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    Well the bible and Jesus do not say much about Diet Coke, if anything and all, so does that mean that we are allowed to drink as much as we like? Right now comes my office assistant in to me with a large glass of Coca-Cola Zero with the usual splash of organic lime juice and ice, so this important issue is really something I ponder about at the moment; why does the bible not mention diet coke, does that mean that Diet Coke is beyond good and evil?
    "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

    - Schopenhauer

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    Gorbag... you are the coolest person on this forum

    edit: except for YOU, reader
    Last edited by YogaBare; 04-04-2013, 08:32 AM.
    "I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.

    In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."

    - Ray Peat

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    • #3
      How much Diet Coke did Noah take on the Ark?

      Also, Gorbag, stop posting insightful/funny things. You are shirking your duties as my arch nemesis.
      The Champagne of Beards

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      • #4
        I like the little touch of organic lime juice in the Diet Coke.
        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

        B*tch-lite

        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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        • #5
          Over the last couple of months I have lost my taste for diet sodas. But hey, that was a funny post!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Gorbag View Post
            Well the bible and Jesus do not say much about Diet Coke,......
            It's all a matter of interpretation...hahaha

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            • #7
              I think diet coke may be listed in leviticus as an abomination.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                I like the little touch of organic lime juice in the Diet Coke.
                I always found that ironic too. Like putting lipstick on a pig.
                The Champagne of Beards

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Gorbag View Post
                  the bible and Jesus do not say much about Diet Coke
                  Jesus never mentioned Diet Coke because he was trying to keep it all to himself. Obvs.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                    How much Diet Coke did Noah take on the Ark?

                    Also, Gorbag, stop posting insightful/funny things. You are shirking your duties as my arch nemesis.
                    Yep, and as an real arch nemesis I have now made a secret pact with the infamous Lex Luthor, the ghost of Osama Bin Laden and Ronald McDonald (the latter is associative member only!) to make all the Americans more obese than they are now! And our secret weapon is Diet Coke AND The Holy Bible! As we all know; the aspartame in Diet Coke altering the hormones, especially insulin, in the human body so people becomes obese by drinking it! So when the Americans discovers that Jesus and the bible do not explicit forbid Diet Coke, then they will consume more and become even fatter than they are now, and be kept down by their own fat bodies, and then will the American empire and the western civilization come to an end! It will be destroyed from within so to say! So that’s the top secret and evil master plan! Hmmm, I hope that nobody from the CIA agency reads this…
                    "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

                    - Schopenhauer

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Gorbag View Post
                      I hope that nobody from the CIA agency reads this…
                      You don't have to say "agency" after CIA, because that's what the "A" stands for.

                      It's like PIN number or ATM machine.
                      The Champagne of Beards

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by RichMahogany View Post
                        You don't have to say "agency" after CIA, because that's what the "A" stands for.

                        It's like PIN number or ATM machine.
                        Thank you for your correction! It's important to get all the minute details correct here, because this is HUGE...
                        "All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident."

                        - Schopenhauer

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Gorbag View Post
                          Hmmm, I hope that nobody from the CIA agency reads this…
                          :-) bash.org:

                          #88575 +(10070)- [X]

                          <Stormrider> I should bomb something
                          <Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
                          <Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
                          <Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
                          *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
                          <FBI> We saw it anyway.
                          *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                            I like the little touch of organic lime juice in the Diet Coke.
                            Of course. That makes it healthy!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Gorbag View Post
                              Thank you for your correction! It's important to get all the minute details correct here, because this is HUGE...
                              I do like to focus on the big picture, sir.
                              The Champagne of Beards

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