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  • Originally posted by Derpamix View Post
    But I have lots to add to a forum about health
    Oh, Derpy. I guess if you are reading this then you know that I am cheating on you with a very handsome and talented pianist. I'm so sorry my sweet. I just couldn't wait for you any longer. A girl has needs.

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    • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
      the hummingbird primal diet
      Perfect.

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      • Does anyone else get ticked that the site requires you wait 60 seconds between reporting spam?
        Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

        If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

        Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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        • yes, truly annoying, that spam stuff.

          so glad that piano man is on short stints that return back to SD quickly.

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          • I'm afraid that today I was on the carnivorous hummingbird plan. I only ate about 675 calories. But what worries me is that I only ate 1 gram of carbs. Will I die? *snicka snicka*

            I should start a website called LazyGurl. That's when it's so lovely to spend half the day in bed that you don't eat anything because you're just too lazy to cook. Anyone else ever take Sloth Days?

            But tomorrow is Monday (technically it's a half hour into Monday) and so I must be productive.

            Maybe a mug of broth before I turn out the lights...
            "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

            B*tch-lite

            Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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            • Hummingbirds are delicious wrapped in bacon and cooked in a slow oven, garnished with buttered onions.

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              • Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                I should start a website called LazyGurl. That's when it's so lovely to spend half the day in bed that you don't eat anything because you're just too lazy to cook. Anyone else ever take Sloth Days?
                Me. Unapologetically. And I drag my willing family right down with me. We get a lot of cuddle time behind the DVD player on those days. And a lot of talking, too. Yeah, we are the family that discusses every aspect of the movie as we watch, and sometimes hoot and holler at it, too.

                I just checked out a book from our local library - "The Joy of Not Working" by Ernie J. Zelinski. Just started reading it, and am having fun.
                I have a mantra that I have spouted for years... "If I eat right, I feel right. If I feel right, I exercise right. If I exercise right, I think right. If I think right, I eat right..." Phil-SC

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                • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
                  Does anyone else get ticked that the site requires you wait 60 seconds between reporting spam?
                  Well I suppose the same system slows the spammers down a bit. They have to wait 60 seconds too.

                  Originally posted by zoebird View Post
                  so glad that piano man is on short stints that return back to SD quickly.
                  Me too. Puurrrr.

                  Originally posted by JoanieL View Post
                  I'm afraid that today I was on the carnivorous hummingbird plan. I only ate about 675 calories. But what worries me is that I only ate 1 gram of carbs. Will I die? *snicka snicka*

                  I should start a website called LazyGurl. That's when it's so lovely to spend half the day in bed that you don't eat anything because you're just too lazy to cook. Anyone else ever take Sloth Days?
                  Sloth Days do a body good menatally and physically. I generally do more of those in the wintertime on a rainy day.

                  Originally posted by Sabine View Post
                  Hummingbirds are delicious wrapped in bacon and cooked in a slow oven, garnished with buttered onions.
                  Yumm.

                  Originally posted by Crabbcakes View Post
                  Me. Unapologetically. And I drag my willing family right down with me. We get a lot of cuddle time behind the DVD player on those days. And a lot of talking, too. Yeah, we are the family that discusses every aspect of the movie as we watch, and sometimes hoot and holler at it, too.

                  I just checked out a book from our local library - "The Joy of Not Working" by Ernie J. Zelinski. Just started reading it, and am having fun.
                  That sounds like a great book. It also sounds like my life.

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                  • "The Art of Imperfection" is another book worth looking at
                    My Walk From West Coast to East Coast

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                    • Originally posted by Ljphalen View Post
                      "The Art of Imperfection" is another book worth looking at
                      Hi Lj. Welcome to the Birdnest.
                      That book sounds interesting. Who is the author on that?

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                      • This is weird. We have just had our third power outage in the past six hours. Just a few minutes each. Unusual for here. The last time SoCal had a power failure it was a really huge one that went on for a day and a half. Episodes like that get you to lay in a supply of flashlights, batteries, candles and matches. And to know where they are and be able to find them in the dark.

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                        • Ah, so you have never gotten to enjoy having ten day power outages??
                          Of all the paths you take in life, make sure a few of them are dirt.

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                          • Originally posted by honeybuns View Post
                            Ah, so you have never gotten to enjoy having ten day power outages??
                            No, that sounds like fun. Yikes. Big cities like mine go a little bit bonkers in situations like that (not sure where you live). If we ever have "the big one" earthquake here (more a matter of when rather than if), we could well be out of power for a week or so. That is a scary prospect.

                            With just a day or so of no power the last time, all you could hear was the sirens going constantly (traffic accidents due to signals going out plus people on medical equipment needing to get moved to hospitals that have generators.) While the police are busy dealing with all of that, one wonders who is protecting anyone from "smash and grab" type of criminal behavior.

                            I have thought about investing in a portable solar generator. And, as much as I hate the idea of it, I do own a handgun.

                            There was yet another short outage last night so I just turned everything off, gave up, and went to bed early.

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                            • Originally posted by Paleobird View Post
                              And, as much as I hate the idea of it, I do own a handgun.
                              And here I thought those were illegal in California.

                              Kalona quit making the 8 oz bottles of heavy cream, but they're now making 16 oz bottles. Haven't gotten any yet, though, and won't in time for my trip this weekend. *pouts*
                              Most people don't realize how much energy it takes for me to pretend to be normal.

                              If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart.

                              Twibble's Twibbly Wibbly

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                              • Originally posted by Twibble View Post
                                And here I thought those were illegal in California.

                                Kalona quit making the 8 oz bottles of heavy cream, but they're now making 16 oz bottles. Haven't gotten any yet, though, and won't in time for my trip this weekend. *pouts*
                                Nah! You just have to pass a silly little test that a developmentally disabled 6 year old could pass and there is a 10 day waiting period. This gives people a chance to cool off and/or sober up and realize that offing their spouse or alleged best friend caught sleeping with the spouse is probably not a good idea.

                                I get my hwc from Organic Pastures. Raw dairy IS legal in enlightened California. They can't ship out of state because the feds get twitchy about that.

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