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  • I act more like a dog anyway. The canine kind, not the douchey rapper kind.
    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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    • Does anyone else remember the preachy moral messages they snuck into all the shows in the 90s? Did anyone else do the opposite of what the messages said just for the heck of it?
      In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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      • A tale from yesterday's gym session (sorry for the prose)...
        As I walked into my place of self improvement, I noticed the queerest little occurrence. A man, with his girlfriend, using the squat rack for 30lbs(barbell) rows! I kindly asked if they would be so kind as to allow me the use of said squat rack, to which they acquiesced. Feeling quite pleased, I took a short stroll, only to return to find them now doing deadlifts in the squat rack! I asked them if they would allow me to begin my workout, showing them a perfectly good part of the floor to use for deadlifts. Again, the man responded with an agreement.
        One would expect that to be the end of the story but 'twas not to be so, for after a short pause the man uttered the following challenge: "Actually, I'm going to keep using this and if you don't like it you can go somewhere else". His body language was of the taunting variety as well. Having had enough I showed him a small glimpse of my infinite anger. My face contorted. I rose to my full height. These words did I thunderously shout: "You know what, I don't give a damn if you want to use that, go ahead! But when I'm here asking politely if you're done you will not fucking well be a dick about it!" Instantly he began to cower like the wretch he was. It was a glorious victory, the vicious feeling of dominance saturating my cells. My skin glowed with the light of heroes as my vanquished foe became like the woman he meant to woo.

        So, long story short, guy acts like dick to impress his girl, guy ends up getting scared, girl realizes that I just beat her man. Hell yes.
        In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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        • and girl throws herself at your feet, to worship accordingly
          beautiful
          yeah you are

          Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
          lol

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          • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
            and girl throws herself at your feet, to worship accordingly
            If only. No, she was probably embarrassed that he started an argument in public.
            In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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            • we always are embarrassed, unless our guy wins

              then we worship at his feet accordingly
              beautiful
              yeah you are

              Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
              lol

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              • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                we always are embarrassed, unless our guy wins

                then we worship at his feet accordingly
                So no worshipping all around then.
                In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                • right, just the feet
                  beautiful
                  yeah you are

                  Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                  lol

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                  • Has anyone else been reading the manga Mysterious Girlfriend X? I think she's a cat yokai.
                    In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                    • Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                      we always are embarrassed, unless our guy wins

                      then we worship at his feet accordingly
                      Nope... embarrassed at the silly testosterone bully stuff either way.
                      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                      • *worships at cori's feet accordingly*
                        beautiful
                        yeah you are

                        Baby if you time travel back far enough you can avoid that work because the dust won't be there. You're too pretty to be working that hard.
                        lol

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                        • Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                          Nope... embarrassed at the silly testosterone bully stuff either way.
                          You mean his stuff, right? Because all I really did was tell him to be polite (loudly, mwahahaha!). I didn't even take the rack even though he probably would've given it if I asked at that point.
                          In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                          • Originally posted by Alex Good View Post
                            You mean his stuff, right? Because all I really did was tell him to be polite (loudly, mwahahaha!). I didn't even take the rack even though he probably would've given it if I asked at that point.
                            Yes...
                            Telling a bully to back the f*k off is always acceptable.

                            Originally posted by bloodorchid View Post
                            *worships at cori's feet accordingly*
                            **blushes coyly**
                            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                            • Yeah but I am ashamed of what happened next. My friend (who I workout with) came in at the end and tried to get me to leave the gym. I mean, he was acting condescendingly (he's a real holier than thou bible thumper with some narcissistic tendencies but he usually tries to do what he thinks is right) but calling him a dick was probably a bit much.
                              Ah well, can't be helped. He really knows how treating me like an idiot will turn out (I'm actually smarter than him. Not being full of myself, it's an objective fact) and yet he still insists on doing it.

                              EDIT: Forgot to mention that I didn't yell at him. We were muttering and in a separate room, so it didn't look like I was a raving lunatic.
                              Last edited by Alex Good; 10-06-2012, 08:27 PM.
                              In all of the universe there is only one person with your exact charateristics. Just like there is only one person with everybody else's characteristics. Effectively, your uniqueness makes you pretty average.

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                              • Everyone has a different comfort zone... some can't handle any confrontation at all, even if you are calling out someone else for being a prick. That sounds like your friend...
                                “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                                ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                                And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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