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    I have no time at all for conspiracy theorists and no inclination whatsoever to see conspiracies. Really.

    OK, so yesterday I cooked mackerel for lunch and roast chicken for dinner.

    Packet instructions for the chicken: 'Brush with vegetable oil.'
    Packet instructions for the mackerel: 'Brush with oil.'

    I mean, seriously - mackerel? Probably the healthiest food in the whole godforsaken supermarket, streaming with healthy fat of its own when grilled... brush with oil?

    So I had chicken with ghee and bacon, and mackerel with mackerel (and fresh sage, red pepper and lemon rind), and did not think about strategies to use up EU excess production of rapeseed oil.

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    Is excess rapeseed oil an issue over there? I wonder how it would work as a sexual lubricant.
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
      Is excess rapeseed oil an issue over there? I wonder how it would work as a sexual lubricant.
      Well the name sure gets me all excited!!!

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      • #4
        OK, OK. Canola. Calm now?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jspradley View Post
          Well the name sure gets me all excited!!!
          Because that's not creepy at all. Rape jokes aren't funny.
          “If I didn't define myself for myself, I would be crunched into other people's fantasies for me and eaten alive.” --Audre Lorde

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Owly View Post
            Because that's not creepy at all. Rape jokes aren't funny.
            Rape isn't funny. Joking about the ridiculous name "rapeseed oil" is. Big difference.

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