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  • So the girl who works here at the Tea shop is just about straight out of a hentai- only she's chinese not japanese... she's too cute for words. And very, very, very loyal to her boyfriend, who is cool. dammit!

    Porn has always be ridiculous, but the trend towards yelling insults at the female performers during sex is very unappealing. It's not that a little verbal abuse, and aggression can't be hot if that's the chemistry that two folks have got going on, but it's become so ubiquitous that it's just dull... I'm almost always thinking to myself "Hey fuckwit, shut the fuck up, and just fuck already. Nobody watches porn to listen to your opinions of the women you're fucking on camera, and the fact that you're making a pitiful fraction of what they are per scene is probably fuelling your inane prattle, so shut you fucking cake hole, better yet... camera man, crop that fucker outta the scene altogether, I don't want to look at this dumb fuck anyway..." and so on...

    Now then it's kind of hard to type in this animatronic Shuggoth suit...

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    • Originally posted by DarthFriendly View Post
      So the girl who works here at the Tea shop is just about straight out of a hentai- only she's chinese not japanese... she's too cute for words. And very, very, very loyal to her boyfriend, who is cool. dammit!
      Haha, that's a good joke!
      Like I said before, Japanese animation (especially hentai) celebrates a Western ideal: light hair, light and LARGE eye, big breasts, small waists, big thighs and bums and predator-like nymphomism... everything Japanese/ Asian women are NOT.
      So if your Chinese friend, no'ffence, has any of the above, she's clearly had some work done :3

      I too used to think Asian women could have big breasts because I've seen so many of them around, until my Asian friends intervened and convinced me that if a girl has a cup size bigger than A or a small B, something's not right...
      They also kicked me in the head when I mentioned I always wanted to be Asian (I know, what the fuck?). One of my Asian friends once said, "Bitch, the prettiest Asian girls would murder to have your ass, breasts and whiteness! So shut the fuck up already!"

      Aaaaw, I miss him so :'(
      "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
      -Raymond Peat, PhD

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      • Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
        Haha, that's a good joke!
        Like I said before, Japanese animation (especially hentai) celebrates a Western ideal: light hair, light and LARGE eye, big breasts, small waists, big thighs and bums and predator-like nymphomism... everything Japanese/ Asian women are NOT.
        So if your Chinese friend, no'ffence, has any of the above, she's clearly had some work done :3

        :'(
        Well, her eyes are almond shaped, and do get small when she smiles...

        ...but dude, she's chinese peasant stock, she'd be "chubby" except her waist is small. She's 19, and I'm sure that has something to do with it. She's just cute. But she's not a "small frail little asian girl". She's healthy... but enough about her dammit!!! She's not having it, so I'm not getting it.

        There's alot more variation in asians than you'd think. It IS a whole freakin' continent after all.

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        • Originally posted by DarthFriendly View Post
          There's alot more variation in asians than you'd think. It IS a whole freakin' continent after all.
          Yeah I lived on it. It's called Yonge street, it's in Toronto :3
          The prettiest Asians are by far Vietnemese and Koreans, which we had plenty of.
          Made me develop a great appreciation for Korean food... Right now, I am pretty much a connoisseur

          That's the thing if she's not frail and has some weight on then there's more likelihood of her getting boobage.
          more fat-> more boobs. True for all races and genders.
          "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
          -Raymond Peat, PhD

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          • The wife and I love visiting Toronto for the lady eye candy. There's plenty to go around! We just sit there and drool usually.
            I grok, therefore I am.

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            • Originally posted by Lovestoclimb View Post
              The wife and I love visiting Toronto for the lady eye candy. There's plenty to go around! We just sit there and drool usually.
              Agreed!!!
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              • Atlanta too....and I certainly don't mean me. I was quite a change coming from Michigan....and going back to Michigan. The women here are so much prettier. Guys? eh.

                Atlanta kids soccer games: even if it's 8am on saturday am, the women are dressed, make-up on, hair done, cute shoes, bag etc.

                In Western Michigan, everyone looks like they just rolled out of bed. They actually wear sweats *out* of the house. I don't think I've ever seen a woman in sweats in Atlana. Cute workout clothes, yes. Yoga pants yes. Sweats? Never.



