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  • I was traumatized by Brian's passing but I am a wimp when it comes to all dogs, real or not.

    Rice is my favorite go to starch but I am super picky about the brand and type. My fave is Lundberg's Jasmine rice. That is very near my hometown and I grew up eating their rice because they were dirt cheap growing up. Now it is not so cheap but the Jasmine rice cooks up nice and fluffy. It also contains more of an enzyme that helps the rice break down properly in the intestines to feed the wee beasties that live in the dark. It helps with my IBS. Rinsing it helps reduce the arsenic but I don't worry too much about that.

    I want to sound all cool and English like Dave. I can actually hear him talking in my head!

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    • i just can't believe they'd kill him permanently. stewie can build time machines, he has multiple alternate stewies who still have their time machines, and brian was supposed to die by eating chocolate out of the garbage can

      beautiful
      yeah you are

      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
      lol

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      • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
        And facing this cold weather, I was going to ditch my get drunk in the Quarter for Tgiving, and go buy a duck. Then I remembered back to one neat Tgiving meal where we stuffed a salmon and I thought why brave the crowds when I have two beheaded whole salmon in the freezer as well as a pound of shrimp. I’m thinking maybe a surf and surf type thing. Salmon cooked whole in the oven like I usually do it, then some kind of shrimp/rice/(maybe sausage)/pesto thing as the dressing portion. I might not even drink (say whut?), but if I do, adding small amounts of the basil infused simple syrup to icy vodka shots will go well with the meal.

        See how I tied the basil in the drinks to the pesto? I knew watching all those cooking and food/travel shows would teach me something.

        I just realized that some folks reading this must be thinking I’m quite the wimp for thinking that weather in the 50s is a bit cool for bar hopping. But it could go down to the 30s on Thanksgiving evening. So, wimp I will be. Also, to contrast I think last year, I remember one of the guys who live here asking how anyone could not like southern weather when he was wearing a wife-beater tshirt on Christmas.
        Holy crap that sounds yummy!!

        I'm with you on the cold. If it gets below 80 and the sun isn't shining ON me I tend to get a shiver...

        Somehow I think Brian has GOT to be coming back...
        Breathe. Move forward.

        I just eat what I want...

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        • Wait....





          BRIAN IS DEAD?!

          This is what I get for not having a TV and actually having to think about wanting to watch something.

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          • Originally posted by Dhansakdave View Post
            Had to Goggle Tatsoi, something else I'd never heard of, oh well days not wasted if you've learnt something....

            Joanie a wimpleflake, never! I'd bar hop 'till I found the one with the best fire....

            And ya definately saved the most important news 'till last....
            I'm sure there's a bar somewhere here with a fireplace, but remember, we're really really warm most of the year, and too hot for a couple of months - this cold weather is abnormal for us. Still, it's up in the air. I'm free as a bird. The decision to cook or bar hop can be left 'til the day of (though I do have to defrost that salmon).

            Originally posted by vh67 View Post
            I was traumatized by Brian's passing but I am a wimp when it comes to all dogs, real or not.

            Rice is my favorite go to starch but I am super picky about the brand and type. My fave is Lundberg's Jasmine rice. That is very near my hometown and I grew up eating their rice because they were dirt cheap growing up. Now it is not so cheap but the Jasmine rice cooks up nice and fluffy. It also contains more of an enzyme that helps the rice break down properly in the intestines to feed the wee beasties that live in the dark. It helps with my IBS. Rinsing it helps reduce the arsenic but I don't worry too much about that.

            I want to sound all cool and English like Dave. I can actually hear him talking in my head!
            I can hear Dave also. Burly sexy dude. Feeding the wee beasties is important. I've written down Lundberg's.

            Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
            i just can't believe they'd kill him permanently. stewie can build time machines, he has multiple alternate stewies who still have their time machines, and brian was supposed to die by eating chocolate out of the garbage can

            I clicked on that even though after the dophin nipple thing I swore I'd never click on your youtubes again. It was very funny. A very good lesson in why we should never ask anyone to tell us what it is they don't like about us. heh

            Originally posted by excursivey View Post
            Holy crap that sounds yummy!!

