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    This is for a situation in case I am stranded. What kind of nutrients are there, and how long could you last on them?




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    Last edited by Gorhamons; 01-13-2011, 10:53 PM.

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    Lmfao!

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    • #3
      Ask Mark!
      I don't own a scale and don't care to!

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      • #4
        Wash them down w/ your own urine while your at it, it was good enough for Gandhi. Think of the savings on groceries.
        Wheat is the new tobacco. Spread the word.

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        • #5
          It's an excellent immune system boost.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Gorhamons View Post
            This is for a situation in case I am stranded. What kind of nutrients are there, and how long could you last on them?
            Mmmmm Mmmmm Goood. Yummy.

            Boogers fried in Coconut Oil for breakfast,
            Boogers & urine smoothie for lunch,
            Roasted Boogers for supper.

            Have you tried eating your boogers yet? What do they taste like?

            Bwahahahahahaha
            Grizz

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Grizz View Post
              Bwahahahahahaha
              +100000000000000!


              Why not do some self experimentation? Go on a booger fast (booger + water ONLY) and see how long you last? Might as well try eating your own earwax, semen or vaginal discharge, urine and poo as well to see how long you can really last on your own excretions...(not sure if the poo thing is safe--be sure to look into that before trying!)

              Good luck! Report back if you try it!
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              • #8
                Fry up in BACON FAT. Last long time.
                "Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food." -- Hippocrates

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                • #9
                  Omg, lmao!!! :d

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                  • #10
                    You'd have to eat someone else's to experience any sort of net calorie gain... have fun! lol

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by FairyRae View Post
                      +100000000000000!


                      Why not do some self experimentation? Go on a booger fast (booger + water ONLY) and see how long you last? Might as well try eating your own earwax, semen or vaginal discharge, urine and poo as well to see how long you can really last on your own excretions...(not sure if the poo thing is safe--be sure to look into that before trying!)

                      Good luck! Report back if you try it!
                      thank you, i needed that hours long round of puking
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • #12
                        lol
                        Originally posted by jspradley View Post
                        You'd have to eat someone else's to experience any sort of net calorie gain... have fun! lol
                        True healthcare reform starts in your kitchen, not in Washington. ~Anonymous
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          thank you, i needed that hours long round of puking
                          You're welcome!

                          Oh--and we should totally add vomit to the list of things to try! Thanks for the idea!
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