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  • Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
    He's definitely Primally challenged. I promised him endless BJ's if he gets a six-pack (even though I'm not really concerned with the six-pack but more with him being diligent on PB), so he's "trying"... But I don't know, he might think chicken mcnuggets are primal, so you'll have to yell and kick him once in a while :3
    Does
    Last edited by Beef Cake; 06-17-2010, 09:26 AM.
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    • Originally posted by Beef Cake View Post
      Does he know what a BJ is?
      That's why he's trying. Otherwise he'd be like "yeah, yeah whatever" :3
      You should see him go googley eyed when the subject at hand (or mouth) is brought up :P
      "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
      -Raymond Peat, PhD

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      • Day #4:
        Food:
        -> 24h IF
        -> Dinner:

        Looks unappetizing, I'm sure, but blame it on the camera. IF you could smell the garlicy-ness through the camera you'd drool!
        But it was too well-done, and I only ate half... I have such sucky appetite lately! >:0
        Beware the yellow goo is pure butter and the brown goo is pure grass-fed tallow, I'm living like a Grok star!
        -> bowl of cherries
        -> Shake. I'm gonna stop with the protein shakes, they just taste so... blah! I have no appetite for anything manmade anymore.
        -> Bow of berries
        -> Organic walnuts that tasted funny even though they were 4.99?!
        -> Frozen banana

        Supplements:
        -> Probiotics
        -> Advanced Formula MultiVit.
        -> Vital Omegas Fish Oil

        Fitness:
        -> Shred (1st Circuit, 30 minutes)
        Today was a breeze though I must admit I could barely do one girly pushup! When I do my pushups I don't even do them all the way down, it's so hard for me makes me feel unfit and stupid but hopefully I'll improve!

        My face is getting a little better thanks to the coconut oil and the avoidance of anything chemical. My skin everywhere else is still a mess, I'm not sure if it's the shampoo or something else :/

        Here's some pictures from my weeks with Vy I found which made me sad and nostalgic...
        I can't wait for her to come back!

        Who said playing Chess can't be considered a sport? ;3



        Steak tartar! I know, I know, the bread ruins it :3



        My lame phone camera doesn't do it justice! It's not all we had, but the stuff that followed got eaten on the spot before I remembered to take a picture! See how thick the chocolate is? That's what I call a hot chocolate drink! We literally got high for a few minutes and felt unexplained, momentary bliss! Chocolate is the new drug, bitches.


        And this, my friends, never gets old. Every time I look at it I laugh, doesn't matter how serious a mood I'm in.


        <3
        Last edited by NoSaladWithoutMeat; 05-27-2010, 09:04 PM.
        "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
        -Raymond Peat, PhD

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        • Wow, I just realized that my journal is the second most viewed! The first is D's, who exceeds me in both wisdom and seniority :]

          But, either way, that's most awesome! So I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who visits, comments and lurks like a creepy stalker


          <3 Love you all equally and platonically
          "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
          -Raymond Peat, PhD

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          • That
            Last edited by Beef Cake; 06-17-2010, 09:26 AM.
            God is great, beer is good, people are crazy

            Trashy Women
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8Yptnh2kg
            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYkG3...eature=related

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            • You are such an incredible writer, Meaty.
              And just all-around cool to hang out with. That's why we're here so much.
              So, there

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              • Originally posted by kuno1chi View Post
                You are such an incredible writer, Meaty.
                And just all-around cool to hang out with. That's why we're here so much.
                So, there
                And we'll be able to say "we knew her when....."



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                • Originally posted by Beef Cake View Post
                  Besides, what you think looks perfect on a screen or in a magazine looks different up close and personal without all the airbrushing, lighting and camera angles.
                  We've all seen this
                  http://<a href="http://www.youtube.c...YhCn0jf46U</a>


                  Originally posted by beefcake
                  Having the guts to admit they are that special person and pursuing them...no matter what it takes...is even harder.
                  blink blink

                  Originally posted by naiadknight
                  Let it roll, see how it pans out. If he can't see your beauty without makeup, nudity, or past your flaws (what flaws?)
                  awesome story nk. My mom and my step dad's story is not unlike yours. They had a fight when they were 19. Never saw or spoke with one another again. Until their 25 year class reunion. And have been together since a few months after that.
                  Last edited by cillakat; 05-28-2010, 08:06 PM.



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                  • Congrats on making #2 that's so cool. Dinner looked wonderful.
                    Strive for healthy today.

                    Satisfaction is the death of desire.

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                    • <3 :3

                      I love Dove for doing that, though I wish they'd put less crap in their soaps
                      "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                      -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                      • You guys are exaggerating! I'm not even a good writer! I just whine a lot and update like 80 thousand times a day... :0

                        I just came back from my nightly walk to the store. Only two incidents of male harassment, I think I've reached my quota for the week. The kissing sounds is a big thing in Montreal, I suppose it's the best next thing if you can't whistle (though I got that too).

