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  • Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
    Is anyone ever going to explain what sex is because i keep reading this thread hoping i can i just figure it out goddamnit
    well, this is what I've learned so far...
    relationships kill sex.
    the lack of a relationship kills sex.
    some people don't like sex with random people.
    GC likes to cry after he masturbates.
    JSPradley doesn't like to wear stilettos.
    iniquity likes to think about facials as he's throwing away spent condoms.


    Originally posted by Jenny View Post
    Sooo, we need some virginity-losing stories in here!

    How about this one: in six inches of snow, mid-storm. Brrrr!!
    Brr!
    i lost my virginity almost exactly 9 years ago (Feb. 16, 2002) in a college dorm room.
    Jenny- your story reminds me of the time during my high school days that hubby (who wasn't my hubby at the time) and i were *ahem* studying in the back of his car out in the country. a car of other high schoolers drove by and we (totally nude) had to hide under blankets as they drove by and yelled out "hey! i recognize that car!!" small town, small high school, and we were both "good" kids.
    my primal journal:
    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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    • The beginning of a string of tequila-related bravery.

      First serious boyfriend, 17, too many shots, unable to control ourselves. We did use a condom though
      My Journal

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      • i was 20; he was 24. we were at the beach on a vacation. it was hilarious.

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        • hahaha finally read the thread i started....what did i get myself into lol

          lost my virginity my first night at college as an 'illegal underage' cheerleader...woops.
          Get on my Level
          http://malpaz.wordpress.com/

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          • wait i need to add to my story and set the stage...ok i got to college my first day, knew no one, met a guy in a frat and hung out with his frat that night at a party. first time ever drinking, first time getting drunk, learned what beer pong was, flip the cup... learning how well i dance drunk lol and that i like to sing drunk

            then we left and went to his apartment...hehmm....i remember zip, zilch nada until i 'came to' it and remember throwing up all over him this red jungle juice and from there continued throwing up off his balcony all night...

            haha
            Get on my Level
            http://malpaz.wordpress.com/

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            • I lost my virginity when I fell backwards off a ladder into a bin full of cucumbers.

              I've been afraid of turning my back to an oblong vegetable of any kind ever since.

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              • Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
                I lost my virginity when I fell backwards off a ladder into a bin full of cucumbers.

                I've been afraid of turning my back to an oblong vegetable of any kind ever since.
                Whenever I eat a cucumber, I will think of you.....after thoroughly washing it first. LOL.

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                • Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
                  I lost my virginity when I fell backwards off a ladder into a bin full of cucumbers.

                  I've been afraid of turning my back to an oblong vegetable of any kind ever since.
                  Originally posted by canadianwoman View Post
                  Whenever I eat a cucumber, I will think of you.....after thoroughly washing it first. LOL.
                  *snort*
                  my primal journal:
                  http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                  • Originally posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
                    In a rugby scrum :/
                    what's a scrum?
                    my primal journal:
                    http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                    • Originally posted by jspradley View Post
                      I personally HATE high/stiletto heels.
                      Why?

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                      • Originally posted by StoneAgeQueen View Post
                        Why?
                        I just find them unattractive... the way they jack up women's feet and make them walk like Stephen Hawking who just drank a stem cell shake.


                        Originally posted by Jenny View Post
                        Sooo, we need some virginity-losing stories in here!

                        How about this one: in six inches of snow, mid-storm. Brrrr!!
                        So I was like "Allriighhht" and she was like "Ooowww" and I was like"Ooohhyeah" and she was like "Oooow just stop!" and I was like "Aww c'mon"...
                        Last edited by jspradley; 02-20-2011, 05:34 AM.

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                        • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                          what's a scrum?
                          Google is your friend.

                          http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scrum_(rugby)

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                          • yeah i figured it out after the fact. silly caveman.
                            my primal journal:
                            http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum...Primal-Journal

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                            • Originally posted by canadianwoman View Post
                              On a futon in my older sister's livingroom with some guy named Fred. I never even knew the guy's last name.
                              I was 18. A couple months later I met my first bf and wished I had saved it for him.
                              Replace futon in living room with skanky hotel at the beach for senior week (week after HS grad). I dont think his name was fred but that was many years ago so I cant be sure. I was 16.99998. Although honestly the first real bf a few months later was not the one either, but oh well.
                              MTA: because it is rare I dont have more to say

                              "When I got too tired to run anymore I just pretended I wasnt tired and kept running anyway" - my daughter Age 7

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                              • Originally posted by Saoirse View Post
                                what's a scrum?
                                It's where a bunch of guys wrap their arms around each other, and chase after loose balls.

                                I'm not into that...but hey...to each their own.

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