            I'm with you on the cold. If it gets below 80 and the sun isn't shining ON me I tend to get a shiver...

            Somehow I think Brian has GOT to be coming back...
            I'm actually loving this weather since I get to wear my black sweaters. Black sweater, jeans, flats, big sunglasses - it's the Jackie O in me. But shivering isn't fun either.

            Originally posted by RittenRemedy View Post
            Wait....





            BRIAN IS DEAD?!

            This is what I get for not having a TV and actually having to think about wanting to watch something.
            Confession. I don't watch the show. I think I saw one episode and thought it was actually pretty funny. Not sure why I never tuned in again. Hulu carries it, so maybe I'll check it out to see what all the fuss was about.
            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

            B*tch-lite

            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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            • Originally posted by vh67 View Post
              I want to sound all cool and English like Dave. I can actually hear him talking in my head!
              Prapper Brizzlers, where I lives, don't sound that cool, believe I....

              Originally posted by excursivey View Post
              I'm with you on the cold. If it gets below 80 and the sun isn't shining ON me I tend to get a shiver...
              That's an heatwave for us....

              Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
              I'm sure there's a bar somewhere here with a fireplace, but remember, we're really really warm most of the year, and too hot for a couple of months - this cold weather is abnormal for us. Still, it's up in the air. I'm free as a bird. The decision to cook or bar hop can be left 'til the day of (though I do have to defrost that salmon).
              You could consider it a personal challange to find one!!

              Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
              I can hear Dave also. Burly sexy dude.
              This book'll help, with me accent, Krek Waiter's Peak Bristle, you can geddit in Americawl, an' all....

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              • Originally posted by Dhansakdave View Post
                Prapper Brizzlers, where I lives, don't sound that cool, believe I....



                That's an heatwave for us....



                You could consider it a personal challange to find one!!



                This book'll help, with me accent, Krek Waiter's Peak Bristle, you can geddit in Americawl, an' all....
                Here it is after 11:am my time the day before, and I'm still in my jammies and still haven't decided what to do tomorrow. And once I found out that one of the better grocery stores is open 'til 2pm tomorrow, my procrastination gene just shrugged and figured, "never do today what you can put off 'til tomorrow."

                I'll check out that book over at Amazon.
                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • A day and a little bitty part of a day

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                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                  B*tch-lite

                  Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                  • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                    FDA Reviewing Evidence That Morning-After Pill Doesn't Work in Women Weighing Over 176 Pounds | Mother Jones News Ive got nothing sarcastic to say, just putting it out there for informational purposes. Guys, if you like big girls, wrap up Mr. Happy before entry.
                    ROFL you have such a way with words, Joanie!

                    *wipes tea off monitor*

                    And I'm wondering... how did they determine it's 176 pounds, and not 175 or 177?

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                    • just imagine.. in 20 years a fairly popular governor runs for the senate and wins. one night he gets a call telling him he should vote a certain way, he says 'why would i do that?'

                      phone man replies 'says here you had a predilection for granny porn back in the day! be a shame if someone were to.. find out'
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • I wonder if they increase the dosage of the morning after pill for larger women, if it would work? A doctor once told me that all over the counter pills are designed for a 150 person, so if you are larger, you need to take a higher dosage to work Not sure if that is true but it makes sense.

                        Many of my neighbors have their Christmas lights and decorations up already. There is a Christmas tree lot that has been open since at least last Friday. We have an after Thanksgiving Day rule in our house, nothing Christmas allowed until the turkey is gone!

                        I am doing a fairly primal Thanksgiving and a totally gluten-free one. Well, almost gf, my sister is bring her homemade rolls because my then 17 year old niece started crying last year when I nixed the idea of them using real flour in my kitchen. It created a lot of drama but it makes me sick and is about impossible not to contaminate the other food in the kitchen. This year she made them at my other sister's house and partially cooked them. Hopefully no tears and drama this year, at least over rolls.

                        I grew up down wind from a chicken egg ranch, I would take sriracha any day!

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                        • Originally posted by Goldie View Post
                          ROFL you have such a way with words, Joanie!

                          *wipes tea off monitor*

                          And I'm wondering... how did they determine it's 176 pounds, and not 175 or 177?
                          Sorry about the monitor. Not sure on the weight thing. Maybe because of what V says below almost all OTC drugs work to about 176 lbs?

