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    Hello I am looking for some recipes on preparing human meats (vital organs, fibrous tendons, muscles and the like).

    I eat strictly Primal so that means Groks only - Korgs and vegans are not an option (they cause me gut irritation and bloating -- does anyone else have this problem?). Anyway I recently, quite literally, stumbled across a source of cubical-free ranged Groks on the side walk of a local elementary school.

    Am looking for some tips for preparation for an upcoming meet up I have. I was hoping for something a little jazzy (maybe a seasonal vegetable ensemble?) but was mostly looking for some tips on how to cook these little guys up. In the mean time I am fattening them up on greek yogurt (little groks love that stuff!) and almond flour banana bread. Making them swallow plenty of fish oil with their hot coconut milk before bed.

    thanks
    TFC
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    Have you tried marinading them in coffee?

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    • #3
      Coffee makes Groks quite bitter in my experience...
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      • #4
        How about with Fried Green Tomatoes?

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        • #5
          What about a bit of cocoa powder and cinnamon? Or maybe parsley sage rosemary & thyme?
          Georgette

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          • #6
            I know! Serve 'em atop some Soylent Green.
            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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            • #7
              Do you mean recipes using human organs?

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              • #8
                Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                I know! Serve 'em atop some Soylent Green.

                rofl.

                that movie always amused me.

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                • #9
                  If it's good enough for Dr.Lecter it's good enough for you http://www.pitbook.com/textes/pdf/dumas_cuisine.pdf

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                  • #10
                    Here you go! Just visit your local hospital maternity ward to get some...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by TheFastCat View Post
                      Coffee makes Groks quite bitter in my experience...

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by canio6 View Post
                        rolfmao
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by canio6 View Post
                          *nods and grins*
                          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                          My Latest Journal

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                          • #14
                            Some Uruguayan sushi by way of the Andes perhaps, served cold.
                            Wheat is the new tobacco. Spread the word.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by AnneArchy View Post
                              How about with Fried Green Tomatoes?
                              +1, especially if you grind the meat up and make patties.

                              I'm sorry. I only eat babies. It's sort of a rule for us Witches. Besides, I hear the meat gets tough once they reach puberty.

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