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  • Wait, I've seen that movie.

    "I'm here to fix the sink."

    "Oh. Sorry, you caught me just as I was finishing up my shower."

    Bow-chicka-BOW-bow

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    • OMG...using the wand on your feet. (I thought you meant that you were standing.) Sorry, very dirty minded today.

      Plumber coming out today?
      Have you ever watched Porn? The plumber / horny customer scenario is a common theme. Enjoy!
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      "Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within." Miguel de Cervantes

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      • Shoot Mr. Anthony, you beat me to it.
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        "Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within." Miguel de Cervantes

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        • Originally posted by Pebbles67 View Post
          Shoot Mr. Anthony, you beat me to it.
          If I had a dollar for every time I heard that from a lady...

          Oh crap.

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          • LMAO

            How long do I have to sit here in a towel? Sheesh.
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            "Freedom from fear" could be said to sum up the whole philosophy of human rights. - Dag Hammarskjold

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            • Originally posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
              If I had a dollar for every time I heard that from a lady...

              Oh crap.

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              It's those fast hands...
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              • Originally posted by Mr. Anthony View Post
                If I had a dollar for every time I heard that from a lady...

                Oh crap.

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                Instead of flowers or chocolate, bring them a Magic Wand. You'll never hear those words again.
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                • Originally posted by Siobhan View Post
                  Instead of flowers or chocolate, bring them a Magic Wand. You'll never hear those words again.
                  Good suggestion.
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                  • Okay, so I'm sitting here, not in a towel but in my sluttiest top (although I chickened out and put a camisole on underneath). I saw the plumber's truck across the street at the summer cottage. The next thing I know Landlord is knocking at my door telling me the plumber got called away on an emergency. So it's all completely hopeless. I can't even get men who are getting PAID into my home.
                    My Primal Journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread53052.html

                    "Freedom from fear" could be said to sum up the whole philosophy of human rights. - Dag Hammarskjold

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                    • Damn. Now that's unfair.
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                      • Originally posted by Siobhan View Post
                        Okay, so I'm sitting here, not in a towel but in my sluttiest top (although I chickened out and put a camisole on underneath). I saw the plumber's truck across the street at the summer cottage. The next thing I know Landlord is knocking at my door telling me the plumber got called away on an emergency. So it's all completely hopeless. I can't even get men who are getting PAID into my home.
                        LOL - it does seem like it's either drought or it's raining men sometimes.
                        "Right is right, even if no one is doing it; wrong is wrong, even if everyone is doing it." - St. Augustine

                        B*tch-lite

                        Who says back fat is a bad thing? Maybe on a hairy guy at the beach, but not on a crab.

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                        • I don't want to paint with too broad a brush, but I'll just say that if you blatantly throw it out there, the plumber will jump on it (you). If you're up for it, obviously.

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                          • Alas, I will NOT be wearing a slutty top and I will not be jumping any plumbing bones. I am officially becoming a monk.
                            My Primal Journal: http://www.marksdailyapple.com/forum/thread53052.html

                            "Freedom from fear" could be said to sum up the whole philosophy of human rights. - Dag Hammarskjold

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                            • Eh, singleness is wasted on the single...I would totally be jumping stuff, but maybe I'm just slutty that way.
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                              • Originally posted by Siobhan View Post
                                Alas, I will NOT be wearing a slutty top and I will not be jumping any plumbing bones.
                                Well, yeah, not with THAT kind of attitude you're not.

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