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  • i've never dated, and i'm curious what it's like. does it have to be as bad as people say?
    my primal journal:
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    • I've had fun dates, but they were definitely outweighed by the number of bad/boring ones. The dull ones don't generally have good stories attached, so you mostly hear about the weirdos and creepers.

      I also had the dude who started telling me his explicit sexual fantasies about me over dessert on our first date (and I don't mean fun suggestive flirting--we're talking full-on x-rated description). Seriously, if you haven't even kissed me yet, it's pretty inappropriate to share your unsolicited graphic imaginings while I'm trying to enjoy my zabaglione. I mean, I guess it's nice that you think I'm hot, but really, that's sort of creepy.
      “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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      • I did online dating for awhile and was approached by one that had a very bad toupee, constantly mentioned how he loved to have sex, was very obviously in his 70s and NOT mid-50s and said he loved to put on his French "colon". Yeah. I always wondered how a French one was different.

        A couple of them said that God had sent me to them and we should get married. Um... we've never even met.

        Surprisingly, I actually met my boyfriend on eHarmony.
        Durp.

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        • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
          i've never dated, and i'm curious what it's like. does it have to be as bad as people say?
          It's expensive, yes
          Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
          Starting Weight: 294 pounds
          Current Weight: 235 pounds
          Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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          • Originally posted by kenn View Post
            It's expensive, yes
            Add to that trial and error of finding the right one
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            • Originally posted by athomeontherange View Post
              Add to that trial and error of finding the right one
              That's your first mistake
              Starting Date: Dec 18, 2010
              Starting Weight: 294 pounds
              Current Weight: 235 pounds
              Goal Weight: 195 pounds

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              • Originally posted by kenn View Post
                I always enjoyed dating...*shrugs*
                Of course you did. You're a subnormal dickcheese merchant.

                I was going to call you "criminally insane", but I didn't want to give you a compliment.

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                • Learn self esteem from Boomer vegan Tony Robbins:
                  Ask Anthony Robbins A Question

                  ASK A QUESTION.

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                  • Originally posted by fiercehunter View Post
                    Learn self esteem from Boomer vegan Tony Robbins:
                    Ask Anthony Robbins A Question

                    ASK A QUESTION.
                    Pull my finger!

                    Jim Carrey - Tony Robbins Financial Giant - YouTube

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                    • Originally posted by athomeontherange View Post
                      Add to that trial and error of finding the right one
                      Why bother? Seriously? Men don't respect women as human beings, that's blatantly obvious, so why would anyone in their right mind get involved with a habitual sociopath who perceives an entire gender as a disposable combination blow-up doll/punching bag/ATM machine?

                      Fuck dating, I'm saving up for flying lessons.

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                      • Originally posted by kenn View Post
                        It's expensive, yes
                        A flask of wild turkey and some beef jerky only runs about 15 bucks.

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                        • Originally posted by Spubba View Post
                          Why bother? Seriously? Men don't respect women as human beings, that's blatantly obvious, so why would anyone in their right mind get involved with a habitual sociopath who perceives an entire gender as a disposable combination blow-up doll/punching bag/ATM machine?

                          Fuck dating, I'm saving up for flying lessons.
                          i bet you consistently find the winners, eh?
                          my primal journal:
                          http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                          • GOTD: Putting some fingerpaint on a paper plate and shot a huge LOAD of magenta all over the wall and table. FML.

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                            • Originally posted by Spubba View Post
                              Why bother? Seriously? Men don't respect women as human beings, that's blatantly obvious, so why would anyone in their right mind get involved with a habitual sociopath who perceives an entire gender as a disposable combination blow-up doll/punching bag/ATM machine?

                              Fuck dating, I'm saving up for flying lessons.
                              I'm not great, but I don't see my wife as any of those things (straining to pat one's self on the back).

                              Flying lessons would be pretty damn cool too. The things you don't think about before saying "I do".

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                              • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                                i bet you consistently find the winners, eh?
                                Yup, and that's not even from dating, that's just from observation. I'd have to be crazy to let myself get involved with any of these twerps.

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