                        So, I was searching for vitamin A in my drug store but in vain. I did manage to get some D, trace minerals (I know, what the hell?!), vitamin C and *drum roll* papaya enzymes!
                        My excuse for the latter: I couldn't find vitamin A and this sounded tasty... :/
                        Really, Shopper's Drug Mart or Pharmaprix (took me a while not to grin at the sight of that name) should get a restraining order, because I raid and pillage that store like there's no tomorrow.
                        You know those point cards that you get? Like a point for every dollar, and when you have 7,500 you can use 5$?
                        Well I got 150$ worth of stuff from my points, you do the math regarding how much money I spent there on a regular basis >:0

                        I was so tempted to buy some Lise Watier makeup (HELLO?! I'm not supposed to wear makeup!) or the 1000th lotion or bar of soap, but instead I bought useless supplements. I need a personal shopper.

                        Now I'm just wondering when to take these new supplements and if to take them at all, and where the hell do I get vitamin A?!
                        "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                        -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                        • Couldn't sleep because I was looking for this book "French Women Don't Get Fat" online. I expected it to be pretty CW, but nevertheless wanted to get a chance to read it. Just when I was ready to give up I stumbled upon another book "Japanese Women Don't Get Old Or Fat" (take that French women! :3) and started looking for that one... I finally found a 'reliable' download link but it turned out to be hentai :/

                          It's all in Japanese and has no story line that I could detect, just a bunch of cute looking girls getting fondled.
                          Which made me think, I hate porn because it's so tasteless and misleading (I mean, no wonder half of the young men out there are clueless if they think pounding a girl senselessly and calling her a 'dirty whore' does the trick) but these hentai mangas are something else entirely!
                          It's all about the girls being fondled, groped, stroked and licked into sweet oblivion, and the scene ends when the girl, not guy, climaxes in a gooey release, as if that was the sole purpose of the whole sexcapade (which it should be, thank you very much!)
                          Oh, and I love it how the guys are always the unwilling victims in all the plots... The woman always take charge like some sort of nymphomaniac vixen! (I can relate :3)
                          But if that's really the Japanese fantasy, why did that Japanese exchange student reacted the way he did when I blatantly assaulted him in the hallway? Too public?

                          So I purpose this stuff should be on the required reading list in high-schools all over North America! Let the boys know what needs to be touched and licked and when the party's over!

                          And now I know why my bf puts up with so much of my spoiled bratty behaviour and random, bitchy tantrums and then begs for more... he grew up on hentais and anime, and according to those I am the perfect woman: I'm curvy and innocent looking yet my sexual persona is as fiery and aggressive as that of a recently released sex offender
                          I've got the heart shaped face, big eyes, doleful stare, 0.73 hip-to-waist ratio down to a t.
                          Mystery solved.
                          And in case you were wondering, he knows where everything is... which is why everyone should read hentai, all the time, starting from... NOW *hands out free copies*

                          Another thing I thought was how funny and unrealistic our perceptions of beauty are! Even in the land of perfectly thin girls the sexual ideals which are most often depicted in similar mangas are chubby, big-breasted girls with round faces and big thighs!
                          Chubby girls aside, it isn't normal to idolize western beauty in an Asian nation! I've had those Japanese magazines at home and made fun of their silly eye widening gadgets, their skin brightening creams, their creepy contact lenses and of all the models that looked like they've got an aneurism mid photo-shoot because they were trying so hard to make their eyes look bigger.
                          But it's like that here as well, though we have different gadgets that are just as silly... So I don't know if to laugh or cry :/

                          Heck, I should move to Japan and be worshipped with my big eyes, light hair and strut my stuff!
                          Nice in theory, but in reality all the Japanese boys would avoid me, the foreigner, like the plague, I'll probably be even more blatant and tactless than I am in Western civilization and no clothes will fit me.

                          Last edited by NoSaladWithoutMeat; 05-28-2010, 02:00 AM.
                          "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                          -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                          • French Women Don't Get Fat Cookbook...
                            http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/...+%2527fat%2527

                            This is the actual book.
                            http://www.chapters.indigo.ca/books/...%3a+CWBAB+Hero
                            Last edited by Lovestoclimb; 05-28-2010, 04:51 AM. Reason: added book link
                            I grok, therefore I am.

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                            • Nothing productive to say to anyone right now, but hiiiiiiiiiiii *waves*

                              Watch out for all the hentai tentacles... *blink*

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                              • The great Cthulu demands hentai sacrifices! You must appease the Great Old Ones on penalty of, well, you don't want to know...
                                Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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