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  • How Primal am I bro?

    So I was a vegetarian for a few years, and a vegan for a couple (stopped that shit due to low libido, menstruating and shit). I am a man by the way.

    I gradually started adding animal products back into the belly zone.

    Started with eggs, yogurt, cheese, etc. Then included fish, now I have upped the ante to chicken too!

    So here's my question. HOW PRIMAL AM I BRO?

    Diet as of right now:

    Boneless chicken breasts 3-4 times a week.

    Sardines 3-4 times a week.

    Eggs-3-5 a day. Sometimes in a lovely scrambled cheese souffle.

    Greek yogurt 4-5 times a week.

    Berries a few times a week (whatever's on sale bro).

    Cottage cheese a few times a week.

    Bananas 2-3 a day. Avacados-4-5 a week.

    Kale-5 days a week at least.

    Broccoli-4-5 days a week.

    Skim milk, one glass 3-6 times a week.

    Friggin cheese, friggin dark chocolate, friggin cashews (this basically means I eat a bit of it here and there).

    Cottage friggin cheese before bed (because the casein is slow digesting bro).

    Drink nothing but water and Rhoobias tea.

    So how primal and sissonistic am I so far?

    On another note, i'm friggin totally serious!

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    No liver? No kidneys? No heart? No fatty chunks of bone in meat? No raw flesh? No bone broth? No exercise?

    Your rating is baby primal or primal on training wheels. Keep pedaling and one day maybe you can sit at the big boy table. Loose the fat fear and open yourself up to eating from head to tail. Hell if your gonna go and kill an animal at least have the decency to eat all of it

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Neckhammer View Post
      No liver? No kidneys? No heart? No fatty chunks of bone in meat? No raw flesh? No bone broth? No exercise?

      Your rating is baby primal or primal on training wheels. Keep pedaling and one day maybe you can sit at the big boy table. Loose the fat fear and open yourself up to eating from head to tail. Hell if your gonna go and kill an animal at least have the decency to eat all of it
      Whoa bro, I created a separate thread in the primal blueprint fitness for my exercise regimen bro.

      Explain the need for the skin? Explain the need for the bone? Hey, they don't sell entire free range chickens here bro.

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      • #4
        Bro, you're totally Sissonistic bro. Good luck to you bro.
        My nutrition/fitness/critical thinking blog:

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        • #5
          Originally posted by jakejoh10 View Post
          Bro, you're totally Sissonistic bro. Good luck to you bro.
          haha thanks bro.

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          • #6
            You didn't say I'd have to explain "why" for everything. Thought you just wanted a rating

            Alright I'll give you one on the bone broth The Jade Institute | Bone Broth for Health Building: Nourishing the Liver and Kidneys

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Primal_alien View Post
              So I was a vegetarian for a few years, and a vegan for a couple (stopped that shit due to low libido, menstruating and shit). I am a man by the way.

              I gradually started adding animal products back into the belly zone.

              Started with eggs, yogurt, cheese, etc. Then included fish, now I have upped the ante to chicken too!

              So here's my question. HOW PRIMAL AM I BRO?

              Diet as of right now:

              Boneless chicken breasts 3-4 times a week.

              Sardines 3-4 times a week.

              Eggs-3-5 a day. Sometimes in a lovely scrambled cheese souffle.

              Greek yogurt 4-5 times a week.

              Berries a few times a week (whatever's on sale bro).

              Cottage cheese a few times a week.

              Bananas 2-3 a day. Avacados-4-5 a week.

              Kale-5 days a week at least.

              Broccoli-4-5 days a week.

              Skim milk, one glass 3-6 times a week.

              Friggin cheese, friggin dark chocolate, friggin cashews (this basically means I eat a bit of it here and there).

              Cottage friggin cheese before bed (because the casein is slow digesting bro).

              Drink nothing but water and Rhoobias tea.

              So how primal and sissonistic am I so far?

              On another note, i'm friggin totally serious!
              Oh Brewster, you're sooooo primal
              If you're interested in my (very) occasional updates on how I'm working out and what I'm eating click here.

              Originally posted by tfarny
              If you are new to the PB - please ignore ALL of this stuff, until you've read the book, or at least http://www.marksdailyapple.com/primal-blueprint-101/

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              • #8
                Bro, you lost me at skim milk. gtfo.

                At least make it 2%! skim milk is groce. wouldnotdrink/10

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by barb712
                  There's no law that says you have to eat goat heads and animal guts to be primal. You're doing great. I'd ditch the skim milk, though, and explore alternatives like coconut and almond milk.
                  Bro, you read my primal mind. I bought some Coconut milk earlier today, before creating this post! What's wrong wit da skimmy skim milk?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Nivanthe View Post
                    Bro, you lost me at skim milk. gtfo.

                    At least make it 2%! skim milk is groce. wouldnotdrink/10
                    Bish, skim milk is 80% casein. Don't gimme dat gripe!

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                    • #11
                      [QUOTE=Primal_alien;1303038] (stopped that shit due to low libido, menstruating and shit). I am a man by the way.

                      What about the menstruating? Did it stop pre-primal? Did it get all intense with primal? What's it like? I want details bro!
                      Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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                      • #12
                        [QUOTE=Urban Forager;1303151]
                        Originally posted by Primal_alien View Post
                        (stopped that shit due to low libido, menstruating and shit). I am a man by the way.

                        What about the menstruating? Did it stop pre-primal? Did it get all intense with primal? What's it like? I want details bro!
                        No, i'm not menstruating now. I'm Testostruating.

                        Before this the adopting of the Primal way the symptoms were bitchiness (as opposed to my current bastardliness), passive aggressiveness (ass opposed to my full on frontal aggression now), cuntishness, (as opposed to my current dickishness). Etc.

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                        • #13
                          [QUOTE=Primal_alien;1303190]
                          Originally posted by Urban Forager View Post

                          No, i'm not menstruating now. I'm Testostruating.

                          Before this the adopting of the Primal way the symptoms were bitchiness (as opposed to my current bastardliness), passive aggressiveness (ass opposed to my full on frontal aggression now), cuntishness, (as opposed to my current dickishness). Etc.
                          Okay at this point, you are simply crude and out of line along with being a troll bro. So who are you really?

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                          • #14
                            [QUOTE=oceangrl;1303197]
                            Originally posted by Primal_alien View Post

                            Okay at this point, you are simply crude and out of line along with being a troll bro. So who are you really?

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                            A bro who made the switch babay.

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                            • #15
                              Drop the skim milk and take up persistence hunting or you're just a poser, brah.
                              Crohn's, doing SCD

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