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  • Joainie unless you have an aversion to mint you absolutely must try one when it's hot out, it's so refreshing. If you make your own you can control how sweet you make it. I make a similar beverage for my son (sans rum) and we add cucumber to it, very cooling.
    Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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    • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
      I bet you do. I can't imagine that you take much guff from people. Which doesn't mean you're not awesome and funny, etc., because you crack me up a lot. I just get the feeling that you could wither someone who was playing idiot in real life.
      LOL I don't waste energy (mental or physical) on idiots, usually. I just *meh* and move on to something else. I have to deal with some idiots at work, but who doesn't? At least here on the forum I can *meh* and move on! And with the ones at work, I try to be really patient, because most people aren't idiots on purpose. Most of them are just people who have ended up in situations where the situation is smarter than they are.

      Besides, most of the idiots are wheat eaters, and they can't really help it, can they? They're just being good and eating the way the government tells them to!

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      • Originally posted by vh67 View Post
        I like to make my own because they are too sweet at most bars. I put a lot less simple syrup in than they do, like a splorsh. You could make them with a drop or two stevia instead.
        That's a good idea. The recipe I saw called for two tablespoons of sugar - in one drink. That's a hangover in the making.

        Originally posted by Urban Forager View Post
        Joainie unless you have an aversion to mint you absolutely must try one when it's hot out, it's so refreshing. If you make your own you can control how sweet you make it. I make a similar beverage for my son (sans rum) and we add cucumber to it, very cooling.
        I will definitely try come summer. I was too broad in my dislike of mint. Specifically, mint tea makes me nauseous, which is bizarre since people often recommend it for an icky tummy.

        Originally posted by Goldie View Post
        LOL I don't waste energy (mental or physical) on idiots, usually. I just *meh* and move on to something else. I have to deal with some idiots at work, but who doesn't? At least here on the forum I can *meh* and move on! And with the ones at work, I try to be really patient, because most people aren't idiots on purpose. Most of them are just people who have ended up in situations where the situation is smarter than they are.

        Besides, most of the idiots are wheat eaters, and they can't really help it, can they? They're just being good and eating the way the government tells them to!
        I know what you mean. When all is said and done, I should have become an actuary. Nice, lonely work. LOL Here on the forums, I've been finding my scroll wheel most useful.
        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

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        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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        • Friday, March 28, 2014

          Yay! Itís tongue day. Thatís not a code for a special event with a special friend. The beef tongue has been in the brine for a week, and as I was doing that thing in front of the freezer, no, donít want thatÖ not that eitherÖ, I remembered the tongue. Not only is it tongue day, but in a rare moment of having everything I could need for it, I have tongue, a couple of potatoes, and a bunch of eggs on hand. Please donít tell Grok, but I also have a lone bagel in the fridge, which means that I can either have an old fashioned tongue sandwich slathered with mustard, or I can have tongue hash with a couple of eggs on top. Decisions decisions.

          Itís raining a lot today. I love the rain. But darn, Iíve gotten dressed to go out three times today, only to have it start up again. Itís a good thing I donít have a pet because I think that by the third time he saw me get back into my PJs, heíd dial 911 to see if someone could come out for a wellness check. (Cats are like that. Dogs just get sad because they thought theyíd be going for a walk.)

          I found this recipe online: http://allrecipes.com/Recipe-Tools/P...1&metric=false

          Mojito

          Ingredients:
          10 fresh mint leaves
          1/2 lime, cut into 4 wedges
          2 tablespoons white sugar, or to taste
          1 cup ice cubes
          1 1/2 fluid ounces white rum
          1/2 cup club soda

          Place mint leaves and 1 lime wedge into a sturdy glass. Use a muddler to crush the mint and lime to release the mint oils and lime juice. Add 2 more lime wedges and the sugar, and muddle again to release the lime juice. Do not strain the mixture. Fill the glass almost to the top with ice. Pour the rum over the ice, and fill the glass with carbonated water. Stir, taste, and add more sugar if desired. Garnish with the remaining lime wedge.

