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  • Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
    does MDA just attract the whackadoodles for some reason?
    .............old wrinkly whackadoodle reporting in..................

    Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
    I found the answer to why DB is like he is...
    He was raised Catholic.
    .................and he has a mouth like a sewer..............

    Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
    has a little tiny problem.
    ...............its called SP syndrome................
    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

    ...small steps....

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    • Ronal2dduff
      "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

      ...small steps....

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      • Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
        I'm not offended that he thinks I have giant genitals; I only wish I could say the same for him, but sadly I think we all know he is not just small minded.
        Hah!

        Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
        .............old wrinkly whackadoodle reporting in.............and he has a mouth like a sewer
        ......its called SP syndrome................
        But you're the fun kind of whackadoodle. Isn't profanity supposed to be un-christian?

        Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
        Ronal2dduff
        I must be massively unhip. I have no idea what that is.

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        • Sorry PB - it was a spambot that attacked several threads - so - as I was practising attaching those little cute Joanie thingies - I thought that I would shoot the basket !!!!!!!
          "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

          ...small steps....

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          • Very early in the thread I think he explains where his ideas re: cavernous vaginas stem from

            Pg.5:
            Originally posted by DavidBrennan View Post
            I knew a woman who consumed a lot of porn with her "toys" and....well....to quote Jimmy Kimmel, "Her vagina played the role of the Batcave in 'Batman Begins'." But I know that something like 90% of porn is consumed by men, so that's a tiny minority.
            It was some sort of one night stand or something... and he was A. intimidated by her toys, and B. his tiny little willy wasn't a good fit for her which probably humiliated him (and as much as he throws around the word impotent, well who knows what might have happened)... so he decided to assume that all women who use toys and/or watch porn must be exactly alike.

            And to him that means "cavernous".
            I think maybe he's one of those men who doesn't know that women are all built a li'l differnt, just like men are.
            Duh.
            Except that having good sex(orgasms) is actually GOOD for the muscle tone and tightness in a woman's parts.
            Use it or lose it ladies!
            “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
            ~Friedrich Nietzsche
            And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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            • I think I'm done with the cultural conditioning that says that one part of me should be huge (breasts, I suppose) while the rest should be tiny. I'm tall, I take up space - you think telling me I'm cavernous is going to offend...nope! If men can be 'well hung' then I see no problem - indeed it's an advantage - in being, er, 'well slung'. Mind you, I am the woman who thought, when looking at the ultrasound, her baby had an extra leg...
              I like badgers, books and booze, more or less in that order.

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              • Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
                I am the woman who thought, when looking at the ultrasound, her baby had an extra leg...
                you just gotta love those extra legs...............
                "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                ...small steps....

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                • I'm pretty sure the biggest problem with MOST men is that they are all about blindly stuffing their Tab A into Slot B.
                  They key word there being BLINDLY.

                  That's right, for the most part the fellas don't spend enough time worshiping at the Holiest of holies...
                  And I don't mean with their eyes all squinched shut like they are scared to look either!


                  I don't know about being well slung... but if I were then I probably wouldn't have a fear of men well hung! LOL
                  There are downsides to being not well slung too it seems... as much as I like the looks of those big fellas, and sometimes have said "well maybe..." NOPE! I gotta stick with just "above average" joe(who knows his stuff!).
                  And I'm 5'9". Not "small".
                  I used to get with a girl who was tiny... 5foot nothin and skinny, but loved the big stuff!
                  Just built different.

                  On the clit front, I like the large and in charge thing.
                  It's like... dude... you CAN'T MISS IT!!! HA!
                  “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                  ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                  And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                  • just had to share - this was hillarious (hope this works)



                    A Mans Problem After Getting Blowjob - YouTube
                    "never let the truth get in the way of a good story "

                    ...small steps....

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                    • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                      just had to share - this was hillarious (hope this works)



                      A Mans Problem After Getting Blowjob - YouTube
                      Truth!!!

                      And what is that?
                      Cause we all know they don't hold the same standard in the opposite direction...
                      Dudes are weird, and kinda uptight.
                      Last edited by cori93437; 05-14-2013, 11:44 AM.
                      “You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.”
                      ~Friedrich Nietzsche
                      And that's why I'm here eating HFLC Primal/Paleo.

