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  • #31
    Good, keep it up. I don't think everyone could do that strategy though - my boyfriend is kind of a naturally un-smelly guy (probably you are too) but I reckon some people just pump out microbially-delicious gunge.

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    • #32
      Gilleh is Israeli; having lived in Israel for a while, I am certain that his fellow countrymen would tell him if he stank. They are, indeed, very blunt people.

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      • #33
        Originally posted by LJH View Post
        You make up for it by being a damned entertaining and funny writer though. Is that your day job by any chance?
        I wouldn't call it a job per se, but people do throw money at me to make them large, and in my free time I mold the minds of young kids.



        Originally posted by Primalwombat View Post
        I totally second this opinion. You are eating WAY too little fat - in primal (and paleo) eating, fat is the preferred fuel, not protein. Protein in excess can indeed be dangerous to your kidneys.

        While I think that the dude is a dickhead, you might benefit from reading and using Anthony Colpo's Fat Loss Bible (anthonycolpo dot com).

        Markus
        I talked to my dude this morning, told him I need more fat in my diet. His response, "No shit?"

        I think I may need to find a new dude.
        I've got of one them journal thingies. One Night At McCool's

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        • #34
          The only thing that works for me is this: I spray unscented Sure (anti-perspirant and deodorant) on after I take a shower in the morning and then I pat on under my arms a mix of corn starch and baking soda. Most deodorants just make me smell more and I found baking soda alone or even with corn starch on my bare skin would burn my skin a bit. I have tried everything and even though I would love to be all natural....I really don't want to stink! But this works like magic!

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          • #35
            Originally posted by Bananabonobo View Post
            Good, keep it up. I don't think everyone could do that strategy though - my boyfriend is kind of a naturally un-smelly guy (probably you are too) but I reckon some people just pump out microbially-delicious gunge.
            When I used to eat CW high carb, I really stank.. Guess my body didn't agree with pasta and oats.
            It has to do with my mental state as well.
            When getting really pissed, my arm pits used to stink. But it hasn't happened in a while.


            OP, you don't need to find a new dude. Do your own research, experiment and trust yourself.
            You are the only one that knows what is working and what's not for yourself.
            Everything is bad for something - How do you feel today?

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            • #36
              Originally posted by sofiajp View Post
              Most deodorants just make me smell more...
              That's how I've always been. I've stuck to the same two brands for the past 20 years. That's mainly why I was shocked I started smelling like I'd been wrestling with a large Hungarian man in a sauna.

              Originally posted by Gilleh View Post
              OP, you don't need to find a new dude. Do your own research, experiment and trust yourself.
              You are the only one that knows what is working and what's not for yourself.
              He's actually been amazing up until now -- I've gone from 160lb scrawny dude to 245ish -- I just think the whole primal style of heating has thrown him off his game. I need to press him to do his research. He works for me at the gym and I'm pretty sure if we plow through this using me as a guinea pig (albeit a large angry guinea pig) he can implement some of these dietary changes into other clients' programs.
              I've got of one them journal thingies. One Night At McCool's

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              • #37
                Originally posted by NicMcCool View Post
                He's actually been amazing up until now -- I've gone from 160lb scrawny dude to 245ish -- I just think the whole primal style of heating has thrown him off his game. I need to press him to do his research. He works for me at the gym and I'm pretty sure if we plow through this using me as a guinea pig (albeit a large angry guinea pig) he can implement some of these dietary changes into other clients' programs.
                Yeah sounds like he needs to do some research for sure. I agree with everyone else that you need to scale back the protein and add fat. I would suggest replacing one with the other incrementally until your stink fades.

                And dude, you're hilarious.

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                • #38
                  Originally posted by NicMcCool View Post
                  ...He's actually been amazing up until now -- I've gone from 160lb scrawny dude to 245ish...
                  Holy crap. How long did that take? Do you feel better at your current ginormous weight than you did when you were smaller? That just blows my mind.

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                  • #39
                    Originally posted by Danielle5690 View Post
                    I agree with everyone else that you need to scale back the protein and add fat. I would suggest replacing one with the other incrementally until your stink fades.
                    I've killed off my protein shakes... well a few of them. I mix one with my coffee in the morning because I'm a motherf'ing ANIMAL.

                    (actually I just really like chocolate, so it's hard to give it up...)

                    I'm munching on a stick of butter now, but I don't smell any different. Yet.

                    Originally posted by yodiewan View Post
                    Holy crap. How long did that take? Do you feel better at your current ginormous weight than you did when you were smaller? That just blows my mind.
                    10+ years. I trained with him before college. He helped me bulk up for football where I was a steady 190 through school. Afterwards I wanted to be awesome, so we switched up my mealplan and I started carrying around boulders for fun. Going from 190 to 260 (off-season weight) took about 18 months. Remember though I was eating crazy processed carbs. It was a pure dirty bulk. I used to drive home from the gym, pick up 10 soft tacos and a large meat lovers pizza, and then I'd empty the tacos out on the pizza and pound the whole damn thing. Because dude, meat builds meat.

                    I like being big(ger). It's one thing to throw around a bit of weight in the gym a couple times a week, and it's another to wrestle bears and drag semi's and shit (I have done neither, but I'm fully confident in my ability to do both. At the same time.).
                    I've got of one them journal thingies. One Night At McCool's

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                    • #40
                      Originally posted by NicMcCool View Post
                      I've killed off my protein shakes... well a few of them. I mix one with my coffee in the morning because I'm a motherf'ing ANIMAL.

                      (actually I just really like chocolate, so it's hard to give it up...)

                      I'm munching on a stick of butter now, but I don't smell any different. Yet.
                      Have you tried using actual chocolate? Cause I bet it tastes better than protein shake "chocolate flavor".

                      I'm guessing it's going to take a few days to flush the ammonia out. Hope it helps!

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                      • #41
                        Originally posted by NicMcCool View Post
                        I talked to my dude this morning, told him I need more fat in my diet. His response, "No shit?"

                        I think I may need to find a new dude.
                        This made me laugh and laugh.

                        Oh man. I think I found my sig.

                        I mean no offence whatsoever! It's honestly funny.
                        A Post-Primal PrimalPat

                        Do not allow yourself to become wrapped up in a food 'lifestyle'. That is ego, and you are not that.

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                        • #42
                          Originally posted by NicMcCool View Post
                          I like being big(ger). It's one thing to throw around a bit of weight in the gym a couple times a week, and it's another to wrestle bears and drag semi's and shit (I have done neither, but I'm fully confident in my ability to do both. At the same time.).
                          DUDE! You're effing killing me!
                          A Post-Primal PrimalPat

                          Do not allow yourself to become wrapped up in a food 'lifestyle'. That is ego, and you are not that.

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                          • #43
                            Wait. I just figured out why you're so funny.

                            You're in Dublin? Ireland?

                            IRISH PEOPLE ARE THE FUNNIEST MOTHEREFFERS
                            A Post-Primal PrimalPat

                            Do not allow yourself to become wrapped up in a food 'lifestyle'. That is ego, and you are not that.

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                            • #44
                              I have nothing to add about this so called stank of yours, buttttt Im finding this amazing to read. Please keep it going haha

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                              • #45
                                So how is the stink? We're all on the edge of our seats here!
                                My Primal Journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread53052.html

                                "Freedom from fear" could be said to sum up the whole philosophy of human rights. - Dag Hammarskjold

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