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    Last edited by JoanieL; 02-21-2014, 09:53 PM.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
      LoL, ombat. Sometimes when I'm watching Bourdain and he's being a douche, I wonder what I see in him. Then he says something so humble and respectful that I fall in love with him all over again.
      He's actually quite modest and unobtrusive if you watch his earlier stuff, but the tremendous fame and fortune (?) he's acquired since his beginnings has inflated his ego. Shame. I still love him.

      And I too spend an inordinate amount of time laughing - in public - at the amusing things the voices in my head say to me. They are such rascals.
      Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

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      • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
        Some down and dirty, and sometimes snarky answers to some of my current “favorite” MDA questions:

        help... im so hungry! – Ummm, have you tried eating?

        Anyone got any tips to help constipation? – I find that removing the large stick I sometimes house up my ass really helps. (Totally not directed at the OP, just my sarcasm kicking in when I read the forums.)

        Should I feel bad about this? – Yes, anytime you don’t eat exactly what is outlined in the PB, you should punish yourself mentally until you have developed at least five zits on your face. As penance, you must drink a four ounce glass of warmed to liquid coconut oil every day for 10 days. You might not feel better, but you’ll be pooping for two, thereby bringing up the lowered average caused by the constipated poster.

        Ray Peat (any thread on him) – The sad thing is that he’s not too out there, even if I don’t agree with him. Unfortunately, the goobers that have set up their tent city in MDA to act as his evangelists aren’t doing his cause a bit of good.

        How Many Eggs is Too Many? – I find that if I pass wind, and feathers fly out of my ass, it’s time to cut back on eggs. Listen to your body!

        Thursday’s food: Marrow bones. Some rice. Two chicken sausages and two eggs.
        lol.... funny stuff this... I say many of these kinds of things when I see some of these kinds of threads...

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        • I'm glad you shared the joke, Joanie, so I could laugh at it too. Now you're not so crazy giggling on your own.
          Annie Ups the Ante
          http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread117711.html

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          • ^I'm with Annie, you is an amusing lady, without a doubt, you're entries are well entertaining.

            I often chuckle at some of my own musings, but I can be an irreverent bugger at times!

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            • A shredded carrot is magical you know!
              “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
              ~Friedrich Nietzsche
              And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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              • Originally posted by ombat View Post
                And I too spend an inordinate amount of time laughing - in public - at the amusing things the voices in my head say to me. They are such rascals.
                I figure as long as the voices don't tell me to go out and do something bad because God wants me to, I'm still saner than 10% of the population.

                Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                lol.... funny stuff this... I say many of these kinds of things when I see some of these kinds of threads...
                Great minds think alike!

                Originally posted by Annieh View Post
                I'm glad you shared the joke, Joanie, so I could laugh at it too. Now you're not so crazy giggling on your own.
                Still crazy after all these years - but now I have you to share it with.

                Originally posted by Dhansakdave View Post
                ^I'm with Annie, you is an amusing lady, without a doubt, you're entries are well entertaining.

                I often chuckle at some of my own musings, but I can be an irreverent bugger at times!
                You? Irreverent? Well dip me in shit and call me a chocolate bar - who'd a thunk it?

                Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                A shredded carrot is magical you know!
                LOL!
                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • August 5, 2013 (Monday)

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                  Last edited by JoanieL; 02-21-2014, 09:58 PM. Reason: clarity
                  "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                  B*tch-lite

                  Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                  • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                    They used to tell moms to put juice in the baby bottles – because fruit is good for you. Then they told them to stop because it gave the babies cavities.
                    I had an acquaintance, decades ago, who put regular Coke in her infant son's baby bottle, before the kid was even a year old. When he was three years old, they had to remove all his rotten baby teeth and put in steel implants. We parted ways at that point (military families being stationed opposite directions), but I've occasionally wondered about that poor kid. He'd be about 35 years old now. *sigh*

                    Speaking of sugar, I think hummingbirds have to be more intelligent than your usual bird. We have two hummer-feeders, one in a tree out front, one hanging from the deck roof out back. If a feeder is empty of nectar (just sugar and water, none of the red dye crap), the male hummers will hover outside the appropriate window and stare in at us. We have broad-tailed hummingbirds here, and the male's wings make a buzzing noise, like a very large bumble bee. It's impossible to miss. I just filled our back feeder and could feel the "breeze" of multiple hummer wings while they waited just an arm's length away!