          Iíd probably change it up a bit:

          3 fresh mint leaves
          Ĺ lime, cut into 4 wedges
          1 teaspoon of white sugar
          1 cup ice cubes
          3 fluid ounces white rum
          Ĺ cup club soda

          Now hold the mint leaves, sugar, and club sodaÖ kidding. The directions are fine. I just think a 4:3 ratio of club soda to rum would suit me a bit more than an 8:3 ratio of same.


          I was going to go to Whole Foods today, but the rain kept me indoors. A pretty dismal rationalization. Saturdays are a madhouse there, so Sunday it is. Predictions of sunny weather and if I go before 10am, a good chance that much of the population thatís not hungover will be in church.

          Good girls, bad girls, cats, and education:


          Cats never mince words.



          She really needs a martini in the other hand to make her point.






          And though I finally get this posted the same day I wrote it, I bid you goodnight. Itís lights-out here at Clean Living Village.

          Peace,
          J
          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

          B*tch-lite

          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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          • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
            My pleasure! I don't think I've ever told you, but I love your sig line.
            Thanks... Two thoughts can usually come to my mind at least once a day. Either wanting to smack them up side the head or calling them a dumb-ass under my breath. It's not so much an anger issue, it's more of a 'where's your common sense, man?'. And, the older I get, the more loose my lips get.
            Some people just need a sympathetic pat... On the head... With a hammer.

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            • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
              Peace,
              J
              and to you - my darling wee friend !!!!!!!!
              "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

              ...small steps....

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              • Originally posted by AuroraB View Post
                Thanks... Two thoughts can usually come to my mind at least once a day. Either wanting to smack them up side the head or calling them a dumb-ass under my breath. It's not so much an anger issue, it's more of a 'where's your common sense, man?'. And, the older I get, the more loose my lips get.
                My second ex-husband had a button that read, "Stupid people shouldn't be allowed to breed."

                The loose lips occurrence. As my friend's mother aged, she went from being a proper suhthern woman to a person who pretty much just said what she wanted. My friend asked mom's doctor if anything was wrong. He told her it wasn't uncommon and that he thought that subconsciously, the closer we get to death, the more we don't care about keeping things bottled up. I love that theory. LOL

                Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                and to you - my darling wee friend !!!!!!!!
                Geeeeeeeee! How the hell are you oh sweetest one ever? *big squishy hug and kiss*
                "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                B*tch-lite

                Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                • Hubby thinks we should be allowed to taser stupid people, in the hope that it will jolt some sense into them. He also thinks that a random contestant on the show Chopped should be given a taser and allowed to use it on the judge of their choosing when they lose. I think he just has a thing for tasers.

                  Hubby's grandma was 102 when she died. Her filter stopped working long before then. We spent a fortune on tips when taking her out to eat. I still cringe when I think of things she said. Most people were very sweet about it. Some, not so much.

                  It is so lovely to see Gwamma out and about!!!! I miss her so much when she is too busy.

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                  • Gwamma we all have missed you!!!!!!! Hope you were having fun!!!!!

                    I loved that clip form 5 Easy Pieces, Jack of course is classic but that women with the long brown hair, she is so great!
                    Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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                    • Originally posted by vh67 View Post
                      Hubby thinks we should be allowed to taser stupid people, in the hope that it will jolt some sense into them. He also thinks that a random contestant on the show Chopped should be given a taser and allowed to use it on the judge of their choosing when they lose. I think he just has a thing for tasers.

                      Hubby's grandma was 102 when she died. Her filter stopped working long before then. We spent a fortune on tips when taking her out to eat. I still cringe when I think of things she said. Most people were very sweet about it. Some, not so much.

                      It is so lovely to see Gwamma out and about!!!! I miss her so much when she is too busy.
                      I think your hubby might be on to something. My "screw you" moments Chopped occur when they change gears on a contestant for no apparent reason. "You're being too safe." So the poor slob does something outrageous for the next course. "This might be a little too outside the box." That's when I want to b*tchslap Guarnaschelli, whom I used to love, right into tomorrow.

