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  • Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
    It's the Lord's dandruff.

    I think He needs to supplement with iodine.
    silly heathen, iodine is god.

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    • Ok, Lord Iodine needs a heavy dose of vanadium. I think he finished his yearly hair combing, snow's over. It didn't stick, but that won't stop the assholes around here from panicking.
      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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      • Originally posted by canio6 View Post
        silly heathen, iodine is god.
        If God = ∞, and iodine supplements = x, then God supplementing iodine = ∞ + x = ∞.

        So what happened to the iodine supplement?

        And if iodine deficiency is bad, then the theodicy of why God would allow iodine deficiency if He is good and all-powerful must be answered.

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        • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
          Ok, Lord Iodine needs a heavy dose of vanadium. I think he finished his yearly hair combing, snow's over. It didn't stick, but that won't stop the assholes around here from panicking.
          People here are getting soft. I remember snowstorms that covered our cars. Now they cancel school and work when there's a little pittypat of snow. The mad rush for milk, eggs, and bread, because... if you're snowed in for a day, the only possible way to survive is French toast? Suck it up, fools.

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          • Originally posted by Finnegans Wake View Post
            If God = ∞, and iodine supplements = x, then God supplementing iodine = ∞ + x = ∞.

            So what happened to the iodine supplement?

            And if iodine deficiency is bad, then the theodicy of why God would allow iodine deficiency if He is good and all-powerful must be answered.
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            • Lunch was sweet chili salmon with broccoli.
              Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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              • lol
                Primal since March 5, 2012
                SW: 221 | CW: 204 | LPW: 166 | UGW: 140 (80 lbs loss)



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                • The god must be scratching his head. It's coming down respectably (for west Texas) now, but still not sticking.
                  In other news, MLK weekend, I'm going duck hunting with my sister, my father, his old friends, and their spawn.
                  Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                  • LOL @ "their spawn," sounds like they slithered Gollum-like through fen and backwater to breed like salmon, the spawn hatching from bubbly little pods a la Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

                    What makes God's head itchy?

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                    • Mind you, "their spawn" are roughly my and my sister's age group.
                      I figure it's the dandruff striking again. I'm telling you, Lord Iodine needs some vanadium supps.
                      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                      • BTW, the Drs. Jaminet added vanadium to their list of supplements to be taken weekly.

                        I feel strangely powerful.

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                        • I'm freaking starving. I'm resisting the chocolate almond butter in the cabinet (added sugar), but quitting time can't get here quick enough.
                          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                          • It was/ is leftover night. I fried up some flounder, gyro slices, cranberries, pecans, apple, and green bell together with marjoram and coriander. It was good, but would've been better without the bell. I'll finish off the apple later.
                            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                            • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                              There is white crap falling out of the sky. It's not even what I'd consider a flurry, but I'm sure Odessa and Midland are kicking into Snowpocalypse 2013 mode.
                              They closed the library at 5 today, due to inclement weather.
                              Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                              If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

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                              • I'm trying to find the closures list online, but not getting lucky.
                                Finished off te apple. Nuked it with cinnamon, pecans, and a drizzle of honey. I also realized why I'm still hungry: even after dinner and dessert, I've only had 1068 calories. I still want ice cream, but it's to the point I can ignore it. I need to find more real food, though, since I'm still snacky.
                                I'm going to murder that damn dog. IT's been barking nonfuckingstop for a couple hours now. I can't even hose it down, because it's across the damn alley.
                                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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