                          Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                          just imagine.. in 20 years a fairly popular governor runs for the senate and wins. one night he gets a call telling him he should vote a certain way, he says 'why would i do that?'

                          phone man replies 'says here you had a predilection for granny porn back in the day! be a shame if someone were to.. find out'
                          I used to tell my exhusband: I don't care if someone finds you in bed with twin goats and one of them is male. Make sure you tell me so no one can blackmail you or so I can give you an alibi.

                          Granny porn? LOL!

                          Originally posted by vh67 View Post
                          I wonder if they increase the dosage of the morning after pill for larger women, if it would work? A doctor once told me that all over the counter pills are designed for a 150 person, so if you are larger, you need to take a higher dosage to work Not sure if that is true but it makes sense.

                          Many of my neighbors have their Christmas lights and decorations up already. There is a Christmas tree lot that has been open since at least last Friday. We have an after Thanksgiving Day rule in our house, nothing Christmas allowed until the turkey is gone!

                          I am doing a fairly primal Thanksgiving and a totally gluten-free one. Well, almost gf, my sister is bring her homemade rolls because my then 17 year old niece started crying last year when I nixed the idea of them using real flour in my kitchen. It created a lot of drama but it makes me sick and is about impossible not to contaminate the other food in the kitchen. This year she made them at my other sister's house and partially cooked them. Hopefully no tears and drama this year, at least over rolls.

                          I grew up down wind from a chicken egg ranch, I would take sriracha any day!
                          I haven't a clue when it comes to hormone type drugs. I like your Christmas rule. I have been singing Christmas carols since the weather got cold. Oh the weather outside is frightful and the fire is so delightful...

                          I think at 17, I could cry if my favorite underwear wasn't clean. I'm slightly better now, but I'm stoic around other people.

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                          Tiny bitch. As I was walking home from the store, I smelled a huge waft of cologne. Too sweet for my taste. But she must have been applying it in the street because my hair still has the scent. Ickkkk. I'm about ready to rub fish stock in my hair just to get the smell out. heh.

                          Shopping done w/out having to go to a big grocery store!

                          Rice - check.
                          Vodka for shots - check.
                          Rum for hot buttered - check.
                          And though I wasn't looking for it: a tiny wheel of brie. So I had to get pork rinds to put it on. LOL

                          Laissez le bon temps rouler!
                          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                          B*tch-lite

                          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                          • Joanie, I think I would have the mostest relaxingest time at your place - your penchant for procrastination is a thing of beauty! Whatever you decide to do tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving!
                            I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                            • Originally posted by Goldie View Post
                              ROFL you have such a way with words, Joanie!

                              *wipes tea off monitor*

                              And I'm wondering... how did they determine it's 176 pounds, and not 175 or 177?
                              That made me chuckle a good bit as well....

                              So there are herberts watching herberts watching porn, that is kinky....

                              Don't think that's the last we've seen of good ol' Sylvio!

                              More importantly, cancelling NCIS, the bastards, that would have got me spitting as well....is that series 11?

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                              • Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
                                Joanie, I think I would have the mostest relaxingest time at your place - your penchant for procrastination is a thing of beauty! Whatever you decide to do tomorrow, Happy Thanksgiving!
                                Odd thing is that in my academic and then professional lives, I always meet deadlines. Personal life? A freakin' train wreck. heh. Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, dear Crabbyone.

                                Originally posted by Dhansakdave View Post
                                That made me chuckle a good bit as well....

                                So there are herberts watching herberts watching porn, that is kinky....

                                Don't think that's the last we've seen of good ol' Sylvio!

                                More importantly, cancelling NCIS, the bastards, that would have got me spitting as well....is that series 11?
                                I'm with you on Sylvio - you can't keep a good perv or a bad politician down for long.

                                "series 11" - is that what we call "season 11?" If so, it might be. Seems like NCIS has been on forever. I do love the little Rudolph show - it's so old and the "claymation" (clay animation) is adorable by today's special effects standards, but I prefer Christmas stuff in December.
                                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                                B*tch-lite

                                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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