                      My fave old people thing is in grocery stores. "Let's get that." "You don't eat that." "Don't tell me what I eat." "We're not getting that." "The reason I don't ever eat that is that you never buy it!" Both of them about a foot shorter than they were in their 20s and looking a lot like one another. I always watch surreptitiously.
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • Originally posted by Urban Forager View Post
                        Gwamma we all have missed you!!!!!!! Hope you were having fun!!!!!

                        I loved that clip form 5 Easy Pieces, Jack of course is classic but that women with the long brown hair, she is so great!
                        +1 on both. I only wish I'd never seen Jack semi-undressed in Terms of Endearment. It made me sad. LOL
                        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                        B*tch-lite

                        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                        • Long post from yesterday

                          Saturday, March 29, 2014

                          The best laid plans and all. Like the good little pursuer of healthy sleep habits that Iíve become, I turned the lights out before 11pm. But it was Friday night, and occasionally a neighbor is a bit noisy upon returning home on the weekend. Still, that was piddly stuff. My brain is fairly used to neighbor motion, so generally, on the occasion it does wake me, I roll over and go back to sleep.

                          But the heavens rained upon us something fierce. And just like rains had me changing clothes too often yesterday, the thunder woke me up a few times. So, instead of waking up on the better side of bright eyed and bushy tailed before dawn, I woke up a bit sluggish just before 8am. Small sigh.

                          Some days ago, I was interested in centenarians. Yesterday I was wondering about the whole acid/alkaline thing as it applies to health. I donít have any digestive issues, and my skin and hair are okay, but learning something is better than sitting around feeling guilty that I used the excuse of rain to not go to Whole Foods.

                          I only learned a little. But I guess this is important stuff since as a culture, we are prone to acidity because of our diets. The next thing I learned is that much of what I love to eat (meat, fish, eggs, animal, animal, animal) is that which makes the body acidic. Uh-oh, am I going to now have to change things up? Am I now going to have to be my own parent and swallow down (egad) fruits and vegetables in quantities that make me miserable?

                          No, and thatís where a little knowledge can be a goofy thing. Turns out that a lot of things that I like and eat regularly are things that produce alkalinity in the body. Onions, garlic, peppers, tomatoes (I eat lots of tomato), nori, curry, ginger, cinnamon, ACV, limes, and whey protein powder are all things that I eat on a very regular basis. And one of the most alkaline producing foods? Lemons. And even before I became all aware and stuff, I always at the very least had a bottle of lemon juice in my home.

                          I suppose I could get all freaked and start peeing and spitting on pH strips. Because gosh, I need one more thing to count. But Iím going to resist.

                          So, itís back to good old common sense (unless trying to cure a specific issue). Because when all is said and done, my ancestors just walked around killing and eating stuff. Pulling up plants and eating stuff. Concentrating on the minutiae was never a cave girlís thing. She was just eating lots of animals, plants, and bugs.

                          Multi-tasking kitchen tools can rock. My Fagor pressure cooker* came with an 8-qt pot, a 4-qt pot, a colander that fits inside the larger pot, the pressure cooker lid that can go on either pot, and a glass lid that also fits either. And that baby earned its keep today by making my life very easy.

                          *Like this one: Amazon.com: Fagor 2-by-1 Splendid 5-Piece Pressure Cooker Set: Home & Kitchen

                          In an effort to keep green things in my fridge from turning into black things in my fridge, I searched, ďfreezing greens.Ē Itís easy. Boil some water. Strip the greens away from the largest of the veins. I cut them into strips, but thatís optional. Fill a bowl or in my case, the smaller of the two pots with ice water. After you cleaned your greens and rinsed them in the colander that fits into the large pot, put them into the boiling water for about two minutes (three minutes is recommended for collards). Take them out, let the water run out and plunge them into the ice bath. This blanching will keep the greens from turning dark in the freezer.

