You didn't ever really have any cred, but now your just a freaking imbecile. Let me help you.....
Step one (this falls under the do no harm part of the Hippocratic Oath, I know MD's don't follow it, so why should you right?)
Stop giving advice to anyone, anywhere, at any time about anything health related.
Step two: Eat primal AND Exercise. Movement is life my friend. Proprioceptive feedback to the brain has as much if not MORE impact on hormonal balance as what you put in your body (google it if you don't believe me).
Step three: Don't post for three months while your doing step 2
Step four: Happily eat crow when you come back to post