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  • #76
    Originally posted by sbhikes View Post
    Oh you're just a little fella, aren'tcha?
    Fought my last amateur MMA fight at 130. Trying not to be so little!

    Originally posted by sbhikes View Post
    Yes, definitely a hottie. Could use more beard though.
    I got a fever, and the only cure is more beard!
    The Champagne of Beards

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    • #77
      What's your definition of HOT?

      If you think I am in fact "hot" then... How about you purchase me an air flight? Ah ha ha ha! I miss travel!

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      • #78
        Originally posted by sbhikes View Post
        Yes, definitely a hottie. Could use more beard though.
        Never enough beard!

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        • #79
          Originally posted by ombat View Post
          I was really let down when that picture wasn't of Derp's thighs.
          If you had a choice between Zach's rock hard cheese grater abs, or my thighs, which would you choose?
          Make America Great Again

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          • #80
            Originally posted by Derpamix View Post
            If you had a choice between Zach's rock hard cheese grater abs, or my thighs, which would you choose?
            Can I grate cheese on Zach's abs and eat it off your thighs?
            Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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            • #81
              Originally posted by GiGiEats View Post
              What's your definition of HOT?

              If you think I am in fact "hot" then... How about you purchase me an air flight? Ah ha ha ha! I miss travel!
              I would but you don't fit my definition of hot
              One time http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/forum.php

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              • #82
                Originally posted by Ollie View Post
                I would but you don't fit my definition of hot
                Seriously? How can you not love a girl who delivers the line, "I'm not gonna lie, I love me a sausage every so often." so well?

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                • #83
                  "Every so often"? Too low in frequency for my likings
                  One time http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/forum.php

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by ombat View Post
                    Can I grate cheese on Zach's abs and eat it off your thighs?
                    I nominate this for greatest post of ever. You owe me a keyboard.
                    The Champagne of Beards

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                    • #85
                      Originally posted by ombat View Post
                      Can I grate cheese on Zach's abs and eat it off your thighs?
                      Don't think very hard about the body positioning that would be required for this, logistically.

                      Sent via A-10 Warthog

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by ombat View Post
                        Can I grate cheese on Zach's abs and eat it off your thighs?
                        Wow, Zach would have to be pretty close to me for that to be possible

                        (OK )
                        Make America Great Again

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                        • #87
                          I'm thinking thinly sliced raw fish could be used to apply a sashimi bikini to a certain female body, that could be nibbled off by a willing male. After photos, of course.

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                            I nominate this for greatest post of ever. You owe me a keyboard.
                            I'm going to have to build a new shelf for all these awards!

                            Originally posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
                            Don't think very hard about the body positioning that would be required for this, logistically.
                            Oh I've thought about this long and hard.

                            Originally posted by Derpamix View Post
                            Wow, Zach would have to be pretty close to me for that to be possible

                            (OK )
                            Woah, back off.

                            Cool ;D

                            Originally posted by eKatherine View Post
                            I'm thinking thinly sliced raw fish could be used to apply a sashimi bikini to a certain female body, that could be nibbled off by a willing male. After photos, of course.
                            Wha- just one??

                            *refrains from making a comment about fishy-ness and female body parts*
                            Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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                            • #89
                              Originally posted by ombat View Post
                              Wha- just one??

                              *refrains from making a comment about fishy-ness and female body parts*
                              You are right. I wasn't even considering the possibilities. More male participants increase the likelihood that the sashimi will be consumed before the hot-blooded female body warms it up.

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                              • #90
                                Yup.
                                A Post-Primal PrimalPat

                                Do not allow yourself to become wrapped up in a food 'lifestyle'. That is ego, and you are not that.

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