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  • People start bringing you venison and game meat that their neighbors shot and say "we don't like the gamey taste, but I heard about your caveman thing, and figured you might want it."

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    • ...in the middle of a discussion about what to eat for dinner, before any decisions have been made, you start cooking bacon. Because bacon, of course, is an integral part of whatever you're going to make!
      Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

      If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

      Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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      • When you fly to another country to work offshore. You pack only your VFF (2 pair) and work boots. When you are offshore, you do your walking/jogging around the helipad in either your VFF or barefoot. No shirt, soaking up the sunlight everyone else is slathering on sunscreen to avoid. When you are not in your workboots, you are either barefoot or in your VFF in the living quarters.

        And you finally get the cooks to load up your plate with meat and stop offering you the rice and potatoes that everyone else is eating. Then you load up your side plate with fresh salad and olives.
        Randal
        AKA: Texas Grok

        Originally posted by texas.grok
        Facebook is to intelligence what a black hole is to light
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        • When you see a warthog out on the savannah and your first thought is , "Hmmm. I wonder what warthog bacon would taste like."

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          • sound like a small zoo.


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            • When watching Man Vs. Food you try to figure out how to Primal-ize all of the bread heavy challenges, and then think about having it for dinner.

              (Why, yes, I'm having curry tonight... >.>
              Down from 275 to 250!
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              Some fact, a lot of fiction! Keep track of my progress there!

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              • You go to Honolulu Burger Co. 4 days in a row because you love their grilled grass fed burgers so much. I always get the double... the one with the local sausage is my favorite!
                Find me at aToadontheRoad.com. Cheers!

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                • When you're friends look at you funny because cook with butter instead of spray PAM oil!
                  Health is Wealth!

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                  • When your first instinct on seeing your toddler's black eye is ... "I should put some coconut oil on that." (don't know where it came from and didn't, but that was my first instinct.)

                    When your toddler likes to curl up to nurse cuddling the glass jar full of raw beef heart jerky...
                    5'4" 39yo mother to five sweeties & married to their AMAZING DaddyGrok
                    Current Weight: 175lb__________________________________Goal: 135lb
                    Deadlift: 240lb________________________________________Back Squat: 165lb
                    Bench: 130lb__________________________________________Pre ss: 85lb
                    ***Winning a 20-year war against binge eating disorder***

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                    • You squat to do household chores, pee outside, and just to show off how many squats you can do in a minute.
                      Woman, Artist, Wife, Visionary, Mother, Gardener, Daughter, Tea-drinker, Friend, Believer.

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                      • ...if you have ever jumped up from the table yelling, "No! Thats the best part!", when someone was thowing meat "scraps" in the garbage.

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                        • Originally posted by simpstr View Post
                          When you're friends look at you funny because cook with butter instead of spray PAM oil!
                          Is this true? That's ridiculous!
                          Find me at aToadontheRoad.com. Cheers!

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                          • Originally posted by tplank View Post
                            ...if you have ever jumped up from the table yelling, "No! Thats the best part!", when someone was thowing meat "scraps" in the garbage.
                            My bro used to dump bacon fat down the drain! Ay! It's FREE cooking fat then!
                            Find me at aToadontheRoad.com. Cheers!

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                            • Originally posted by Primal Toad View Post
                              My bro used to dump bacon fat down the drain! Ay! It's FREE cooking fat then!
                              GASP! :eek!:

                              I would have excommunicated him!

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                              • When people compliment a dish I've made and I tell them the secret ingredient is "bacon grease".

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