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  • Originally posted by MissJecka View Post
    ...you are the only one in the office who doesn't partake in the weekly free "continental breakfast" (which is really just pastries, bagels, and fat-free yogurt with granola) on Fridays.
    ...they are now adding fruit. Yay. So, I might snag a banana, but I'm not usually even tempted.

    Oh, and donuts. I've looked, but not touched.

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    • Originally posted by RaeVynn View Post
      ...they are now adding fruit. Yay. So, I might snag a banana, but I'm not usually even tempted.

      Oh, and donuts. I've looked, but not touched.
      Our has a fruit salad, too, but I'd just rather eat what I've got.

      Luckily, our admin started buying snacks just for my department - bananas, pistachios, almonds, san pelligrino mineral water, clementines... but also hostess cupcakes and cheetos... so, at least I have some good snack options if I forget mine at home.
      >> Current Stats: 90% Primal / 143 lbs / ~25% BF
      >> Goal (by 1 Jan 2014): 90% Primal / 135-ish pounds / 20-22% BF

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      Weight does NOT equal health -- ditch the scale, don't be a slave to it!

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      • YKYPW you realize that a small grocer only 1.1 miles away carries the butter and half and half you like, and you're happy for a number of reasons:

        -it's walking distance (walk + sun = good)
        -it's another step toward diminishing dependency on Whole Foods Market
        -the 2.2 mile round trip means you only have to walk three miles tomorrow morning

        Oh, and on the way home, it starts pouring rain, and while everyone else is running for cover, you think, "this is so good for my hair and skin."
        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

        B*tch-lite

        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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        • when you see someone at the grocery store with nothing but fresh fruit in their cart and your first thought is that it is unhealthy.

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          • When you whip out your curry and wings for lunch and wonder why anyone would want to eat the Pizza Hut management provided.
            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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            • I saw an electrocuted bird dead on the roadside near the bus stop, and considered taking it home to eat.
              "Ah, those endless forests, and their horror-haunted gloom! For what eternities have I wandered through them, a timid, hunted creature, starting at the least sound, frightened of my own shadow, keyed-up, ever alert and vigilant, ready on the instant to dash away in mad flight for my life. For I was the prey of all manner of fierce life that dwelt in the forest, and it was in ecstasies of fear that I fled before the hunting monsters."

              Jack london, "Before Adam"

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              • Maybe said before, but...

                YKYPW, you get finished eating and feel like you could run a marathon.

                When I got done eating on SAD, I felt like I could sleep for hours. Now, I get done eating and want to pull a Forrest Gump and keep on running.

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                • YKYPW...

                  You eat your shrimp-fried-in-Kerrygold-butter directly from the fry pan and then lick the fry pan clean.

                  While your two Golden Retrievers watch, drooling.

                  And you don't feel guilty.

                  (But the Goldens get fed primally, too!)

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                  • YKYPW,

                    Your wife threatens "I'm outta here if you start putting butter on your bacon!" I hadn't considered it until she brought it up, sounds kinda good.
                    Male, 5'11", 49
                    MaxW 246+ 2004
                    SW 212 CW 200 GW don't really care
                    Goal 12+ pullups per set, current 10

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                    • YKYPW,

                      After listening to coworker talk about your arms and calves. You think it would be easier to lie to your coworkers about your recent muscle development and just say, "These new steroids are great", rather than have them lecture you about how you are ruining your health by not eating grains.
                      Male, 5'11", 49
                      MaxW 246+ 2004
                      SW 212 CW 200 GW don't really care
                      Goal 12+ pullups per set, current 10

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                      • You know your Primal when you bitterly lament the fact that Canada only has crappy butter.
                        Out of context quote for the day:

                        Clearly Gorbag is so awesome he should be cloned, reproducing in the normal manner would only dilute his awesomeness. - Urban Forager

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                        • Originally posted by Colloid View Post
                          YKYPW,

                          Your wife threatens "I'm outta here if you start putting butter on your bacon!" I hadn't considered it until she brought it up, sounds kinda good.
                          Cook the bacon, remove it from the pan. Add grass fed butter and coconut oil. Cook eggs in this liquid, leave the yolks runny, pour the remainig fat over the entire plate. Don't forget to scrape up all the yolk and fat mixture from the plate and eat it. Watch the multigrain bagel crowd stare in horror.

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                          • YKYAPW your DH ask what you'd like for lunch & when you say "salmon.".
                            he says "do you want it cooked?"
                            ........And hes serious !
                            Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

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                            • I have a bad habit of purring when running my eye over a potential purchase in the steak and meat sections in the local shop.

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                              • YKYAPW when your in Egypt and get a news alert that a plague of locust is possible in your area and your first thought is:

                                "I wonder how they taste sautéed?"
                                Randal
                                AKA: Texas Grok

                                Originally posted by texas.grok
                                Facebook is to intelligence what a black hole is to light
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