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  • Don't give in to those sad, puppy dog eyes. It's just what he wants!
    Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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    • Originally posted by ombat View Post
      Don't give in to those sad, puppy dog eyes. It's just what he wants!
      Everyone falls for sad puppy dog eyes

      Make America Great Again

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      • No.

        Humor.
        A great sense of humor does it for me.
        Puppy dog eyes are for suckers.
        You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.
        ~Friedrich Nietzsche
        And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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        • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
          No.

          Humor.
          A great sense of humor does it for me.
          Puppy dog eyes are for suckers.
          You can laugh at his attempts to manipulate with his puppy dog eyes. Does that count?

          So, Joanie, does this get me initiated into Bitchapalooza? *puppy dog eyes*
          Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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          • oh Derp - I thought that I saw you on another thread - okay - so the 18 year old is too young however 25 year old needs a new man...................

            sorry gwamma really shouldn't try and sort out the kids - they will do that themselves I am sure !
            ........Joanie - do we have to be bitchy to be allowed into your journal ????????
            ........cos ............. Gwamma can do bitchy............ but not at Derp, cos he helped Gwamma with a weeny teeny problem - many moons ago.................... however there is one or two on these forums who could use a good bitch slapping !!!!!!!LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!
            "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

            ...small steps....

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            • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
              Joanie - I might just have to rate your journal *the best entertainment EVER*
              I nearly wet the old "smalls" laughing so much !!!!! (AFWIW - they aint that small)
              LOL, Gwamma, I bet your smalls are just small enough. Glad you get some laughs here - you certainly keep me laughing.

              Originally posted by hpaul47
              Im so sick and tired of it.

              hpaul47, you are a freakin' spambot. You were spawned after your mother committed an unnatural act with a camel.

              Originally posted by Derpamix View Post
              I'm probably too old for her Gwamma, but I'm in my mid 20s still, so not quite twice her age. I posted a picture on this forum, a bad one, from the DMV, that shows I still look pretty young for my age!

              http://i.imgur.com/mLpUv.png

              if you're interested
              Oh Derp, I'm sorry - I thought I'd read that you were about 40! Chalk it up to my brain going soft. Not for nothin', but I have a denim skirt that's older than you. I take back any mean thing I ever said to you. *chuckle*

              Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
              No.

              Humor.
              A great sense of humor does it for me.
              Puppy dog eyes are for suckers.
              +1 fersure. Although puppy dog eyes don't suck. But I'd rather be with a funny guy so ugly he could break mirrors, than to be with some buffed dude that has nothing above his eyebrows.

              Originally posted by ombat View Post
              You can laugh at his attempts to manipulate with his puppy dog eyes. Does that count?

              So, Joanie, does this get me initiated into Bitchapalooza? *puppy dog eyes*
              Ombat, welcome! The more the merrier!


              It's a little after 1:am and I sit here awake. I drank three mugs of espresso today. I wonder if I should post a thread:

              Coffee Keeps Me Awake HELP!
              or
              I Need Advise About Coffee!!!
              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

              B*tch-lite

              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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              • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                oh Derp - I thought that I saw you on another thread - okay - so the 18 year old is too young however 25 year old needs a new man...................

                sorry gwamma really shouldn't try and sort out the kids - they will do that themselves I am sure !
                ........Joanie - do we have to be bitchy to be allowed into your journal ????????
                ........cos ............. Gwamma can do bitchy............ but not at Derp, cos he helped Gwamma with a weeny teeny problem - many moons ago.................... however there is one or two on these forums who could use a good bitch slapping !!!!!!!LMFAO !!!!!!!!!!!
                Of course not. But you are certainly encouraged to unleash your inner bitch (if you have one) at anyone but me.
                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                  hpaul47, you are a freakin' spambot. You were spawned after your mother committed an unnatural act with a camel.
                  LOL - where do you get these lines Joanie??! Best insult given to a spam-bot, ever
                  "I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.

                  In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."

                  - Ray Peat

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                  • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                    Oh Derp, I'm sorry - I thought I'd read that you were about 40! Chalk it up to my brain going soft. Not for nothin', but I have a denim skirt that's older than you. I take back any mean thing I ever said to you. *chuckle*
                    Aw <3

                    And Gwamma, I sure hope your daughters share a lot of your cute personality traits!
                    Make America Great Again

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                    • I'm sorry, Derp. You really are helpful. I just wanna fit in

                      Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                      Ombat, welcome! The more the merrier!
                      You will regret this.
                      Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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                      • Originally posted by YogaBare View Post
                        LOL - where do you get these lines Joanie??! Best insult given to a spam-bot, ever
                        Welcome YogaBare! I must give credit to the idea of that to Johnny Carson. Something to do with backing into a diseased camel. (I loved him.)

                        Originally posted by ombat View Post
                        You will regret this.
                        LOL!
                        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                        B*tch-lite

                        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                        • Cucumber Soup and Boneless Ribs

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                          Last edited by JoanieL; 02-20-2014, 12:50 AM.
                          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                          B*tch-lite

                          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                          • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                            Welcome YogaBare! I must give credit to the idea of that to Johnny Carson. Something to do with backing into a diseased camel. (I loved him.)]
                            I'm confused - did you love Johnny or the camel?

                            Thanks for the welcome! (I was going to write "Biatches", but it's so not me... )
                            "I think the basic anti-aging diet is also the best diet for prevention and treatment of diabetes, scleroderma, and the various "connective tissue diseases." This would emphasize high protein, low unsaturated fats, low iron, and high antioxidant consumption, with a moderate or low starch consumption.

                            In practice, this means that a major part of the diet should be milk, cheese, eggs, shellfish, fruits and coconut oil, with vitamin E and salt as the safest supplements."

                            - Ray Peat

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                            • Originally posted by Joanie
                              And in the I Can’t Understand Why I Find Him Sexy, But I Do category: Happy Birthday to Willie Nelson.
                              *spits*

                              KFC is advertising boneless chicken.
                              It's because they are now using these for their fried chicken; a marked improvement over their previous practices:
                              Last edited by ombat; 04-27-2013, 08:24 AM.
                              Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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                              • Joanie - wow to buy and rehab that building would be fantastic - you could get Blood orchid to give you some ideas - Heck I would come and help - amazing place
                                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                                ...small steps....

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