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  • Pretzels are OK!

    ...because they're "knot" bread!

    I crack me up.

    Seriously though, pretzels are the devil - don't eat 'em!
    "In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they couldn't be more different."

    "You can have anything you want, but you can't have everything you want."

    My blog: http://www.AlKavadlo.com

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    But, what about pretzels made with spelt?! Those are healthywholegrain!

    Al, you crack me up, too.

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    • #3
      Oh, good...I guess challah is back on the menu too.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by AuH2Ogirl View Post
        Oh, good...I guess challah is back on the menu too.
        Now I can't stop thinking about challah!

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        • #5
          Speaking of jokes, I heard this one which I thought was pretty funny...

          I figured out why I'm so fat. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, "For extra volume and body."
          I am going to start using Dawn dish washing soap. It says, "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

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          • #6
            Pretzels have never, ever interested me, even when I was on the CW bandwagon. Well, there's one possible exception, which is a hot, fresh soft pretzel with tons and tons of salt. But then that's really just a delivery vehicle for salt.
            "Sometimes, you need to make sure the angel on your shoulder has a wingman." -Me

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Melantha View Post
              Al, you crack me up, too.
              Thanks! Primals have the best sense of humor!

              Originally posted by AuH2Ogirl View Post
              Oh, good...I guess challah is back on the menu too.
              Originally posted by kurite View Post
              Now I can't stop thinking about challah!
              Challah back!

              Originally posted by Grok View Post
              Speaking of jokes, I heard this one which I thought was pretty funny...
              Nice one!

              Originally posted by ennasirk View Post
              Pretzels have never, ever interested me, even when I was on the CW bandwagon. Well, there's one possible exception, which is a hot, fresh soft pretzel with tons and tons of salt. But then that's really just a delivery vehicle for salt.
              Mmm...salt...
              "In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they couldn't be more different."

              "You can have anything you want, but you can't have everything you want."

              My blog: http://www.AlKavadlo.com

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              • #8
                *groooooooooooooan*

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Grok View Post
                  Speaking of jokes, I heard this one which I thought was pretty funny...
                  Ha!

                  I've never liked the crunchy kind you find in bags, but I can hardly resist and Auntie Anne's pretzel. But then it's just a vehicle for butter. Which, when it comes down to it, is why I like bread in the first place. (And potatoes...)


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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Al_Kavadlo View Post
                    Thanks! Primals have the best sense of humor!





                    Challah back!



                    Nice one!



                    Mmm...salt...
                    ...and yellow mustard....

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                    • #11
                      I actually had a hospital dietitian recommend pretzels to snack on as long as they were "low fat...."

                      What an idiot....

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by ErinC View Post
                        *groooooooooooooan*
                        That's what she said!



                        Oh god... we need a parody song!

                        'I Ain't No Challah Back Moyel"

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by jspradley View Post
                          That's what she said!



                          Oh god... we need a parody song!

                          'I Ain't No Challah Back Moyel"
                          Where's Matisyahu when you need him?
                          Georgette

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by jspradley View Post
                            that's what she said!



                            Oh god... We need a parody song!

                            'i ain't no challah back moyel"
                            rotflmao!!!!!

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                            • #15
                              @OP:

                              You had me so freakin' excited for a moment. If there's one thing I miss most about pre-primal living, it's those delicious pretzels.

                              And a perfectly mixed cherry coke. My gamer diet is a part of me, albeit the past lol

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