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  • BAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! That story had such a sweet ending......... Like a happy version of Romeo and Juliet!


    Bed time now.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    • My favourite question to ask super devout by the bible christian guys: If you were a woman would you marry a guy?

      There is no right answer.
      In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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      • Some of you may have heard me say that I think that I have something similar to a split personality. Well the awesome side of me is in control! Total boost jump off of a gym bench with a 540 spin and a landing good enough to make a ninja blush.
        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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        • I've been staying up all night every night reading romantic stories. WTFISWRONGWITHME!?!?!?
          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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          • you know how experts say that when someone watches a lot of porn their tastes evolve and they need more and more wild porn to get their rocks off?

            you've evolved. now you need heaving bosoms and flushed cheeks
            beautiful
            yeah you are

            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
            lol

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            • They aren't sex stories, just romantic........
              In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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              • obviously you haven't read old timey type romances, where only a look would result in a case of the vapors

                no nudity required
                beautiful
                yeah you are

                Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                lol

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                • Oh it does have that effect but there still isn't any sex.
                  In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                  • Theory: The reason cardio doesn't go very well with low carb is because the increased libido gives us all the "cardio" we can handle.
                    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                    • Damn it, I caught my dog's cough!
                      In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                      • Well we bought some honey to treat his cough so I guess I'll go for a spoon of it too. I have absolutely no idea if it will work though.
                        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                        • OMG. Honey is disgusting.
                          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                          • you shut your mouth, honey is beautiful!
                            beautiful
                            yeah you are

                            Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                            lol

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                            • We must be talking about different honey. May I take a lick from your honey pot?
                              In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                              • And yeah, honey is gross.
                                In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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