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  • #76
    All right! Who's the evil CW genius out to sabotage me? Generic store brand girl scout cookies. They look and taste like thin mints, somas, and tagalongs; however, their $3 cheaper. Obviously BJ found me. I will exact my revenge. (fist shaking in air)

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    • #77
      Okay it is the third day that KC has left me little presents of diarrhea. He use to wake me up wben he needed to be let out by starring at me and making hurrump sounds. Maybe he is and I am not waking up. I am not upset at him, when you have to go you have to go. But it sure triggers my gag reflex. He hasn't eaten in a couple of days but that is not so unusual for him. He doesn't seem to be in any distress. He is sleeping more lately. He also belives that he shoukd own the couch. The look he gives me when i sit on it is an incredilous look. He is 14 years old.

      Later today I plan to make a.d try a chocolate avocado pudding.

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      • #78
        You forgot about the dinosaur we saw!!!! How could you forget the dinosaur?

        Originally posted by phigment View Post
        Today's Walking Adventure

        Today's walk with Valmason started off as a normal walk. We walked, talked, and laughed. Sometimes at the same time. Then across the street we spied a path that led to a living forest.

        We daring crossed the multilane road barely avoiding becoming roadkill. Once we entered the forest we were faced with a life altering decision. Take the path least, moderate, or most traveled. Otherwise known as left, right, or straight ahead. Valmason took charge an bravely stepped to the path moderatly traveled.

        This living forest was in disrepair. There was dirt on the path. (It was like no one knew what a broom was for.) The trees were naked and strown their leaves every where. Just for giggles they would try to trip us by leaving their roots lying about.

        We weren't feeling as adventurious so we did not fall/decend the ravine. (Next time Valmason, next time) The dirt path took as to a tree lying down on the job. It refused to wake-up and move so we were forced to climb over it.

        Eventually we came upon a wooden bridge. I believe this bridge was put there to intimidate the trees. If they misbehaved than they to would be cut down. (Before we crossed I did check for trolls). We crossed safely than the ominous baying of the dogs started. I believe they were hunting dogs, but what were they hunting. They must have frightened some people because a couple ran past us in terror. Than more baying. They must be getting closer. At that moment I was forced to stop to take the stay pebble out of my shoe. (Did I mention how messy the forest was) While removing the boulder, I mean pebble a person drove past us in great haste. Than more baying. Where are these mysterious hounds. I than think Valmason became possessed. She started to pick up stray trash. I think it was the dogs speaking to her. She even picked up a bag of poo. The baying got louder and closer.

        Eventually we saw the wild and demonic beast. I was just glad they were on the other side of the ravine. They followed us with their malviolent eyes until we left. I am pretty sure if we took the left path we would have nevet left the forest. As we stepped one last bay was heard and shivers were ever present.
        You know all those things you wanted to do: You should go do them.

        Age 48
        height 5'3
        SW 215 lbs
        CW 180 lbs (whole foods/primal eating)
        LW 172 lbs
        GW 125ish lbs

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        • #79
          Tell me how the pudding came out. Hope KC feels better! How was your week?


          Originally posted by phigment View Post
          Okay it is the third day that KC has left me little presents of diarrhea. He use to wake me up wben he needed to be let out by starring at me and making hurrump sounds. Maybe he is and I am not waking up. I am not upset at him, when you have to go you have to go. But it sure triggers my gag reflex. He hasn't eaten in a couple of days but that is not so unusual for him. He doesn't seem to be in any distress. He is sleeping more lately. He also belives that he shoukd own the couch. The look he gives me when i sit on it is an incredilous look. He is 14 years old.

          Later today I plan to make a.d try a chocolate avocado pudding.
          Pedidoc...we love sharing adventures! Keep us posted.
          You know all those things you wanted to do: You should go do them.

          Age 48
          height 5'3
          SW 215 lbs
          CW 180 lbs (whole foods/primal eating)
          LW 172 lbs
          GW 125ish lbs

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          • #80
            Originally posted by valmason01 View Post
            You forgot about the dinosaur we saw!!!! How could you forget the dinosaur?
            I was so afraid that I repressed the memory. Thanks for stirring it up, now I must go hide under blankets in the shower.

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            • #81
              So sorry! I thought he was cute.

