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  • So I got dumped... but there is a plus side!

    Tonight my girlfriend of 7 months and I broke up. Yeah I know that it's not that long, but I was pretty into this chick and pretty bummed it didn't work out. She was sadly just a little too not-grown-up and I need someone who's not so green I guess. However, there is a serious silver lining here.

    She came into the relationship kind of chubby, not defined, and massively into grains and sweets.

    She left the relationship slim, hot, and enjoying much healthier food.

    I never thought about it until now, but because I cooked all her meals and took us to restaurants with more primal friendly fare, throughout the entire relationship I was helping this chick lose weight. If I had to guess, she lost 20 - 30 pounds over the course of our relationship.

    I'm not too worried about the whole relationship thing... there are so many girls out there and I'm pretty awesome... life moves on I just found it absolutely awesome looking back and realizing how much healthier she got... just by association with me!

  • #2
    Sorry to hear about your breakup...but man, women usually GAIN weight once they've landed a guy! Way to be unique, man.
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    • #3
      riv's single.

      watch out, ladies.
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      • #4
        Originally posted by Unamused Mouse View Post
        Sorry to hear about your breakup...but man, women usually GAIN weight once they've landed a guy! Way to be unique, man.
        Haha, well what can I say... I go against the grain.

        it's a pun... get it?

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        • #5
          Just wear that halloween costume when you go out and about--you won't stay single for long.

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          • #6
            Wow, having stuck by your side through the whole sauerkraut saga, you'd think she's be in it for the long haul. Bummer.
            Liz.

            Zone diet on and off for several years....worked, but too much focus on exact meal composition
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            • #7
              We both agreed to never speak of the saurkraut saga after it happened. That was a black time better left unremembered in this world.

              edit: jq, I think you are onto something. I think that halloween costume of mine would be great casual wear out and about... especially in this cold weather.

              edit2: dang, I can't find the picture either.

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              • #8
                I think you could use your post as an ad on a dating site.
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                • #9
                  Man that sucks about the breakup, but it is kinda nice when you know you've made an impact on somebody by just being, huh? You've got a great outlook. You'll be attached again in no time. Personal joy is very attractive.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
                    there are so many girls out there and I'm pretty awesome... life moves on
                    best post-breakup line EVER! Way to be confident, man
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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
                      Fresh farts contain flavonoids and cause endorphic reactions in a woman's brain.
                      Maybe you need to rethink this.

                      Seriously though, that's great that you were able to help her become healthier! Hopefully she'll keep it up and I'm sure there are plenty of other girls just dying to become heathier by associating with you
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                      • #12
                        She's going to hook up with an average guy, gain the weight back, and pine for the days she was with you.
                        You lousy kids! Get off my savannah!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Grumpy Caveman View Post
                          She's going to hook up with an average guy, gain the weight back, and pine for the days she was with you.
                          hahaha oh man that really made me laugh.

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                          • #14
                            That's the reality of it. You just watch and see.
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                            • #15
                              awww, i just got dumped today(i know yours was yesterday) too. yeah, me however am not happy lol im pretty pissed
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