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                    • Originally posted by Goldie View Post
                      I had an acquaintance, decades ago, who put regular Coke in her infant son's baby bottle, before the kid was even a year old. When he was three years old, they had to remove all his rotten baby teeth and put in steel implants. We parted ways at that point (military families being stationed opposite directions), but I've occasionally wondered about that poor kid. He'd be about 35 years old now. *sigh*

                      Speaking of sugar, I think hummingbirds have to be more intelligent than your usual bird. We have two hummer-feeders, one in a tree out front, one hanging from the deck roof out back. If a feeder is empty of nectar (just sugar and water, none of the red dye crap), the male hummers will hover outside the appropriate window and stare in at us. We have broad-tailed hummingbirds here, and the male's wings make a buzzing noise, like a very large bumble bee. It's impossible to miss. I just filled our back feeder and could feel the "breeze" of multiple hummer wings while they waited just an arm's length away!

                      Oh lord, Coke in the baby bottle. Such a freaky thing to do by anyone's standards. Many years ago (like the early 1900s and before) they gave babies laudanum if they cried a lot - that's tincture of opium. And it was potent. They rubbed it on babies' gums when they were teething. And still, though of course it's barbaric, it's for a reason, and still better than whatever logic makes a mother give her still bottle-fed child Coke.

                      Love the pic of the hummingbird. You have, apparently, been elected, "Mom of the Hummingbirds."
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • My old man used to put whiskey on our gums, when we were teething, I thought that was extreme, opium based gear is proper hardcore....

                        Regarding obese children, this was in one of our periodicals yesterday; Girl aged 10 who tips scales at nearly 25 STONE is Britain's most overweight child - Mirror Online, at what point do the parents think, 'hold on my babies putting on some timber'!

                        Good pic goldie.

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                        • Originally posted by Dhansakdave View Post
                          My old man used to put whiskey on our gums, when we were teething, I thought that was extreme, opium based gear is proper hardcore....

                          Regarding obese children, this was in one of our periodicals yesterday; Girl aged 10 who tips scales at nearly 25 STONE is Britain's most overweight child - Mirror Online, at what point do the parents think, 'hold on my babies putting on some timber'!

                          Good pic goldie.
                          That girl! Poor thing. No matter what she does now, from everything I've read, she'll be fighting weight all her life. As an adult, it's the size of your fat cells that matter, but obese children are actually growing a larger number of fat cells. And those cells don't die. Freaks me out that parents can let that happen. I'd rather have my child hate me at 10 years old for denying her stuff than to hate me for the rest of her life for creating such misery for her.
                          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                          B*tch-lite

                          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                          • August 6, 2013 (Tuesday)

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                            Last edited by JoanieL; 02-21-2014, 10:00 PM.
                            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                            B*tch-lite

                            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                            • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                              It’s technically just after 4am Wednesday as I finish this post, and it’s 82 degrees. Tomorrow’s temps are supposed to be in the high 90s. Sounds like a good day to do more cleaning of the home. I don’t know how this place gets so messy. It’s just me. .
                              There are some things I do NOT miss about LA (Lower Alabama)...... 90 degree nights with 1400000000% humidity would be one...... skeeters big enough to have FAA fllight numbers on them is another (though we have those here, since I live a stone's throw from a Big A$$ Swamp)

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                              • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                                There are some things I do NOT miss about LA (Lower Alabama)...... 90 degree nights with 1400000000% humidity would be one...... skeeters big enough to have FAA fllight numbers on them is another (though we have those here, since I live a stone's throw from a Big A$$ Swamp)
                                Lower Alabama - LOL! Yep, it's a bitch. I just want a few hours a day respite from the air conditioner. We're not having a bad skeeter season this year, knock on wood - no wait, don't knock on wood - it'll make the termites swarm. heh
                                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                                B*tch-lite

                                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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