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  • Sorry about this, but....

    This isn't anything to do with Primal, but it just is too strange to ignore.

    The Latest Assault—or, Perhaps, Asweet—Weapon
    Posted by David Kramer on December 23, 2010 03:59 PM
    Candy canes have been banned from Battlefield [sic] High School because they might be turned into the lethal weapon you see to the right.


    (Failed to paste picture of a candy cane that had been sucked down to a point.)

    What next? Not allowing girls to wear their nails long in case they get into a catfight? (“I’ll scratch your eyes out, Bitch!”)

    I just realized something: Since Fatherland Security and the Terrorist Scam Authority have probably found out about this already, better FedEx* ahead your stash of candy canes to your Christmas visit destination this year—just to be on the “safe” side.
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    *The reason I suggest FedEx is because the United States Postal Service only allows firearms dealers to ship small weapons through the U.S. mail.

    UPDATE: A number of LRC readers have commented on the fact that the school hasn’t eliminated sharp pencils (or pens, for that matter). I guess the school administration never read G. Gordon Liddy’s autobiography Will. On page 455, Liddy describes how he wanted to kill John Dean by driving a pencil “through the underside of his jaw, through the soft-palate and deep into his brain.”


    Found on LRC Blog www.lewrockwell.com
    Tayatha om bekandze

    Bekandze maha bekandze

    Randza samu gate soha

  • #2
    That makes no sense. If they wanted something sharp they have access to tons of pencils/pens/scissors. Schools nowadays have much bigger issues to deal with like budget, teachers, supplies, and what they serve at lunch time.
    "If man made it, don't eat it" - Jack Lallane

    People say I am on a "crazy" diet. What is so crazy about eating veggies, fruits, seafood and organ meats? Just because I don't eat whole wheat and processed food doesn't make my diet "crazy". Maybe everyone else with a SAD are the "crazy" ones for putting that junk in their system.

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    • #3
      Wow. pretty ridiculous.

      OT again, but does that mean you can ship firearms through FedEx w/o shipping it dealer-to-dealer?
      my primal journal:
      http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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      • #4
        Originally posted by periquin View Post

        .... Fatherland Security and the Terrorist Scam Authority....
        LOL! Hadn't seen them referred to this way before. LOLROF! Perfect!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
          Wow. pretty ridiculous.

          OT again, but does that mean you can ship firearms through FedEx w/o shipping it dealer-to-dealer?
          No.

          http://www.cgwgun.com/shipping/fedex.aspx

          Anything found on LRC needs to be verified by a reliable source.

          I call BS. Everybody relax.
          Last edited by Lojasmo; 12-24-2010, 06:16 AM.

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          • #6
            candycanecontroversy

            Here's a somewhat different version. When I read the original post, I just chalked it up to the fact that standardized testing and carbs are driving everyone insane.
            True healthcare reform starts in your kitchen, not in Washington. ~Anonymous
            The worst carrot is better than the best candybar.--TornadoGirl

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            • #7
              Originally posted by shat View Post
              Here's a somewhat different version. When I read the original post, I just chalked it up to the fact that standardized testing and carbs are driving everyone insane.
              This. And unfortunately it doesn't surprise me at all.
              "So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains
              And we never even know we have the key."
              ~The Eagles, "Already Gone"

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