                          Put the greens on either a clean kitchen towel or some sheets of paper towels and let them dry off for a bit. Portion them out into useable portions for you, and freeze in Ziploc bags. Voila! Frozen greens that havenít been shipped from parts unknown.

                          continued...
                          "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                          B*tch-lite

                          Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                          • the next half

                            Tomato jam. The idea intrigued me. I had originally purchased some inexpensive stewing tomatoes (a nice term for tomatoes that arenít picture perfect) to make salsa. But goofy as I often am, I also bought salsa. So I thought Iíd give tomato jam a try.

                            There are a ton of recipes for it, and itís pretty simple. I used the following:

                            2 lbs tomatoes, rinsed and chopped
                            1 Tblsp ACV (also can use lemon or lime juice)
                            cinnamon Ė I forgot to measure. Basically, if the tomatoes are spread evenly in the pan, I put enough on so that there was a thin coating of cinnamon all over the top.

                            2 nice sized scallions Ė cleaned, then sliced thin about half or more up the plant
                            ľ to Ĺ tsp of salt, or more if you like
                            black pepper Ė forgot to measure, so to taste
                            1/8 tsp cayenne pepper Ė it doesnít seem like a lot, but the tomatoes are going to boil down a lot, and the finished product had a nice heat to it without peeling off layers of skin from the inside of my mouth.

                            Ĺ tsp plus a smidge more ground ginger
                            1 tsp curry powder
                            2 tsp sugar or to taste Ė most recipes call for more

                            I put the sliced scallions into the pan with a little bit of water and cooked them covered to get them soft.

                            Then I added everything else except the sugar. I wanted to avoid the sugar all together, but in the end, I added the 2 teaspoons just for a little more depth. Stir it all together and cook covered until the tomatoes are starting to give off moisture and break down Ė this can be done on medium or medium high.

                            When the whole thing starts to look like a chunky soup, lower the heat to medium low, and continue to cook covered until all the tomatoes are mush. When all the tomatoes are pretty much broken down, put the heat on lowish, and continue to cook until (as one recipe put it) the whole thing looks like a gloppy mess.

                            Once itís close to the consistency youíd like, and that can be anything from the consistency of salsa all the way to almost the consistency of tomato paste, uncover, and now you should baby-sit it while you cook the last of the moisture out to your liking.

                            Though I started with the above amounts of seasonings, etc., as the tomatoes cooked down, I would taste it and add anything that needed adding.

                            Some of the recipes I saw used as much as a cup and a half of sugar (!!) for five pounds of tomatoes. Since I wasnít thinking of this as a topping for ice cream, but more as a condiment for meats or eggs, I waited almost to the end to add sugar and found that for my tastes, one teaspoon per pound of the original weight of the tomatoes was fine. Iím guessing that a sweetener would work okay, but thereís something nice about the way sugar and tomatoes play together.

                            One recipe par boiled the tomatoes so that the skins could be removed, but Iím happy that I left them on.

                            You want to do this in a non-reactive pan because tomatoes.

                            I think this would work on eggs, anything that used to walk on four legs, fly, and any except maybe the lightest of fish.

                            Iím glad that I took the time to do both of those. I came in from a nice walk and for some reason, I was hungry. Too early in the day for that. Canít eat if your hands arenít idle. So I played in the kitchen. The result is that itís almost 730pm and all Iíve had to eat today are two mugs of espresso with a teaspoon of coconut/mct oil in each. Now Iím hungry for real.



                            The man who brings these has a very good chance of getting lucky!



                            No one wants this cake.



                            Vodka lies.


                            Peace, love, and tomato jam,
                            J
                            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                            B*tch-lite

                            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                            • I want that pressure cooker set!
                              Life is death. We all take turns. It's sacred to eat during our turn and be eaten when our turn is over. RichMahogany.

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                              • Joanie, you might want to try using a medjool date instead of sugar in your tomato jam. I use a medjool date when I make vegetable chutney, and using one gives just enough sweetness + the "thickening" action of sugar. And it adds an interesting taste. Especially to chutney... spicy and a teeny bit sweet.

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