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    Aaron, Portishead is SEXEY! "Roads" makes me wanna do a slow striptease.

    Never liked Led Zeppelin, or Nirvana though. Or Pearl Jam really. I'm freaky like that Give me Steppenwolf any day of the week over that whiny, orgy loving, overrrated crap!

    But I love the Police :] And liking Creed got me into trouble with my metal loving friends. Ah well.

    Danish, I just wanna do it cause I'm horny. And I know for a fact it'll feel good. But now he's making fb comments on some slutty girl's pictures, and I'm no longer up for it :/

    Iceskater, you are skinny already! How would you know what a fat day feels like?!

    So you already know French? Teach me, I'll pay you in sexual favours.

    Like French and English, Spanish also uses the same vocabulary only a different accent. If you don't have problem with pronunciation, you won't have trouble!


    Happy Womyn's Day!

    Mine was sucky. No one wished me anything :/ My dad brought me chocolates but my mom ate it all.

    Basically, blah.

    I played some guitar and noticed my fingertips have hardened.

    I'm also getting better at chord progression.

    I should learn French but I'm procrastinating... if you guys know of any fun language learning software (for mac) let me know!

    B: Soup with ribs (it had rice and potatoes in it, so I might have ingested a tiny bit of that)

    D: Broccoli, Asparagus, Tomato, Garlic and Salmon (butter)

    S: Raw mac nuts, 5 kiwis (cause I wanted that chocolate!), a gross strawberry/berry/coconut shake (ew!)

    *got all my supplements

    I'm not sure if I'm on my period or not. Either I'm not or it's really light. I don't know! :/

    I can't sleep. I keep tossing and turning and itching(?!) at night. I don't think it's the soap. Maybe because I depilated my hair last week and now it's growing. Ghaaaaaaaa, I need sleep!

    Fuck this shit, I'm not shaving them anymore in case Gackt* is in town and wants to sex some white groupie.

    'Cause, like, how likely is that? It makes more sense that we'll consummate our relationship somewhere romantic, like Paris. :]

    *Gackt is a Japanese musician. He's so shmexy, I don't care if he's skinny and feminine looking.

    "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
    -Raymond Peat, PhD


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      Not Faster Pussycat.

      It was FEAR. You probably wouldn't like them, but they have a song about that just in case- "I Don't Care About You". That song pretty much sums up my view point on most people.

      Itchy hair sux. Happy Wimmin's Day, I am wishing you French. (See my favorite FEAR song for what that means.)


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        I can only guess.....

        Thanks nevertheless.

        Reminds of the Murderdolls:

        I hate your voice and I hate your face

        Exterminate you from the human race

        Lifeís a joke and the joke is on you

        Hey you, itís true, you suck, fuck you

        I hope and pray every day

        Iíll get the news that you passed away

        So take your life and turn it off

        Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

        I donít care, motherfucker I donít care

        I donít care motherfucker

        Suicides the only choice for you

        To see you dead would be a dream come true

        Slit your wrist and show God whoís boss

        Goodbye, so long, get lost, fuck off

        Why donít you do the whole world a favor

        Connect your throat to the nearest razor

        Or do you need it spelled out for you

        Well F.U.CK.Y.O.U.

        Motherfucker, I don't care, Motherfucker, I don't care.

        - makes you feel all fuzzy and warm inside.

        "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
        -Raymond Peat, PhD


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          My period is back.

          It reminds me of my high-school days; one day I would show up, the next I would skip.


          I am sleepless. It's so hard for me to fall asleep and I'm extremely irritable.

          My dad is staying with us before he finally moves in at the end of March, and with my mom and the insomnia.... the pestering is becoming intolerable!

          I thought I was done with the depression but it followed me to Montreal.

          I can't make myself exercise.

          I can't sleep.

          I kinda lost my appetite.

          I hate men.. Oh wait, that isn't new.

          I castrate people on public forums.

          I don't feel like doing anything.

          And I feel so horribly fat and ugly.

          Worst of all, I am bored. And the people who could try to cheer me up are miles away (and frankly, no one ever did a good job at that except for one person.. :/)

          Oh yes... what did I eat today? An omelette but I couldn't finish it, because it tasted so bad to me. I don't think I'll eat anything today. I don't feel like it.

          Nothing else to report.

          "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
          -Raymond Peat, PhD


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            Just hang in there NoSalad, this too shall pass. Slightly off topic, I visited Montreal about a year and a half ago and fell in love with the city. I went to this Tapas place there called "Pintxo", the food was amazing and inexpensive, and now that I think about it, very primal-friendly too.


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              I'm sorry to hear you are going through a lot NoSalad! I hope it gets better for you soon! I don't want to be "that" person that says Just keep pushing on and it will get better, but it always seems to come back around!! You have inspired a lot of people with your blog so just keep that in mind!! Hope your day goes well!


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                Yeah...hang in there, NoSalad. I took a quick hiatus from this forum, but have quickly caught up with your journal and it is hilarious! By far the best PB journal I have read.

                When every other thing in your life may seem beyond your control, embrace the fact that you can control your diet and health. Try getting out for a walk or quick jog. I know it will feel like pulling teeth to get out the door and moving, but I'm sure you'll feel better after.


