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  • I ate my first whole cock and it came from walmart.

    I've been hiding something from a lot of people. There is something about me I have been wanting to tell about it for so long but I know the social stigmas will make my life a living hell.

    Basically, every time I go to walmart I see this delicious hunk of meat that makes my mouth water and it just makes this... animal... awaken inside me. I don't know what to do about either because my girlfriend would be ashamed to know what was going through my head.

    Today, my girlfriend has gone out of town and I had to stop at the store and of course there my meat-dream is basking in all its glory. I decided to make the move today and told myself I was going to get that cock and nothing was going to stop me.

    I bought the rotisserie chicken and ate the entire thing in one sitting. I licked the bones clean. This was quite possibly the most delicious thing I've ever done and I felt like a caveman the entire time. I literally ate the entire thing with nothing but my teeth and hands.

    The best part is I estimate these whole roast chickens are only about 1k cals which is what I shoot to keep all three of my daily meals at so it was literally the perfect size. I can't believe I have been paleo/primal for so many years and have never once tried to eat a whole walmart chicken until today.

    My favorite part? Less than 5 bucks. I just found my new favorite dinner.

    Pros:
    High protein, High Fat, Low Carb

    Cons:
    Must hide caveman eating style while in presence of others

    This thread literally has no purpose but to make a joke about weiners and extol the glories of the walmart cock.

  • #2
    wow, R U that scared of your girl friend that you had to wait till she was out of town to do this?)) LOL

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    • #3
      Originally posted by transylvanian.girl View Post
      wow, R U that scared of your girl friend that you had to wait till she was out of town to do this?)) LOL
      She hits me

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Rivvin View Post
        She hits me
        You told me that you ran into a door
        My whole life, I've felt like an animal......but I've ignored my instincts. I ignored what I really am. That will never happen again.

        My blog

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        • #5
          Rarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

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          • #6
            LoL. You really should do something for your selfesteem or change your friends, Rivvin. Eating a rotisserie chicken is supposed to be messy, no need to hide it in my opinion. Or do you just don't want to share with your girl?

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            • #7
              Rivvin, dear, stop teasing us gays!
              Apathy is tyranny's greatest ally.

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              • #8
                Rivvin, you're funny. Nice to know you're openminded enough to enjoy a good meaty cock.
                "Trust me, you will soon enter a magical land full of delicious steakflowers, with butterbacons fluttering around over the extremely rompable grass and hillsides."

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                • #9
                  Rivvin.
                  You know I just had to click on this.
                  Tease.

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                  • #10
                    I'm glad you managed the whole cock. Tonight, I left my cock in the oven for a couple of hours, and just had a nibble.

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                    • #11
                      I do that quite often, in front of my wife too. She is appalled, but I don't let it deter me one bit.
                      Sometimes you need to be told the truth in order to be able to see it.

                      My journal

                      I see grain people...

                      Exist in shadow, drifting away.

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                      • #12
                        Rivvin,

                        THATS IT !

                        I'm going to TELL your Girlfriend on you.


                        Grizz the Tattle-Tale

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                        • #13
                          You never know, she might like it. I love watching my husband gobble on a big, greasy cock.
                          Last edited by StoneAgeQueen; 10-24-2010, 01:26 PM.

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                          • #14
                            I love a cock at lunchtime... but my co-workers tend to frown upon it

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by StoneAgeQueen View Post
                              You never know, she might like it. I like watching my husband gobble on a big, greasy cock.
                              Originally posted by NorthernMonkeyGirl View Post
                              I love a cock at lunchtime... but my co-workers tend to frown upon it

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