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  • Hey what happened to darth anyway? (/Shameless attempt to change the subject so the brownies will shut up. Yes I'm all schizo for those brownies)
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    • apparently he's been having butt sex with me
      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • so i guess you guys aren't trying to conceive?
        my primal journal:
        http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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        • i only have butt sex with people i don't know
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • heh, so there was no kissing? does he pay well? buy you makeup and heels?
            my primal journal:
            http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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            • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
              heh, so there was no kissing? does he pay well? buy you makeup and heels?
              Or at least a nice doughnut pillow to sit on afterwards?
              JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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              • lol.
                my primal journal:
                http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                  apparently he's been having butt sex with me
                  You weren't sure? That doesn't say much about his...

                  Anyway...
                  Durp.

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                  • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                    heh, so there was no kissing? does he pay well? buy you makeup and heels?
                    Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                    Or at least a nice doughnut pillow to sit on afterwards?
                    Originally posted by RitaRose View Post
                    You weren't sure? That doesn't say much about his...

                    Anyway...
                    i said 'apparently' which is not admissible in a court of law
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

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                    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                      i only have butt sex with people i don't know
                      I will PM you my address and Phone #.

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                      • Originally posted by chefgrok View Post
                        i will pm you my address and phone #.
                        lol.
                        JOIN THE PANDA SHOW!!! Primal With A Side Of FABULOUS and PANDALOONERY!

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                        • Originally posted by Gay Panda View Post
                          lol.
                          He said phone number, not penis size.
                          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                          • Originally posted by ChefGrok View Post
                            I will PM you my address and Phone #.
                            smoov, smoov
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                              He said phone number, not penis size.
                              Like a beer can.

                              Thick and short.



                              We've destroyed this thread.

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                              • lol.. understatement

                                wait wait.. gotd; i completely lost track of what thread i was posting in
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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