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  • #16
    Originally posted by lmyers04 View Post
    waiters usually have no clue, and will say anything.
    Hell, I should be a waiter. I'd be tempted to tell someone that it was used motor oil from a Ford Pinto or something. I'd probably get tipped with quart of 10W40 though.
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    • #17
      "Ah sir, we have a team of Inuit that goes and collects blubber from whales that die of natural causes. So, the oil in our vinaigrette is actually whale oil from whales that were not hunted by whalers."
      or maybe
      "We use re-processed oil that we collect from McDonald's grease pits and then refine so we can re-use it for cooking and our salad dressings."
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