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  • Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
    It's only a 22 hour car ride, but it'll be worth it
    So I guess technically it would be, "What are you doing tomorrow night?" Haha

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    • Kuno, haha! Aaaw, that's sweet, but that sexist kinda heaven seems like my kinda hell. What the fuck would I do with 72 virgins? Premature ejaculation? NO THANK YOU!
      It's why I only date guys who're at least 4 years older. Boo the boys!

      Naiad,
      I get that I look like anime all the time! And sometimes hentai

      I think that's the whole thing, I attract these men who think I'm a sweet, quiet, innocent girl and next thing they know it, they're tied up in the back seat of their car with my belt (true story). Of course, then they can never get over me :/
      "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
      -Raymond Peat, PhD

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      • Kev, no I'm very sympathetic to men. I have insanely beautiful breasts, that's something I'd never complain about, so it was hard for him not to stare or rave about what a nice shape they are
        But I don't think it was the bra thing, I thing he honestly likes me... but I hope he gets the hint that I don't do my friends...

        Flash, I'll be waiting, wet, hot and naked.
        But by the time you get here I'll probably be dry, freezing and sleeping.
        "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
        -Raymond Peat, PhD

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        • In my facebook page, I have a quote from my husband. I'm well known for saying "Who, me? I'm sweet and innocent..." His response once was "Yeah, right. Sweet and innocent Wrath of God."
          Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
          My Latest Journal

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          • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
            In my facebook page, I have a quote from my husband. I'm well known for saying "Who, me? I'm sweet and innocent..." His response once was "Yeah, right. Sweet and innocent Wrath of God."
            We can get away with murder with these eyes In a way we are God's wrath wrapped in a pretty, little package!
            "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
            -Raymond Peat, PhD

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            • Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
              In a way we are God's wrath wrapped in a pretty, little package!
              Cute even!
              God is great, beer is good, people are crazy

              Trashy Women
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8Yptnh2kg
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYkG3...eature=related

              Beef Cake's Primal Hardcore Porn<strike>Erotica<strike>...er...I mean my journal...

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              • Originally posted by Beef Cake View Post
                Cute even!
                *slaughters beef cake*
                "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                • *Dropkicks the corpse*
                  Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                  My Latest Journal

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                  • *pokes with stick*

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                    • Originally posted by NoSaladWithoutMeat View Post
                      *slaughters beef cake*
                      Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                      *Dropkicks the corpse*
                      Originally posted by NorthernMonkeyGirl View Post
                      *pokes with stick*
                      God is great, beer is good, people are crazy

                      Trashy Women
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8Yptnh2kg
                      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYkG3...eature=related

                      Beef Cake's Primal Hardcore Porn<strike>Erotica<strike>...er...I mean my journal...

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                      • *decides corpse would be good for use in the HOV lane, absconds with it*
                        Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                        My Latest Journal

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                        • Originally posted by naiadknight View Post
                          *decides corpse would be good for use in the HOV lane, absconds with it*
                          God is great, beer is good, people are crazy

                          Trashy Women
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8Yptnh2kg
                          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYkG3...eature=related

                          Beef Cake's Primal Hardcore Porn<strike>Erotica<strike>...er...I mean my journal...

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                          • *steeples fingers* excellent...
                            Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, steak in one hand, chocolate in the other, yelling "Holy F***, What a Ride!"
                            My Latest Journal

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                            • Beef Cake has a picture for everything.
                              "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                              -Raymond Peat, PhD

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                              • Everything...??






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