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  • The Primal Blueprint Prayer

    Our Father, who art Mark Sisson, hallowed be thy Primal Blueprint
    The time has come. Thy plan be done, on all earth and kill CW.
    Give us this day our daily bacon
    and forgive us our 20% as we decry CW to others
    Subject us not to grains or legumes
    And thy Blueprint deliver us
    Forever and ever
    Amen

    (written by me. Just now.)
    --Trish (Bork)
    TROPICAL TRADITIONS REFERRAL # 7625207
    http://pregnantdiabetic.blogspot.com
    FOOD PORN BLOG! http://theprimaljunkfoodie.blogspot.com

  • #2
    lol

    so, we sing a song before meals in our house, and the original was this: Thank you Sweet Earth, Sun, Wind, and Rain, For the Fruits and the Roots and Golden Grain!

    then, the kid pointed out that we don't eat grain. we needed a new song: Sunshine on the Apple Tree, thank you for the food we eat. Ok, that works. we still eat apples. LOL

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    • #3
      I'm sure this will help people get away from the idea that we are a cult.... 0.0


      ^.^ :-P
      sigpic

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      • #4
        there's an idea out there that we are a cult? funny. . .LOL

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        • #5
          You mean we aren't?

          *looks at the altar to bacon*

          Umm, I mean. Right! We're not a cult!

          *edges out of the thread*
          Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

          If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

          Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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          • #6
            Give us this day, our daily bacon ROCKS!!! Hey, what's this, I'm eating BACON for dinner!!!!! Pork fat rules!
            Georgette

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            • #7
              LOL, glad I could give your spirits a little lift today
              --Trish (Bork)
              TROPICAL TRADITIONS REFERRAL # 7625207
              http://pregnantdiabetic.blogspot.com
              FOOD PORN BLOG! http://theprimaljunkfoodie.blogspot.com

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              • #8
                ROFLMAO My ex-catholic self is delighted!
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                • #9
                  The Mormon is pleased *grin*
                  --Trish (Bork)
                  TROPICAL TRADITIONS REFERRAL # 7625207
                  http://pregnantdiabetic.blogspot.com
                  FOOD PORN BLOG! http://theprimaljunkfoodie.blogspot.com

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Dragonfly View Post
                    ROFLMAO My ex-catholic self is delighted!
                    Ha ha, ditto! My parents would die a thousand deaths, but I thought it was hillarious!

                    And zoebird, your son is so adorable.
                    The more I see the less I know for sure.
                    -John Lennon

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                    • #11
                      LOLZ

                      My sister quotes Sisson so much, her hubby has started referring to him as The Prophet....meant as a sarcastic jab, but we just embraced it and call him The Prophet now too! LOL
                      Heather and the hounds - Make a Fast Friend, Adopt a Greyhound!

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                      • #12
                        eek kinda freaks me out, not sure i'd want this stuff shed in a religious light at all! (i get its a joke though, and im not offended or anything)
                        Starting Weight : 338lbs 6/11/2010
                        Current Weight: 266lbs
                        High-school Weight: 235lbs
                        Goal: ????

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                        • #13
                          LMAO!!! Thanks for the smiles, it's been a tough day!

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                          • #14


                            One of Marks old photos?

                            "Techno tribal and positively primal
                            Shamanic anarchistic archaic revival"
                            activate the rhythm, the rhythm that has always been within

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Russ View Post
                              eek kinda freaks me out, not sure i'd want this stuff shed in a religious light at all! (i get its a joke though, and im not offended or anything)
                              That's what I thought when I first read this thread yesterday but then I thought the fact that we can have a good laugh about this together actually takes the wind out of the sails of anyone looking in on PB and trying to paint us a s some kind of weird cultish bunch.

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