You guys know I loves me some spuds, but I have developed numerous little bumps all over my back and stomach over the last few months. I thought they would go away, but they didn't. I made an appointment with a specialist. After hours of painful tests and needle jabs, it turns out that the bumps are a serious, but common side-effect of eating too many potatoes! It's a condition called "Potato-induced epigeniticity toxicosis", basically, I have turned into a giant potato and the bumps are eyes sprouting as it gets closer to spring. I now have to spend the next six months buried in dirt while the eyes sprout and continue their life cycle. My big problem now is figuring out what to name all my new kids.
No announcement yet.
Serious Potato Warning!