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  • Good lord, really?

    So I posted that magazine article about how carbs are super-addicting on my Facebook, and that vegan guy Ken (I talked abotu him in another post) commented on it just by saying, and I quote, "If you ate no carbohydrates you would die from constipation."

    Jesus, Mary, and Broseph.

    I told him that makes absolutely no sense, and what about certain indigenous cultures who have subsisted on virtually/no carbs for many generations?

    He hasn't written back yet.

    He's super big on research and stuff as well, so that's why I couldn't believe that that was his response.
    "The mountains are calling and I must go."
    --John Muir


    "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
    --Tommy Caldwell


    ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
    --Hyperlithic

  • #2
    Good for you!!! You made the vegan quiet!!!!
    Georgette

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Clymb View Post
      "If you ate no carbohydrates you would die from constipation."
      Thanks for the laughs!!!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Clymb View Post
        So I posted that magazine article about how carbs are super-addicting on my Facebook, and that vegan guy Ken (I talked abotu him in another post) commented on it just by saying, and I quote, "If you ate no carbohydrates you would die from constipation."

        Jesus, Mary, and Broseph.

        I told him that makes absolutely no sense, and what about certain indigenous cultures who have subsisted on virtually/no carbs for many generations?

        He hasn't written back yet.

        He's super big on research and stuff as well, so that's why I couldn't believe that that was his response.
        hahaha vegans are funny. I had a friend a while back tell me that the brain needs sugar to function. nonononono...
        Originally posted by runnergal
        You just didn't define Healthy Whole Grains properly. Many steak recipes refer to cutting "against the grain" when slicing. Therefore beef has grains. If you eat everything on your plate, you have eaten the whole thing. Eating an entire steak is eating healthy whole grains.

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        • #5
          Yeah I'm actually kind of hoping for him to write back, I'm curious to see what his argument is. He's one of those people that is always getting in vegan/political/religious/moral debates, and gets all intense about them, so I love it when I can one-up him, lol.
          "The mountains are calling and I must go."
          --John Muir


          "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
          --Tommy Caldwell


          ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
          --Hyperlithic

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          • #6
            well, a vegan diet can affect brain function, so we should be too hard on the lad.

            (pretty effin' hilarious though)
            Heather and the hounds - Make a Fast Friend, Adopt a Greyhound!

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            • #7
              Originally posted by kennelmom View Post
              well, a vegan diet can affect brain function, so we should be too hard on the lad.

              (pretty effin' hilarious though)
              Yeah, he has a hard-on for Gary L. Francione and I know he eats lots of grains, red wine, and organic Trader Joe's chocolate sandwich cookies.
              "The mountains are calling and I must go."
              --John Muir


              "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
              --Tommy Caldwell


              ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
              --Hyperlithic

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              • #8
                Actually, my favorite Ken-quote, which I actually re-posted on Facebook to make fun of him, was this:

                "Given that Jesus preached peace, love, and tolerance, I see nothing Christian about Chick-fil-A's discrimination against gays or chickens."

                And the awesome thing is that he's totally serious too, he had not intended any humor whatsoever in that comment.

                Everyone else laughed at it.
                "The mountains are calling and I must go."
                --John Muir


                "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
                --Tommy Caldwell


                ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
                --Hyperlithic

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Clymb View Post
                  Yeah, he has a hard-on for Gary L. Francione and I know he eats lots of grains, red wine, and organic Trader Joe's chocolate sandwich cookies.
                  I totally LOL'ed.
                  Heck no, I don't want no dang turkey bacon!

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                  • #10
                    He's kind of got a point, carbs make me shit a lot more, and we all know how important it is to shit constantly. You know, to get rid of shit your body doesn't need, literally.
                    I used to seriously post here, now I prefer to troll.

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                    • #11
                      There is no proof that we can survive without carbs, obviously there were bakeries during the last ice age, especially along the bering strait and our ancestors got their carbs from there (if you beleive in the migration theory or whatever its called). And, CLEARLY the bakeries are still there for the eskimos!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by iniQuity View Post
                        He's kind of got a point, carbs make me shit a lot more, and we all know how important it is to shit constantly. You know, to get rid of shit your body doesn't need, literally.
                        i lol'd
                        Originally posted by runnergal
                        You just didn't define Healthy Whole Grains properly. Many steak recipes refer to cutting "against the grain" when slicing. Therefore beef has grains. If you eat everything on your plate, you have eaten the whole thing. Eating an entire steak is eating healthy whole grains.

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                        • #13
                          Vegan: The village idiot who couldn't start a fire.

                          That is on a t-shirt my niece owns.
                          Georgette

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by geostump View Post
                            Vegan: The village idiot who couldn't start a fire.

                            That is on a t-shirt my niece owns.
                            Lol! That's awesome
                            "The mountains are calling and I must go."
                            --John Muir


                            "I don't know what's wrong with me, but I love this shit."
                            --Tommy Caldwell


                            ‎"Think like a geek. Eat like a hunter. Train like a fighter. Look like a model. Live beyond."
                            --Hyperlithic

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                            • #15
                              It's not the carbs that are cleaning him out. It's the giant stick up his butt.

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