

            When you add half a stick of butter to things you cook in order to make it healthier.

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            • YKYPW you see a thread titled, "Tips on how to get rid of batwings?" and you wonder what bat tastes like.

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              • Originally posted by Kegas76 View Post
                YKYPW you see a thread titled, "Tips on how to get rid of batwings?" and you wonder what bat tastes like.
                And whether Pete's Fine Meats in Houston sells them...

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                • When you open the fridge at work and see a big jug of soy "milk" with a big angry sign on it saying "THIS IS MY SOY MILK, NOT YOURS!!! DON'T DRINK MY SOY MILK!!!" and you literally laugh out loud at the thought of stealing something that disgusting.

                  When you put your leftover grass fed beef with squid in the same fridge with no concern that it might be stolen.

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                  • It turns out that "don't shop when you're hungry" applies to us, too.

                    "Gosh, I hope 2 pounds of ground beef, 1 pound of rib eye, 1 pound of pork chops, 1 pound of crab legs, and three packages of bacon is enough meat for a week!"

                    (I live alone.)

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                    • Originally posted by Violette_R View Post
                      It turns out that "don't shop when you're hungry" applies to us, too.

                      "Gosh, I hope 2 pounds of ground beef, 1 pound of rib eye, 1 pound of pork chops, 1 pound of crab legs, and three packages of bacon is enough meat for a week!"

                      (I live alone.)
                      When you have to go shopping AGAIN in the middle of the week because you are out of eggs, meat or salad vegetables.
                      The above should be viewed as complete and utter nonsense.

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                      • Originally posted by Violette_R View Post
                        It turns out that "don't shop when you're hungry" applies to us, too.

                        "Gosh, I hope 2 pounds of ground beef, 1 pound of rib eye, 1 pound of pork chops, 1 pound of crab legs, and three packages of bacon is enough meat for a week!"

                        (I live alone.)
                        When you read this and your first thought is "not enough."

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                        • Originally posted by Markbt View Post
                          When you read this and your first thought is "not enough."
                          You too, huh?

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                          • Originally posted by Dragonfly View Post
                            You're more excited when your husband brings you steak instead of flowers...
                            You see food when Bambi comes to eat your flowers...
                            You are more excited to go to the butchers than clothes shopping...
                            My husband just commented on this! He asked what I wanted for my birthday, and I said steak. He said that he was lucky to have me, I could care less about jewelry/flowers!

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                            • When half your skin care products are stored in the kitchen. (Coconut oil, baking soda, apple cider vinegar.)

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                              • When youve borderline jizzed due to eating the best single source of starch-the white fleshed sweet potato. It left me pondering that no man made processed foods can taste as good and unique as this superfood.

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