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  • Primal Pick-Up Lines

    *snirk*

    Yeah, I don't know why this topic came to my head while making breakfast this morning. But I thought it'd be funny to see what the creative minds here at MDA could think up when it comes to pick-up lines with a PB twist.
    Are you a college student, trying to navigate college while being Primal? Do you know any other PB college students on a tight budget? Heck, for that matter, are YOU trying to live Primal on a budget? Enroll at Primal University!

    For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either.
    -- Blaise Pascal

  • #2
    How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
    You can pull my pork anytime you want.
    Want to taste my special homemade mayo?
    Wanna make like Grok at my place?
    Grok may have invented fire, but you started the one in my heart.
    *club over head, drag back to car*
    I'm stuck in a bad pick up line loop, this is bad....
    Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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    • #3
      Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
      How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?
      You can pull my pork anytime you want.
      Want to taste my special homemade mayo?
      Wanna make like Grok at my place?
      Grok may have invented fire, but you started the one in my heart.
      *club over head, drag back to car*
      I'm stuck in a bad pick up line loop, this is bad....
      *spitdrink* ROFLMAO
      Calm the f**k down.

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      • #4
        You know what they say about cavemen with big clubs....

        Wanna come back to my place and give in to our hormonal instincts.....













        ....and eat some bacon?
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        • #5
          I'll toss your salad if you'll beat my meat....
          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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          • #6
            Actually come to think of it....a guy could just say

            "Wanna come over and eat some bacon with me?"

            and Id be like

            "You had me at bacon..."
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            • #7
              My cave or yours?
              Start weight: 250 - 06/2009
              Current weight: 199
              Goal: 145

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              • #8
                "I follow the primal lifestyle which means I eat healthy fats and proteins, lots of veggies and a good helping of fruit. I don't consume any grains or anything that required processing to be edible. I stay away from sugars and oils unless its from a healthy nut, avocados, or the ever amazing olive. I run, lift, play and sleep like our primal ancestors did in their own time. I eat lots of bacon. Let's get it on."

                It's worth noting this has never worked for me.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
                  "I follow the primal lifestyle which means I eat healthy fats and proteins, lots of veggies and a good helping of fruit. I don't consume any grains or anything that required processing to be edible. I stay away from sugars and oils unless its from a healthy nut, avocados, or the ever amazing olive. I run, lift, play and sleep like our primal ancestors did in their own time. I eat lots of bacon. Let's get it on."

                  It's worth noting this has never worked for me.
                  for what its worth, i think it would work for most ladies on here.
                  Natural Selection: http://ichoosenaturalselection.wordpress.com

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                  • #10
                    Is that a nitrate-free, grass-fed, all natural sausage in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by dragonmamma View Post
                      Is that a nitrate-free, grass-fed, all natural sausage in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

                      BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH this one is amazing
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                      • #12
                        A game of frisbee leads to playful wrestling leads to kissing leads to sex. No words required!
                        You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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                        • #13
                          If you come back to my place I'll prove I'm not a vegetarian.

                          LOL

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                          • #14
                            So uhhh, do you hunt for meat here often?
                            “It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creeds into law if it acquires the political power to do so, and will follow it by suppressing opposition, subverting all education to seize early the minds of the young, and by killing, locking up, or driving underground all heretics.”
                            —Robert A. Heinlein

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                            • #15
                              Nice finger shoes, let's fuck.

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