what should otherwise be the point of taking bulletproof coffee?
2. For me, mine's never more than 75 calories, and I either do it because I've run out of half 'n' half, or because I'm just in the mood for it - it's delicious.
3. Butter coffee + your alcohol of choice is a great replacement for things like Irish coffee, Mexican coffee, etc., where the server might use some fake shit for the cream portion. Bulletproof Mexicans and Bulletproof Russians are yummy.
And by the by, since your "yummy" is diet coke (which to me tastes like floor cleaner), shouldn't you let others have their "yummy?"