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  • "tina you fat lard, come get some dinner!"

    I just bought my weight in lard at this really cool Germany grocery store.

    I want to eat it. Any good recipes for this stuff?

    I also heard it makes a great moisturizer for the skin? Can I rub it all over my face, I really want to.

    YUM.

  • #2
    You could make, like, a lard cake?
    Here is the recipe:
    Ingredients: LARD
    Preheat oven to 350 degrees (probably)
    Scoop lard into a cake pan
    Bake for a while
    Result: LARDCAKE

    enjoy

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    • #3
      pretty sure if i did that my parents would ban me from the kitchen. Cooked up some brussel sprouts in the stuff though. twas delicious.

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      • #4
        I have a 100-year-old recipe for sugar cookies (from my great-great-great aunt Ida from a farm in Iowa) that calls for lard as the fat. I wonder if I can make lard-y sugar cookies using almond/coconut flour and honey...I used to love those. Try some primal baking?
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        • #5
          TINA COME GET SOME HAM!
          I want some lard too. :P
          I'm a paleo foodie, come check out my recipes: http://strangekitty.ca/

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          • #6
            While on war games with some French frogmen many years ago, one of them offered me some of his lunch. My French (eh!) and his English (bouf!) got me to understand it was a pork sandwich. I accepted his most kind offer. It was a roll smeared with an inch thick slab of lard. In the interest of international relations I ate it. Also, I was starving because my outfit didn't see fit to send us food.
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            • #7
              Aparently carnitas cooked in lard is the way to go! Someone posted a recipe but google has tons. Your parents would most definitely not kick you out of the kitchen if you made carnitas.
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              • #8
                Eat it, tina!
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                • #9
                  Do whatever the heck you want to do with it! GOSH!

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                  • #10
                    I'm a paleo foodie, come check out my recipes: http://strangekitty.ca/

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                    • #11
                      Hahaha... awesome. I'm making some danish meat balls tonight gunna cook emm in lard!! carnitas, however, sound crazy good. Heck yesss.

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                      • #12
                        Just for kicks and giggles, my husband went to college with John Heder's (Napolean Dynamite) brother
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                        • #13
                          Got lard?

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                          • #14
                            It makes excellent lube.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by secretlobster View Post
                              You could make, like, a lard cake?
                              Here is the recipe:
                              Ingredients: LARD
                              Preheat oven to 350 degrees (probably)
                              Scoop lard into a cake pan
                              Bake for a while
                              Result: LARDCAKE

                              enjoy
                              Pretty sure that'd come out more like a... soup

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