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  • Damn you Wensletdale - you cheese hussy

    Honestly is there nothing this tramp of a cheese will not go with

    It is bad enough that there is Wensleydale with apricot and Wenslydale with cranberries available all year round, then in the summer you have to go with meringue and strawberry pieces to make eton mess Wenslydale, and if that wasn't bad enough you come lemon meringue pie flavoured you delicious harlot.

    Now, NOW you come figgy pudding flavoured for christmas, with all tasty boozy fruit in you.

    I HATE YOU
    coz you make me love you

    *sitting in a corner surrounded by cheese wrappers crying in cheese binge induced self loathing*
    You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

  • #2
    Here, this will help:

    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
      Here, this will help:

      Heh...
      For a cheese binge of those proportions (and slight sweetness) you should have made that martini Dirty.

      A dirty would be especially good with that Fig!

      Rob,
      You don't happen to have a Wallace and Gromit Wensleydale watcher do you.
      Of course not... you wouldn't need one, you ATE it all.
      LOL
      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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      • #4
        No I do not have a cheese watcher, what's more I have no idea why they exist. I'm just imagining the merchandising meeting where that was agreed, with gromit sitting in the corner with his head in his hands disparing while wallace contuines to sell his soul for a bit more cheese.
        You know all those pictures of Adam and Eve where they have belly button? Think about it..................... take as long as you need........................

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