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  • Haikus in lieu of cleaning the kitchen.

    50 Shades of Gray
    Wounded little boy
    She cajoles him from his shell
    Sex instead of talk.

    Twilight
    Wounded old undead
    She cajoles him from his shell
    Talk instead of sex.
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    • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
      50 Shades of Creepy Sexy Times
      hahahahahaha
      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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      • emotionless lip biting? even better
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • So is 50 Shades of Whatever the 9-1/2 Weeks of the new millenium?
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • I don't know what 50 Shades is*, but I gave some friends dramatic readings of the best passages.

            * Aside from disturbing.
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            • My GOTD: After reading 50 Shades again (research, I swear) I read Twilight . . . and it appeared well-written with likable characters. Urg.

              Laters, baby was kinda cute from Elliot, because it fit him. From Christian it was just another "trying too hard" kinda thing. Oh, and disturbing.
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              • A sample of early morning spam at the Apple (see right hand column):

                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                  Speaking of Twilight and its devolution to 50 Shades of Creepy Sexy Times, I really did NOT need to see the onesies you can now purchase for your infant, one of which reads LATERS, BABY and the other 9 MONTHS AGO, MY MOMMY READ 50 SHADES OF GRAY.
                  eeewwwww....

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                  • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                    So is 50 Shades of Whatever the 9-1/2 Weeks of the new millenium?
                    At least 9 1/2 weeks (the book anyway) was good.

                    And the movie at least had Mikey Rourke for the 15 minutes that he was hot...

                    50 shades of fucked up is just really really bad porn attempt. Really bad. laurell Hamilton is better bad.

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                    • Regarding the spam, I used to have my own bodybuilding forum - and eventually spam killed it.

                      This site is using vBulletin software, so giving some people 'moderator' status should be easy (unlike my custom-made system, which once the spammers figured out became impossible to police as they were auto-spamming by the hour...)

                      The success stories and ongoing stories are a MAJOR reason I bought Marks books (both cookbooks, the PB and the 21 day thing). It would be a real waste of this sales resource and the inspiration for us if they look spam destroy this forum.

                      This isn't hundreds of different things, these are the same people posting the same crap, just deal with them for chrissake!



                      AC

                      PS: wanna see what spam does?

                      Bodybuilding Forum - new

                      I even tried moving the URL. In the end it crashed the system so often I couldn't be bothered repairing it, because the real visitors had left...



                      AC

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                      • All it would take is quarantining (temporarily removing from view) things marked as spam by x number different people. After review, they could be deleted and the MAC address banned. I'm sure there's a script that could be written to do the quarantine without involvement by the worker bees or Mark.
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                        • Nope, it's best not to add custom code to the forum's script - I learnt that the hard way, and repeatedly too! Such scripts are frequently updated (this one is already out of date as they're on version 5.0, this is 4.2, though possibly because they're using the "publishing suite" which includes a blog?) and any custom code is either lost or can cause real problems.

                          The thing to do is update frequently and use the features, but certainly vBulletin has some strong moderator goodies built in. There may well already be an auto-setting to block reported posts? If so they deffo need to switch it on,




                          AC

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                          • Why is it that when members in good standing try to upload a pic from their computers, they wait (sometimes) weeks for it to be moderated, but a brand new registered "member" can post 10-15 new threads two minutes apart? Doesn't make sense to me, but I barely understand why planes don't fall out of the sky.
                            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                            B*tch-lite

                            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                            • magic
                              beautiful
                              yeah you are

                              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                              lol

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                              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                                magic
                                I love this board; I learn something new almost every day.
                                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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                                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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