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  • I really need to lay off the chocolate. Well, it was a gift so whatever.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
      I really need to lay off the chocolate. Well, it was a gift so whatever.
      +1
      My chocolatey Primal journey

      Unusual food recipes (plus chocolate) blog

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      • Thank you, brother's friend with the loud, whiny, annoying voice. You've cured my overactive libido. Next time just wait until after I get some release to start talking.
        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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        • Every once in a while I'll read something that completely shatters my faith in the human race. A Buffy the vampire slayer Spike/Xander slashfic is one such horror. No. Just no.
          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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          • rule 34, welcome to the internet
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
              rule 34, welcome to the internet
              Yes, good old rule 34. Where would we be without it?

              right in the childhood as they say....

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              • Fuck my life. Anyone ever heard of fecal impaction? Well after a childhood of that I STILL don't know how to fix it without extreme pain and significant blood loss. Oh, and it's back now.
                And I can't exactly trust my mother with the whole "molasses will help" line because it sure as hell didn't help when I was 4. FUCK MY LIFE.
                In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                • What do you eat every day? Also maybe the stress brought on by your family is also contributing to some degree.
                  My chocolatey Primal journey

                  Unusual food recipes (plus chocolate) blog

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                  • Well, the problem is likely the amount of chocolate I've been eating lately. And yeah, my family is quite evil so that could be part of it.
                    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                    • have you ever OD'd on magnesium? like not a whole bottle but 2 pills instead of one?

                      for about a day and a half to 2 days, you can't really leave the bathroom

                      maybe that could help?
                      beautiful
                      yeah you are

                      Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                      lol

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                      • Magnesium citrate and sennacot for a more primal relief...... Miralax for fast, effective none primal relief of constipation. And burnt offerings to the evil family genetics god... I recommend a tbone or delmonico, medium rare. Lots of water and lots of dietary fat...

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                        • Meh, I went for a glycerin suppository. Those things are actually the reason I was homophobic for years. Because anybody wanting to stick something up my butt would, of course, be sadistic and cruel. Hellish childhood.
                          And I can't be mad at the family genetics gods. They did give me bones which are twice as dense as the average and a superhuman brain, which, I admit, was made useless by years of psychiatric drug torture. Sure, I may still have the problem solving skills, the perception and the ability to retain massive amounts of knowledge but I can't pay attention long enough to read a frigging paragraph! Couple that with a complete inability to handle any type of stress and my (formerly) perfect brain is almost useless.
                          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                          • you have to develop superhero coping skills. mine is the power to Ignore
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • Ignoring doesn't work so well when you have hypersensitive hearing and eyesight and better than average olfactory capabilities. Of course it wouldn't be very bad at all if my brother wasn't a total loudmouth ass hole who also happens to have horrible taste in music. Also he smokes pot in the house. I really need to move out again.
                              In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                              • yep, ignoring can work with sensitive senses. it's takes hard work and dedication
                                beautiful
                                yeah you are

                                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                                lol

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