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                      • Originally posted by NZ primal Gwamma View Post
                        Sorry PB - it was a spambot that attacked several threads - so - as I was practising attaching those little cute Joanie thingies - I thought that I would shoot the basket !!!!!!!
                        Ah, so that is the smapbot assassin. I see.

                        Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                        Very early in the thread I think he explains where his ideas re: cavernous vaginas stem from

                        It was some sort of one night stand or something... and he was A. intimidated by her toys, and B. his tiny little willy wasn't a good fit for her which probably humiliated him (and as much as he throws around the word impotent, well who knows what might have happened)... so he decided to assume that all women who use toys and/or watch porn must be exactly alike.

                        And to him that means "cavernous".
                        I think maybe he's one of those men who doesn't know that women are all built a li'l differnt, just like men are.
                        Duh.
                        Except that having good sex(orgasms) is actually GOOD for the muscle tone and tightness in a woman's parts.
                        Use it or lose it ladies!
                        I really think he doth protest to much about impotence.

                        Originally posted by badgergirl View Post
                        I think I'm done with the cultural conditioning that says that one part of me should be huge (breasts, I suppose) while the rest should be tiny. I'm tall, I take up space - you think telling me I'm cavernous is going to offend...nope! If men can be 'well hung' then I see no problem - indeed it's an advantage - in being, er, 'well slung'. Mind you, I am the woman who thought, when looking at the ultrasound, her baby had an extra leg...
                        "Well slung", hah! You have just invented a new slang.

                        Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                        I'm pretty sure the biggest problem with MOST men is that they are all about blindly stuffing their Tab A into Slot B. They key word there being BLINDLY.

                        That's right, for the most part the fellas don't spend enough time worshiping at the Holiest of holies...
                        And I don't mean with their eyes all squinched shut like they are scared to look either!

                        I don't know about being well slung... but if I were then I probably wouldn't have a fear of men well hung! LOL
                        There are downsides to being not well slung too it seems... as much as I like the looks of those big fellas, and sometimes have said "well maybe..." NOPE! I gotta stick with just "above average" joe(who knows his stuff!).
                        And I'm 5'9". Not "small".
                        I used to get with a girl who was tiny... 5foot nothin and skinny, but loved the big stuff!
                        Just built different.

                        On the clit front, I like the large and in charge thing.
                        It's like... dude... you CAN'T MISS IT!!! HA!
                        I adore you, Cori. You say the things I'm thinking.

                        Originally posted by cori93437 View Post
                        Truth!!!
                        And what is that?
                        Cause we all know they don't hold the same standard in the opposite direction...
                        Dudes are weird, and kinda uptight.
                        I'm so glad I have found one who is not uptight. Having a sex life is fun. I'm sitting here basking in the afterglow as he just left a little while ago. Purr.

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                        • It's interesting how little people know about the human body. Vaginas are basically accordions that open and close to various sizes based on circumstance. Tense vaginas don't open easily (which means a man or woman is not doing a good job as a lover), and happy vaginas open to various levels during pleasurable intercourse, and of course, vaginas can open wide enough for a baby to come out, and then guess what? they accordion back up again.

                          Age can create "loose-ness" over time, but that's just about muscle more than anything -- keep the muscles in shape, then it's not as much of an issue. And women who have babies later in life tend to have a slower time "accordion-ing" back to the original shape/size.

                          But how much a person has sex, and how big a toy (or hand/man/baby) might be doesn't make a vagina more or less loose or cavernous over time. Some vaginas are (or do open) bigger than others during sex, and some are smaller -- but that's about individuals NOT about how much sex a person is having. And for women who are older, it's about age and when she last had a baby and overall muscle tone. If she works the muscles (which sex does well), she's likely to be less "loose" than a woman who doesn't work the muscles.

                          How come people are so ignorant about this?

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                          • I forgot, vaginas are scary.

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                            • Zoebird, two great posts! I believe that "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away" is a whole lot more important than "an apple a day."

                              Vaginas are scary. I'm LMAO on how absolutely to the point that actually is.
                              "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                              B*tch-lite

                              Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                              • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                                Zoebird, two great posts! I believe that "an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away" is a whole lot more important than "an apple a day."

                                Vaginas are scary. I'm LMAO on how absolutely to the point that actually is.
                                Vagina calisthenics! The next big exercise craze.

                                I really do think that orgasms are way more effective than Kegels any day.

                                The ones who fear are the ones who hate.

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