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                • Originally posted by cillakat View Post
                  Atlanta too....and I certainly don't mean me. I was quite a change coming from Michigan....and going back to Michigan. The women here are so much prettier. Guys? eh.
                  Yes, that is true.
                  Last edited by Beef Cake; 06-17-2010, 09:26 AM.
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                  • Really? Toronto?... Maybe a lot has changed since I moved but the girls here dress better, are thinner and... on a general note look better and have more of a unique sense of style. In Toronto everyone dresses the same, it makes me nauseous. Every time I would wear something 'daring' (which is all the time) I'd get blatant look downs from girls.
                    Here no one cares what you wear, because there's a mutual understanding that style is up to personal interpretation.
                    Montreal is a lot more European in that sense.
                    But the boys here.... mmmm, hands down the best selection I've ever seen, and Vy would agree!
                    Montreal is MY Suck City and I love it ^_____^

                    Day #5:
                    Food:
                    -> Side Pork, which I left in the pan for far too long, was actually amazing. I also had broccoli and saved all the leftover fat.
                    -> Dinner: Icecream
                    I was craving it so badly for the past week and even though I promised I won't cheat until I reached my goals, the French Women Don't Get Fat Book on tape, gently swayed me to give into my pleasures and have some. I didn't have the cone tho cc

                    Supplements:
                    -> Probiotics (2)
                    -> Minerals (tsp)
                    -> Advanced Formula MultiVit. (6)
                    -> Vital Omegas Fish Oil (2)
                    -> Vit. D 6,000
                    -> Vit. C 3,000
                    -> Papaya Enzyme (1)

                    Fitness:
                    -> Shred (1st Circuit, 30 minutes)
                    Not sure if I should move onto the next circuit since I can barely do any pushups. I watched the second circuit but it scared me :/
                    -> I did a bunch of walking with my parents in search of an a/c that would fit my window. Alas, in vain... All a/c units were too big and the mobile ones too expensive, we didn't get it. But now that I'm home and looking at my window... it's a lot bigger than my dad thought! BLAH!

                    I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror at the mall, my body looks great... my face, augh... maybe I'm one of those women who need makeup to look semi-attractive, because I looked disgusting! The dark undereye circles made me look like a beat-up raccoon and I don't know if it's the new shampoo that's making my hair flatter, but my head is shaped like an egg! It's GROSS! >:0
                    And don't get me started on my face... my skin tone is a sickly shade of orange, it's uneven and makes me look like I'm 30!
                    I wish I could look like Danish without makeup or any of my other friends who drink Coke by the gallons and eat McDonald's every day... I try soooo fucking hard and am forever stuck with this hideous skin! :'(

                    I guess Shred is working and that's a plus, my arms are a little more toned and slimmer but I can't say I'm not happy that tomorrow is my rest day from Shred, phew!

                    <3
                    Last edited by NoSaladWithoutMeat; 05-28-2010, 06:54 PM.
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                    • Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
                      So I purpose this stuff should be on the required reading list in high-schools all over North America! Let the boys know what needs to be touched and licked
                      ITA.

                      Don't laugh. There really is totally appropriate sex ed that covers it. Our Whole Lives is a comprehensive sexuality education program created jointly by (okay, you can laugh now), two churches: UUC and UCC. It's *awesome*. If you have kids, get them to a UU church so they can take the appropriate levels at the right ages. It's *amazing*. We just did the 5th/6th grade level at T1's school.



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                      • Originally posted by Beef Cake View Post
                        Yes, that is true. You can actually get a crick in your neck while having dinner and drinks in Buckhead!
                        When and where?



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                        • Not sure if I should move onto the next circuit since I can barely do any pushups.
                          <robot voice>you should supplement with the hundred pushups program!</robot voice>

                          a bunch of stuff about your face
                          i've said this before, body changes solve a whole bunch of personal issues.....and unlock a whole new set of em. if i know you from the 500-someodd posts you have made on these fair forums, you are a scrutinous [is that a word? it is now] individual. you examine every bulge and every pore. to eyes outside of your own, you are absolutely gorgeous.

                          hi, i am 37 years old and i have a zit on my chin.