              Originally posted by phigment View Post
              I was so afraid that I repressed the memory. Thanks for stirring it up, now I must go hide under blankets in the shower.
              You know all those things you wanted to do: You should go do them.

              Age 48
              height 5'3
              SW 215 lbs
              CW 180 lbs (whole foods/primal eating)
              LW 172 lbs
              GW 125ish lbs

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              • #82
                Recently on either The Doctors or Dr. Oz they had a segment about weight loss . (You're shocked I'm sure.) The new craze is using botox for weight loss. They inject some botulism into your stomach lining (maybe it was intestinal). This is suppose to slow down digestion. I can' t think of how anything can go wrong. sarcasm alert

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                • #83
                  I decided to give my vacuum one last chance before giving it a dumpster burial ground. So I gave it a good cleaning. I than tried it. It failed, but as a parting gift it aggreviated my allergies by blowing dust about. Now I am wheezing. Inhaler helped a little bit but not much. I see sickness will be in my immediate future. Well played vacuum, well played.

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                  • #84


                    Originally posted by phigment View Post
                    I decided to give my vacuum one last chance before giving it a dumpster burial ground. So I gave it a good cleaning. I than tried it. It failed, but as a parting gift it aggreviated my allergies by blowing dust about. Now I am wheezing. Inhaler helped a little bit but not much. I see sickness will be in my immediate future. Well played vacuum, well played.
                    You know all those things you wanted to do: You should go do them.

                    Age 48
                    height 5'3
                    SW 215 lbs
                    CW 180 lbs (whole foods/primal eating)
                    LW 172 lbs
                    GW 125ish lbs

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                    • #85
                      Hi Phigment. I just saw your post (though I've read many of your posts, of course ) in the screen name thread and came here originally to tell you that you are not invisible! I read here from page one, and you are so funny and sweet.

                      One of your first posts was about people who arrive late, or simply stand you up. I give them 15 minutes, then I'm out. Since I don't have a cell phone (I can barely stand having a home phone), somehow that makes me the bitch if the person shows up after I've left. Go figure.

                      Botox for weight loss? Holy blubber, Batman! Botox in the gut, botox on the forehead, cheek implants, lip augmentation, eye lift, face lift, and next thing you know, everyone looks like a cross between Meg Ryan (post lip plumping) and Madeline Stowe. I'd rather look like a zombie. Now vaginal rejuvenation might be something, but that's not something you wave out in public unless you're a 50 year old stripper (a very niche market).

                      Anyway, Hi again. Keep on keepin' on, you're making progress!
                      "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                      B*tch-lite

                      Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                      • #86
                        Thanks JoanieL for dropping in and the words of encouragement. I love your avatar.

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                        • #87
                          Okay today I made the chocolate avocado pudding. It was okay. Not as sweet as I am use to. I used straight cocoa powder which made it taste like dark chocolate. In order to thin it a little to make pudding consistancy I put in a small amount of cream. Next time I think I will try some banana or applesauce.

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                          • #88
                            I have taken a frozen banana and Ninaja'ed it w/ cocoa. Dark chocolate ice cream...oh so very yummmy....If you need sweet add a touch of honey.

                            You are not a phigment..I have seen you
                            You know all those things you wanted to do: You should go do them.

                            Age 48
                            height 5'3
                            SW 215 lbs
                            CW 180 lbs (whole foods/primal eating)
                            LW 172 lbs
                            GW 125ish lbs

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                            • #89
                              Bf: 2 slices of bacon, .25 c of sliced bacon, handful of cabbage, spinach, and 1/2 avocado with Uoo (unknown oil origin: it could be pork, chicken, bacon, etc.)

                              Today is a mixed up day for me. I will be going to gym and wo with pt instead of Fri. I have to work overnight at work for VD to Easter conversion. Probally wont be able to catch a nap so will be awake until tomorrow afternoon at the earliest; but probally until tomorrow night just earlier. It will all happen without my diet soda, which happens to be the only caffine that I consume.

                              Valmason I think I will try your frozen banana conction. By the way how does the bacon at TJ taste?
                              Last edited by phigment; 02-14-2013, 06:51 AM.

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                              • #90
                                PT didn't make it to my torture time. He did call and apologize and is giving me to sessions free. The have a slight contest if you can guess how many calories of a jar of hershey kisses u get a free session. I just wondered do I win the candy? There has to be at least 1000 pieces. I guess it is job security.

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