Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

You VS Grok?

Collapse
X
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • You VS Grok?

    I love Primal living. Nothing I've ever found has fit me so well from a dietary and exercise standpoint. But I realized last night that this does NOT mean I want to go back 50,000 years =p

    Chris has:
    Lovely foam mattress topper with fluffy blanket.

    Grok had:
    Straw, dirt ground, rocks.

    Chris has:
    An enviable mane of hair.

    Grok had:
    Lice.

    Chris has:
    A cute sweater from H&M. Jeans.

    Grok had:
    Itchy wool. Animal skins.

    Chris has:
    Coffee, Pokemon, and Books

    Grok had:
    More lice.

    I thought this was fun. Share your own You VS Grok!
    My primal journal!
    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Meat-Manifesto

  • #2
    Me: A twin bed in a room all by myself
    Grok: A soft bed of pine needles close to his loved ones and comrades for a peaceful, secure night's sleep

    Me: No lice
    Grok: A companion to groom him.

    Me: Jeans that I can't wait to get out of
    Grok: A loincloth

    Me: Internet (which is kind of like being with other people without any of the actual benefits)
    Grok: Outdoor play with active friends and family

    Me: A car to let me get to far away places quickly
    Grok: A lifestyle that gave him everything he needed right where he was


    Yeah, this has been a real blast.
    You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

    Comment


    • #3
      me: central heat and air
      grok: whatever the weather was (brrr)

      me: fridge to keep food fresh
      grok: maybe the ground or a cave..meaning if there was leftover meat it was maybe fermented (bleh)

      me: television
      grok: ha!

      me: sewing machine
      grok: im not too sure

      me: cloth diapers for my groklings
      grok: nothing!

      me: internet friends
      grok: only friends and family you see every stinkin day!
      I am the creator of my reality

      Comment


      • #4
        me: beauty products - blowdryer, hair brush, make-up, nail polish, mirror
        grokette: frizz, greasy face/hair, possibly something stuck in her teeth

        me: bras!
        grokette: saggy boobs?

        me: tons of kitchen appliance toys! - pots, pans, blender, coffee maker, crock pot, juicer
        grokette: rocks, sticks, possibly fire
        Starting weight, June 10, 2010: 213 pounds
        Current weight, October 31, 2010: 177 pounds
        Goal: Happiness, Health, Hotness

        Screw "moderation"!!

        Comment


        • #5
          Me: antibiotics, should I need them
          Grok: gangrene, etc. (can't fix that through a healthy diet)

          'Nuff said.

          Comment


          • #6
            You people need to feel more negatively about this modern life :P
            You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

            Comment


            • #7
              Originally posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
              You people need to feel more negatively about this modern life :P
              You'd have more credibility with that comment if you weren't hanging out on the internet
              Liz.

              Zone diet on and off for several years....worked, but too much focus on exact meal composition
              Primal since July 2010...skinniest I've ever been and the least stressed about food

              Comment


              • #8
                I'm here only because my life is empty.
                You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

                Comment


                • #9
                  Originally posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
                  You people need to feel more negatively about this modern life :P
                  Grok: A clean world, simplicity, self actualization, a sense of play and low stress.

                  Us: "Western nutrition," Big Corn, agricultural policy, heaps of carcinogens with every breath or bite we take, and a mindset that has twisted us away from the very simple concept of "eat well and be happy."

                  Got to see the good and the bad =p
                  My primal journal!
                  http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Meat-Manifesto

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    ME: books
                    grok: stories grunted to the group

                    me: perfume
                    grok: au natural

                    me: no tree climbing
                    grok: tree climbing

                    me: advil, AC, fridge, music, car
                    grok: sink or swim, as*hole

                    i prefer nature to inside, but i wouldn't give up basic comforts
                    beautiful
                    yeah you are

                    Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                    lol

                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Lodini View Post

                      me: bras!
                      grokette: saggy boobs?
                      actually studies have shown that the entire introduction of women wearing bras has caused saggy breasts! the reason is that bras do the work that our breast muscles are actually supposed to be doing, so our breast muscles get all laxed out and dont know what to do anymore, so they just hang out with our boobs out! just sayin
                      I am the creator of my reality

                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post

                        me: perfume
                        grok: au natural




                        going au natural is alot better than wearing toxic perfumes. perfumes and deodorants and even soap makes us stink! Lets not forget if we combine all these things with CW we usually get an overgrowth of yeast in our bodies which in turn makes us stink horribly! AND our bodies have our own unique scent that is called pheromones and it attracts the opposite sex and sometimes the same sex
                        I am the creator of my reality

                        Comment


                        • #13
                          "Breast" muscles, i.e. the pecs, move our arms, not our breasts.

                          Comment


                          • #14
                            One look through National Geographic will show that going braless for life does indeed lead to a different style of breast. It's breast tissue that gets lax, not the underlying muscle.
                            Sassy: Revised - my primal log

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Sassy View Post
                              One look through National Geographic will show that going braless for life does indeed lead to a different style of breast. It's breast tissue that gets lax, not the underlying muscle.
                              my bad
                              I am the creator of my reality

                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X