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  • I wonder what's the whole premise of calling after a certain period of time?
    Maybe he has a long list of subway girls :]
    "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
    -Raymond Peat, PhD

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    • I just figured he may be busy with life and need a few days to find time/ work up the nerve to talk to the hot girl again.
      Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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      • Probably
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        • He doesn't seem like he's lacking any nerve :/

          I kinda hope he doesn't call just because I don't think I can deal with this weirdness. I can't handle these things.
          "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
          -Raymond Peat, PhD

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          • Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
            Y What if I'm one of the losers who said yes? :/
            So what. Oh well. That's him then. Not you. If you feel like going for it - and I would have 15 years ago - meet him in a public place until you know more of him and have met some of his peeps.

            How fun!

            *smooches you*
            K



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            • K <3<3<3

              1,798 Carbs 78 Fat 114 Protein 124
              Woah, no idea what went wrong, today was supposed to be my 'light' day, but the calories and protein are out of whack.
              Oh well, la di da.

              I had a protein shake and a bowl of assorted fresh berries. I'm really trying to get enough veggies and it's upping my carbs.
              I think tomorrow will be more of a carnivore day! I'm gonna buy steak! :3
              "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
              -Raymond Peat, PhD

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              • Meatie,
                What did you end up eating today?

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                • Kuno, that was all I ate The salad was like 1300 calories

                  Bullshit Day #19
                  I guess I IFed today. My mom's call woke me up today at 11 (I went to sleep at 5am); she asked me if I was going to go grocery shopping.
                  "Yeah, yeah, I'm on my way!", I yelled while struggling to open my eyes.
                  I didn't get a chance to eat breakfast so walking in a fast pace for 20 minutes was kind of torturous, not to mention carrying the groceries back.
                  I got pork slices, which look like bacon but without the nastyness. Can't wait to try them!
                  Can you spell Yumma with an Rrr? I didn't think so!

                  Another dude, this time a random black dude, asked me for my number: I'm on fiiiirrrre! *danger danger... HIGH VOLTAGE...etc.*
                  My bag strap was falling off so I had to stop, hoping no one can see the awkwardness I felt carrying two measly grocery bags and a bright pink purse. ALAS...
                  Dude (from behind): Do you have the time?
                  Me: Yea, 12:58
                  Dude: *walks around to see my face*
                  Me: *oh no, I know that look*
                  Dude: What's your name, beauty?
                  Me: Aa.. Alona
                  Dude: You go to Venier college? (college by the grocery store)
                  Me: No
                  Dude: I like your style, it's simple (he means, black tshirt and my ugly ass exercise pants)
                  Me: Thanks!
                  Dude: Can I talk to you? Can I get your number?
                  Me: I have a bf *so what if he's imaginary?*
                  Dude: Oh, how old are you?
                  Me: 17 *what? I can pull it off*
                  Dude: And your bf?
                  Me: 21 (true my ex was 21 when I was 17, I'm reliving the past)
                  Dude: Yeah yeah, it's always like that
                  Me: *smiles and turns to go home* *turns to face him to be polite and pretend like I would have dated him if I haven't had a bf*
                  Dude: *stares* But you have a beautiful body too eh? (yes, weird sentence)
                  Me: Thanks!
                  Dude: Can I still get your number? To be friends?
                  Me: *processing processing* I don't think my bf would like that. (true, my imaginary bf has a problem with me having tangible friends)
                  Dude: Take care, baby
                  Me: *quickens steps*

                  Wow, maybe I should stop wearing makeup, brushing my hair and stick to tshirt and pants, cause it seems to be working.
                  Maybe it's just spring, heat time? :3

                  And why did I write this all down? Because that's how limited my daily interactions are, unless you consider my annoying French teacher in which case it's:
                  Teacher: "Alona....*french gibbrish*
                  Alona: *stares*
                  Teacher: *repeats*
                  Alona: *looks at other people for help, but they're just as bewildered*
                  Teacher: *repeats slower*
                  Alona: I don't get it
                  Teacher: You don't get it?
                  Alona: No
                  Teacher: *forced to explain in English*

                  Um, also practising for Script Writing 101! If my rock critiquing aspirations go to the wasteland I will resort to writing soap operas or erotic scripts

                  Eats:

                  My unsmoked bacon. Cabbage, eggplant, 2 tomatoes and an avocado.
                  That's 5 servings of veggies
                  I am so full from all the fat, I think I'm gonna explode. Even though it scares me a little, I think I'll keep eating this much, it seems the more I eat the more I lose!
                  800 calories so far and I feel like I'm gonna burst open. Still eating a cup of cherries cause I'm obsessing over veggie intake :0
                  63 Fat, 20 protein, 61 Carbs.
                  *chuggs down some lard*

                  <3
                  Last edited by NoSaladWithoutMeat; 05-19-2010, 12:29 PM.
                  "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                  -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                  • woman, i swear to god you get hit on more than anyone else i know.

                    pr0n is the way to go.
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                    • Originally posted by batty View Post
                      woman, i swear to god you get hit on more than anyone else i know.

                      pr0n is the way to go.
                      Its the butt. Its like a guy magnet. Hell, I'm female and I have some real heartfelt admiration for her butt. Its damned impressive.
                      Calm the f**k down.

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                      • Originally posted by Metismomma View Post
                        Its the butt. Its like a guy magnet. Hell, I'm female and I have some real heartfelt admiration for her butt. Its damned impressive.
                        Are you people on crack? Y_Y
                        What butt are you talking about? It's just a normal, slightly oversized behind! :0
                        "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                        -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                        • They can't deal with the idea that an ass can actually be in shape and not absolute dinky, thus they must stare in awe and know the creator....
                          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
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                          • meaty, you are so my soul sister. my ass has a fan page on facebook. cherish your superpower.
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                            • OMG, my ass always wanted a fan page! But I told it, it's gonna get big-headed! ;3
                              It does have a cult following in real life, and I'm talking both straight and gay men :P

                              Still I don't think the pictures have done it justice, I mean if you liked my bum in my ugly pants, wait 'til I showcase pics in a skirt
                              "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                              -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                              • ...and the user for doubling their journal pageviews in under 10 minutes award goes to.....
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