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  • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
    how does one butt dial the canadia version of 911?
    My ass has mad skillz.


    Oh, funny thing. I have wide hips, my sister has wide shoulders. Seriously, I make mad roasts and can bake extremely well (my skill are likely rusty in that department) and my sister is a master barbecuer. She likes organized sports whereas I hate them. Plus she loves boxers (the garment) and I'm not too proud to admit that unbifurcated garments are much more comfortable to me.
    It's like my family has an inherent inability to follow gender norms.

    On the plus side I have this bizarre weapons fetish which completely redeems my masculinity.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
      My ass has mad skillz.
      Classic.
      If I just said LOL, I lied. Do or do not. There is no try.

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      • For the first time in a while I managed not to overcook my steak. That was one nice blue rare striploin.
        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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        • *Sigh* I really was hoping that Ranma 1/2 would end with Ranma being trapped in girl form and keeping his(her) harem in a more salacious way. Although given how the women act Ranma would likely end up being their pleasure slave. Not that that would be such a bad fate.
          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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          • I hate spammers. Also the meat at the store has been of a lower quality lately.
            In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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            • I managed to meditate myself to sleep last night despite the fact that I had slept pretty much all day. The sound of the rain really helped.
              Last edited by Alex Good; 11-08-2012, 08:07 AM.
              In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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              • Last time I eat daikon. Barely slept last night because I was so friggin horny (delirious with lust) so I looked it up. Yup, it's a known aphrodisiac.

                The effects are still going today and I was already a bit of a perv before I ate the damned thing. NEVER AGAIN.
                In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                • And, thinking back, I was quite a bit noisier than usual as well. I don't think I had ever actually moaned before this incident.
                  Last edited by Alex Good; 11-09-2012, 01:01 PM.
                  In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                  • Grrr. I want something but I don't want to want it. I'm planning on waiting a month or two to see if it's a passing fancy before I really consider it.
                    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                    • Why do girls like androgynous features? Seriously, I was freshly shaved (when beardless my facial features are slightly girly as long as I don't clench my jaw) and wearing clothes that made my hips seem large (pretty much anything tight does this since I do have big hips...) and I got more looks (the good kind) than I ever do when I'm looking manly.
                      I almost felt like I'd have gotten laid if I were wearing makeup.
                      In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                      • Also dark chocolate mousse from Moxie's = OMGYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
                        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                        • maybe when you look manly you look less groomed, aka scruffy
                          beautiful
                          yeah you are

                          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                          lol

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                          • Nah, even with my beard properly trimmed I never got the glances that I got today. Of course it could just be that my sexy smirk looks better without a beard.
                            In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                            • Maybe the beard is just not your look.
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                              • The beard did look good. People told me the beard looked good. The thing is, women around here seem to be allergic to testosterone.
                                In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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