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                  Have you tried Rosetta for learning French? I've heard it's very good. The best way to learn, IMHO, is to just speak. Start by speaking simple sentences with the locals - just asking for directions, in the grocery store etc. I studied very basic French for 2 years in high school, about 18 years ago, but when I visited Montreal, I surprised myself by being able to form complete sentences by the third day!


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                    Hang in there, NSwoM! It'll pass.

                    Keep lots of fat in your diet, cholesterol and also vit D helps with mood.

                    Sure, I'll learn french with you. But I'd get those favors anyway and you know it, darlin.


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                      If you were online more you (and I) would be less bored >.>


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                        AAAAAAWWWWW... you guys are so sweet! *kissing you all and slobbering all over you*

                        No, I'm over it.

                        I needed sleep.

                        And I was angry because I couldn't fall asleep.

                        Now I decided that no matter how late I fall asleep, I'll try to wake up early.

                        I had so many scallops todayyy... in raw goat's butter... mmm...

                        And some eggs and bacon with spinach and tomatoes.

                        Yesterday I had half a pack of lindt milk chocolate.

                        Yumma..... Y_Y

                        Only because in my house if you don't eat the whole thing, someone else will.

                        And even though those were my chocolates, I took one piece and after 10 minutes half of the pack was gone.

                        It wasn't primal but I don't think I should feel too bad... even though I bought some more today... Dark chocolate this time...

                        Now I will go and watch Lost and eat strawberries the size of my face (I take it these were conventionally raised... or given steroids... these strawberries are huge) and eat dark chocolate.


                        Love you all in a strictly platonic way,

                        except for the cute Vietnamese gal (you know who you are :P)

                        "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                        -Raymond Peat, PhD


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                          I think you're doing great! And not being able to sleep is the worst feeling I know. If I don't get my sleep I am awful for the rest of the following day. Glad you got there in the end though.


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                            scallopses. best breakfast food I've had all week.


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                              I couldn't sleep again... and i conveniently blame Aaron. But I know it's not his fault... I don't know what it is!!!!!! >:0

                              "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                              -Raymond Peat, PhD


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                                I'm BAAAAAAAAD. BAAAAAAAAD!

                                And Jessica Rabbit goes: You're not bad *pout* you were just drawn that way *pout*

                                But yeah, I mentioned I had half a pack of Lidnt chocolate (the milky stuff filled with weird gooey goodness), I had some strawberries and 85% Dark Organic Chocolate yesterday while watching Lost.

                                I will have some today only I will add a fatty, dairy cream thingy! It's sooooooo goood! I'm not sure what it is, I stumbled upon it at a grocery store - they sell them in these small, tuna-like cans and all it says is "milky treat" and some inscriptions in arabic.

                                I saw the fat content and I was officially down for it. The ingredients are cream or something... I don't remember, but it's not loaded with anything too bad.

                                Man, it's good. I can eat this crap all day. But I probably shouldn't. So I bought one can.

                                It's like unsweetened whipping cream in pudding form.

                                Today I had one meal. Roasted chicken breast (with yum skin!) with a salad. Then I had some mac nuts. A banana. Some creamed coconut. And hot cocoa with xylintol and butter!

                                (The sugar intake is upped, probably due to the Lindt)

                                I did my exercise half-assedly; I'm trying to catch up because I didn't do any last week. So I have to squeeze in 4 in one week. I have two more left.

                                Yesterday I really felt the exercising was kicking my ass. Especially when I was exhaling and inhaling in the right position. I suppose that's the key to proper form.

                                On the Big Red Monster Front: It's still there, surprisingly! And I'm quite thrilled about it. Usually it would come for a brief day and would leave for another year... But now, it's been around for a few days now! And only after a week and a half off wheat!

                                Really strange, I actually thought that out of all my goals this would be the hardest to achieve!

                                (Boys, if you have no idea what I'm talking about, I've spared you the gory details with a euphemism. You welcome

                                I'm officially crossing it off my Goal List:

                                -> Clear Skin

                                -> Ideal Body Fat% (21) - it was 27% when I started

                                -> Normal Sleeping Patterns

                                -> No Depression

                                [s]-> Period Back/ No PCOS[/s]

                                As you can see, I'm still having trouble sleeping. I don't know what to do!

                                Either it's too hot, or something's bothering me, or I can't stop thinking or... or... Augh! Anyone has any advice?

                                And I also miss someone

                                + My skin is getting slightly better, but I dread the day when my magical Chinese Acne Medicine runs out

                                + I've stopped using soap all over my body (thanks Aaron!). I use it in *special* places but I don't rub my skin with it like I usually did. My soap doesn't have lye. And my skin doesn't itch anymore.

                                + My shower filter was finally installed! I feel cleaner! My skin isn't as dry! And the water bar is also installed so my drinking water is of better quality. Yay me!

                                That's all for now.

                                NSWM, reporting with a cocoa overdose.

                                "The penis is the male animal-flower, a soft-firm dildo, a warm dream."
                                -Raymond Peat, PhD