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  • #61
    When people think you want to eat them when you say "You look tasty"!
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    • #62
      When, at a steakhouse, they bring out bread and butter, you tell them to "bring extra butter." You then proceed to eat the butter solo while everyone else attacks the bread.
      When someone mentions a free meal and you wonder if it's food or "food."
      When your standard gift is a knife or another kitchen implement.
      When you find out that your area has a ranch that raises camel and you wonder how you can get your hands on some.
      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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      • #63
        Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
        When you find out that your area has a ranch that raises camel and you wonder how you can get your hands on some.
        I'm still pondering the llamas...
        Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

        If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

        Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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        • #64
          1. When Team Gorilla Ladies are sexy, inspiring.
          2. You've hacked the system to get Whole Foods quality without Whole Foods Prices.
          3. You stop being annoyed when people act put out by your "diet."
          4. You wear Vibrams to work.
          5. The dating pool is decreased substantially.
          6. You've questioned whether yams, fruit or green beans are actually healthy choices
          7. You take your shoes off when given the chance.
          8. You refer to Grok, Mark Sisson as actual friends of yours.
          9. You literally believe grains are poisonous.
          10. You really miss peanut butter, pizza, donuts, sandwiches, chocolate cake, beer, pancakes but don't really want to eat them.
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          • #65
            ... your dog keeps looking at you, wondering when you're gonna be done with that bone "will there be any left for me?"
            ... you love showin off your new "guns" & wonder if NRA would be interested.
            ... the hardest part of doing a whole30 is the butter-separation anxiety.
            ... grapes are too sweet
            Last edited by Peggy; 04-11-2011, 10:51 AM.

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            • #66
              Originally posted by TheFastCat View Post
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              3. You stop being annoyed when people act put out by your "diet."
              it's more frustrating then annoying I find.. Come people it works for me it will work for you!!!!
              5. The dating pool is decreased substantially.
              True story ..
              7. You take your shoes off when given the chance.
              I loveeee being bare foot!
              10. You really miss peanut butter, pizza, donuts, sandwiches, chocolate cake, beer, pancakes but don't really want to eat them.
              Miss them sooo much .. but when I have the chance to have it I'm like... Meh not really interested.. unless it's doughnuts .. then I need to have a little more time in the meh minute
              "If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." Nora Roberts

              Start December 20th 2010: 177 lbs
              Currant: 136 lbs
              Goal: 125 lbs
              11 more lbs to go


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              • #67
                Originally posted by TheFastCat View Post
                1. When Team Gorilla Ladies are sexy, inspiring.
                I think I fell in love like five different times looking over those pictures.
                http://www.getmoneyout.com

                Start: March 2011
                Start Weight: 245 lbs.
                Current Weight (November 2011): 208.4 lbs. and counting.
                Goal weight: 195 lbs.

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                • #68
                  You take a rolling cooler with you to the farmers market then have to remove the ice blocks to fit all the meat in.
                  Buy house, Demolish house, Build house.

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                  • #69
                    You're at a friends house and she asks "hey, you want to fry these 4 pork chops for dinner?" and you respond with "Sure, but what are YOU going to eat?"
                    PB Stats:
                    Started 5/10/10
                    Starting Weight: 215
                    Current Weight (1/25/11): 180
                    Goal Weight: 160

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                    • #70
                      When you order muscle meat/offal blends sold as "dogfood" but don't tell the dog about it.

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                      • #71
                        Originally posted by Dr. Bork Bork View Post
                        ...When you get angry at total strangers for buying non-Primal food at the grocery store
                        I've always been a shopping cart voyeur but I've been feeling extra judgey since going primal.

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                        • #72
                          When you haven't used shampoo in over 6 months!
                          Find me at aToadontheRoad.com. Cheers!

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                          • #73
                            Originally posted by Blackcatbone View Post
                            Nature programs make you hungry. ...
                            LOL!

                            ...72% chocolate is way too sweet and the 88% stuff is starting to taste kind of bland.

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                            • #74
                              When you piss pure bacon fat.
                              In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                              • #75
                                Watching Planet Earth suddenly becomes a perfect replacement for the Food Network.

                                You find that you can't scold your significant other for eating with his fingers anymore because you've found yourself doing the same. Grok didn't need silverware anyway, right?

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