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                          • Originally posted by cillakat View Post
                            ITA.

                            Don't laugh. There really is totally appropriate sex ed that covers it. Our Whole Lives is a comprehensive sexuality education program created jointly by (okay, you can laugh now), two churches: UUC and UCC. It's *awesome*. If you have kids, get them to a UU church so they can take the appropriate levels at the right ages. It's *amazing*. We just did the 5th/6th grade level at T1's school.
                            Sarcasm? If not I'd like to see proof.
                            "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                            -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                            • Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
                              Sarcasm? If not I'd like to see proof.
                              Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
                              Sarcasm? If not I'd like to see proof.
                              I'm totally serious. It's the best sex ed ever. (k, that sounds odd) I'll see what I can dig up.

                              ;pBecause I'm an earthy, crunchy, leftist sort, I have a lot of friends that attend UUCA and teach OWL classes otherwise I'd not have known about it. Also, planned parenthood teaches OWL in some areas - just found that out.



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                              • Day #6:
                                Food:
                                -> At least 3 creme brulees :x
                                -> Salmon, broccoli and raw veggies with mayo-garlic dip
                                -> Costco burger *I know I know... disgusting* without the bun but with some greasy fries :/
                                I am being sooooo bad! That damned Mirielle Guilliano talking book has slowly brainwashed me to give into sugary pleasures!
                                The book has so many recipes that all day I hear "boil the lemon juice in honey and..." in a slow, feminine voice with a tinge of French accent.
                                How do you expect me to NOT eat 3 creme brulees?!

                                Supplements:
                                -> Probiotics (2)
                                -> Minerals (tsp)
                                -> Advanced Formula MultiVit. (6)
                                -> Vit. D 6,000
                                -> Vit. C 3,000
                                -> Papaya Enzyme (1)

                                Fitness:
                                -> I walked around with my overly excited parents at Costco. My mom kept going "Ooh, look how big this *random item* is! And it's only 15.99!"
                                It was cute at first but alarming when it didn't stop after an hour.
                                I wonder where I get my addictive shopping personality :/

                                When I came home I was so mentally and physically tired. I get rather anxious and annoyed when there a lot of people around me. I actually prefer one-on-one dates, over house parties or even small groups. But in general people take a lot of enegery when you're so used to being on your own.
                                I thought I was starving and the salmon was amazing! Fresh, pink and fatty! The tasting of the slightly runny skin was a delight. But after a bit I couldn't finish and felt like I was gonna fall asleep.
                                Could it be the greasy fries taking their toll on me? Am I getting more sensitive to CW food?
                                Then why isn't it enough to deter me from eating the creme brulee?

                                I'm thinking of stopping listening to this stupid book. It's all about portion control and limiting this and limiting that. I agree with some things but it pisses me off when she talks of her wonderful childhood in France (bitch, why the hell did you move to NYC? are you on crack?), interjects French sentences for no reason (we get it, you're French... that's awesome that you can connect even the most random sayings to food but... get over it) and all that low-fat, low-calorie talk. She seems to have an opinion that French don't use a lot of fat (are you kidding? they put butter in soup!) or sugar (not even gonna go there).
                                The recipes are nice but I'm a horrible chef, have no access to quality food

                                It seems the whole "diet" (losing 5 pounds in 4 months... exciting really) could have been summarized in two sentences:
                                - cut your portions in half, into "French" sizes
                                - walk
                                *shocker*
                                I'm glad I didn't buy this book.

                                I'm paranoid. I hope I'm not gonna break out from the occasional crap I've been eating or stall my weight loss.
                                Then again I have been exercising for 5 days a week which is a giant step forward.
                                Is it cravings? No, not really I don't feel like I need it. I just let myself eat it.
                                Is it hunger and convenience? Yes and buying an 8 pack of creme brulees was a bad idea.

                                Nom pictures:

                                Family Dinnuch (Dinner Lunch)


                                Juicy fish!


                                I browned and decorated :3

                                *drum roll* You are now seeing the world through my eyes! And that is our collective, but pale, feet! And that's our balcony, where we had creme brulee! We liked it! :3
                                Last edited by NoSaladWithoutMeat; 05-29-2010, 06:37 PM.
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