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  • Just realized that because we are in an awesome neighborhood with lots of young families, we will probably hand out candy at Halloween...... I DON'T WANT TO HAND OUT CANDY, I want to hand out... The Primal Blueprint? Apples? Celery? BACON!? But we would probably not make too many friends that way.

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    • Originally posted by Kwaggz View Post
      Just realized that because we are in an awesome neighborhood with lots of young families, we will probably hand out candy at Halloween...... I DON'T WANT TO HAND OUT CANDY, I want to hand out... The Primal Blueprint? Apples? Celery? BACON!? But we would probably not make too many friends that way.
      How about going to the Oriental Trading Company website or someplace similar and buy a bunch of those cheap toys... plastic dinosaurs, army men, etc. and hand those out, instead? You can get about 100 toys for, like, $4.99.

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      • I like the idea of handing out bacon. hahaha Dipped in 85%+ chocolate.
        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

        B*tch-lite

        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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        • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
          well your name IS superbeast. slam the door open and announce 'I'M GOING TO GRILL A DEAD ANIMAL AND WRESTLE NAKED WITH MY WOMAN. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.' and walk out
          GOTD: My name invokes far less awe and reverence than Superbeast's.
          The Champagne of Beards

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          • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
            GOTD: My name invokes far less awe and reverence than Superbeast's.
            Not to those who have read your posts over time.
            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

            B*tch-lite

            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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            • Originally posted by Kwaggz View Post
              Just realized that because we are in an awesome neighborhood with lots of young families, we will probably hand out candy at Halloween...... I DON'T WANT TO HAND OUT CANDY, I want to hand out... The Primal Blueprint? Apples? Celery? BACON!? But we would probably not make too many friends that way.
              What about little baggies of a homemade trail mix??

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              • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                GOTD: My name invokes far less awe and reverence than Superbeast's.
                Slam open the door and say 'IM GOING TO GO PLEDGE MY TABLES AND BOOKCASES. ILL SEE YOU LATER.'
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                  GOTD: My name invokes far less awe and reverence than Superbeast's.
                  Surely you jest... RichMahogany is the kind of legendary name that evokes mental images of strong, gentlemanly men speaking with each other about serious subjects around a dark mahogany table in a smoky den. It's the ultimate gentleman's name, if you ask me.
                  Eat like a Beast, feel like a Beast!
                  Eat from a huge bag of processed junk... Well... You know.

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                  • GOTD: There isn't enough room in the vegetable drawer for vegetables because it was crammed full with bagels.

                    Low fat, pre-sliced, rubbery bagels.
                    Seriously, guys?

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                    • Originally posted by Alexis47 View Post
                      Low fat, pre-sliced, rubbery bagels.
                      Do high-fat bagels exist? I'm not being sarcastic.

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                      • Originally posted by Graycat View Post
                        Do high-fat bagels exist? I'm not being sarcastic.
                        I have no clue, but these are certainly loudly advertised as being low fat.

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                        • Originally posted by Kwaggz View Post
                          Just realized that because we are in an awesome neighborhood with lots of young families, we will probably hand out candy at Halloween...... I DON'T WANT TO HAND OUT CANDY, I want to hand out... The Primal Blueprint? Apples? Celery? BACON!? But we would probably not make too many friends that way.
                          Go to the health food store. Look for the labels "Yummy Earth" and "Surf Sweets". Lollipops and gummy worms/bears/drops, respectively. Better by far, in taste, than anything outside the health food store - trust me on this. You will retain the goodwill of your underage neighbors by actually giving them candy, and get the coolness points of the parents by handing out clean-eating treats. Be prepared to pay, tho, or hand them out carefully.

                          It is what I trade my kids' Halloween candy for after the haul is in. Lest you think I am an ogre - my kids have food allergies and other assorted food issues, so we knock on doors to our hearts content and have a blast, and then just do a major trade.
                          I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                          • Some people spend way too much attention on their bowel movements....

                            That is all.

                            Randal
                            AKA: Texas Grok

                            Originally posted by texas.grok
                            Facebook is to intelligence what a black hole is to light
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                            • Originally posted by texas.grok View Post
                              Some people spend way too much attention on their bowel movements....

                              That is all.

                              LOL! And yet, it just doesn't feel like a full week on MDA without a poop thread. I particularly like weekend poop threads. It's like, "I've been busy all week and just noticed my poop is paisley. Is this normal on primal?"
                              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                              B*tch-lite

                              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                              • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                                LOL! And yet, it just doesn't feel like a full week on MDA without a poop thread. I particularly like weekend poop threads. It's like, "I've been busy all week and just noticed my poop is paisley. Is this normal on primal?"
                                "yes, you are now elite primal."

                                GOTD: Sick w/ a cold and sick for the third time in 2 weeks. I haven't been this sick in ages, so that's a plus at least. I've got a fulldose of the whines hanging out today, which is just proof of my pathetic state.
                                Depression Lies

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