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  • When the Zombies come, I’m gonna get et.

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    Last edited by JoanieL; 02-20-2014, 01:02 AM.
    "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

    B*tch-lite

    Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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    • I hunt and fish.
      I grew huge fields of things in my younger years... then I moved to the hot sands of FL.
      So now I grow a couple of little things.

      Other useful skills... I can cook too~.
      And really. I have a couple of turdy chronic diseases.
      I could be your shooter until my meds ran out, that's about it... then I'd be useless and you'd have to shoot me.
      Then you could have my extra stash of painkillers for emergency situations.
      And my heirloom seeds that are in vacuum sealed foil...
      *lucky bastards*
      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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      • i can also make soap and half-assedly sew

        one skill i don't have though, and it might be the most important skill, is cardio
        beautiful
        yeah you are

        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
        lol

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        • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
          It's OK...

          I'll tell you a secret.
          But you have to PROMISE not to tell any one else.
          Evidently...






          *I'm crazy too*
          I'm shocked! (But I won't tell anyone.)

          Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
          i can also make soap and half-assedly sew

          one skill i don't have though, and it might be the most important skill, is cardio
          LOL! We'll get et together.

          Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
          I hunt and fish.
          I grew huge fields of things in my younger years... then I moved to the hot sands of FL.
          So now I grow a couple of little things.

          Other useful skills... I can cook too~.
          And really. I have a couple of turdy chronic diseases.
          I could be your shooter until my meds ran out, that's about it... then I'd be useless and you'd have to shoot me.
          Then you could have my extra stash of painkillers for emergency situations.
          And my heirloom seeds that are in vacuum sealed foil...
          *lucky bastards*
          Oh I forgot, I can fish. And cook. Sewing I can do, but it's so tedious that I've never finished anything. Still, now that Bloodorchid has brought up cardio... I fear my plump little carcass will be one of the first to go. Maybe if I make it past the first wave, I can convince the tribe that between cooking and tending the children, they shouldn't throw me out of the enclosure.

          I can also be Keeper of the Drugs, though that might be like letting the fox watch the hen house.
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

          B*tch-lite

          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
            i can also make soap and half-assedly sew

            one skill i don't have though, and it might be the most important skill, is cardio
            I forgot sew!
            I'm actually pretty good at it... even made my prom dress and can wing a pattern.

            That cardio thing though.
            I really hope zombies just walk.
            Why does everyone always need to sprint everywhere if zombies just lumber along?
            Why not jog round them with a can of gas then burn them up?
            Or kitchen napalm...
            Maybe my alternative recipe knowledge would be useful?


            ...that brings me back to being glad I'm a good shot.
            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • Hey Joanie... I saw on another thread something about you having an interest in sausage making.... I get all of my spice mixes, casings and some of my equipment from this website:

              The Sausage Maker, Inc. - Sausage Making Equipment & Supplies

              They have just about everything that you could want, AND they have cheese and wine making and veggie fermenting supplies as well....

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              • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                I forgot sew!
                I'm actually pretty good at it... even made my prom dress and can wing a pattern.

                That cardio thing though.
                I really hope zombies just walk.
                Why does everyone always need to sprint everywhere if zombies just lumber along?
                Why not jog round them with a can of gas then burn them up?
                Or kitchen napalm...
                Maybe my alternative recipe knowledge would be useful?


                ...that brings me back to being glad I'm a good shot.
                I always think that too. It looks like they move slowly... but relentlessly, which is scary. Kitchen napalm is a good idea, but I always think that if I google stuff like that, I'll be put on some watch list. I can see it now: I'm trying to board a plane, and I'm pulled into some room, questioned for like five hours on why on May 7th, 2013, I was looking up napalm recipes. And I'm trying to explain that it was for the Zombie apocalypse. LOL You're lucky to be a good shot - I'll stand behind you.

                Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                Hey Joanie... I saw on another thread something about you having an interest in sausage making.... I get all of my spice mixes, casings and some of my equipment from this website:

                The Sausage Maker, Inc. - Sausage Making Equipment & Supplies

                They have just about everything that you could want, AND they have cheese and wine making and veggie fermenting supplies as well....
                Thank you, Doc! That website looks amazing. They have one sausage stuffer that's worth 5x what my car is worth. LOL I do drive a 1992 beater mobile. Seriously though, that's an awesome resource and I thank you for thinking of me.
                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                  I always think that too. It looks like they move slowly... but relentlessly, which is scary. Kitchen napalm is a good idea, but I always think that if I google stuff like that, I'll be put on some watch list. I can see it now: I'm trying to board a plane, and I'm pulled into some room, questioned for like five hours on why on May 7th, 2013, I was looking up napalm recipes. And I'm trying to explain that it was for the Zombie apocalypse. LOL You're lucky to be a good shot - I'll stand behind you.



                  Thank you, Doc! That website looks amazing. They have one sausage stuffer that's worth 5x what my car is worth. LOL I do drive a 1992 beater mobile. Seriously though, that's an awesome resource and I thank you for thinking of me.
                  NP.... gotta love a sausage lover!

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                  • ahem ********* didn't I tell you that Doc was great with sausage !!!!!!!!!!!

                    .................and Gwamma can do other stuff too.............. like turn the key in the ignition............. back a trailer..................empty the shopping out of the boot (trunk to youse fullas)................... open a screw top bottle of wine with her fingers !!!!!!!!!
                    ..............so there is more to this old Gwamma than meets the eye ! thank you !!!!!!!!
                    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                    ...small steps....

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                    • G, wow, is that all natural talent, or obtained through practice?!

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                      • Originally posted by Dhansakdave View Post
                        G, wow, is that all natural talent, or obtained through practice?!
                        I'm thinking the shopping lifting is from years of practice.....

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                        • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                          I'm thinking the shopping lifting is from years of practice.....
                          Yeah, thinking yer right, dexterous digits as well, from all they screw tops!!

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                          • Originally posted by Dhansakdave View Post
                            Yeah, thinking yer right, dexterous digits as well, from all they screw tops!!
                            lol... wasna going there... though I have popeye forearms from the beer tops I have unscrewed....

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                            • Originally posted by ssn679doc View Post
                              though I have popeye forearms from the beer tops I have unscrewed....
                              (Nods approval) Good strength/endurance, training that, depending on the length/intensity of the session of course!!

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                              • ambidextrous..................with popeye forearms, cankles/punga stumps/chunder thighs....................
                                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                                ...small steps....

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